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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Oh dear. Seems like Alfie 'racist paedo joke teller' brown is getting his gigs cancelled.
Guess we'll be seeing him on Question Time as a semi-permanent panellist, Good Morning Britain, One Show etc any time now.

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Tesla was right
Apr 3, 2009

Whats with all the robot sex avatars?

DesperateDan posted:

oh hey it's been a month or so since I did this and it's been a tough time what with the continued decline of civilisation and all so heres your respite to bring you into spring which only actually started 4 days ago unlike the revisionist propagandists titling the threads would have you believe

Thanks for the nature pics, DesperateDan, who's the cat?

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


https://twitter.com/hkesvani/status/1639368027345940480

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

lmao, i guess technically you can convert the minute you finish the bacon

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/MrHarryCole/status/1639317423340896256

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
He could be fasting in solidarity during the day while not being Muslim, in which case no Muslim will care that he pollutes himself with pigs (like an inverse David Cameron).

The correct thing to do in that case is not to post a picture of it on social media, because you will still get dunked on. Like it is permissible to announce what you're doing without posting photos of your breakfast.

That bacon is definitely unclean tho

Sad Panda
Sep 22, 2004

I'm a Sad Panda.

OwlFancier posted:

It wouldn't have been taught when I was in school but that was decades ago now, it's absolutely something I would hope is being taught today though, and I can totally imagine a kid being taught the basic concept of consent for interpersonal interactions and then going home and saying that to their parents.

The correct response though is to be proud that your kid has the brains to demonstrate a good skill they've learned in school. It's like being mad that your kid came home and used algebra except consent is far more useful than algebra.

I can confirm it is definitely taught. My form have watched the consent is like a cup of tea video a fair few times. Including the first 12 seconds of https://youtu.be/oQbei5JGiT8 once at which point I learnt the one I'd played previously had been the Thames Valley Police version with less swearing.

Sad Panda fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Mar 24, 2023

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
That bacon is almost certainly turkey bacon or beef bacon. Used to get it in Cairo.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I feel like three boiled eggs and sad bacon for breakfast is haram for many reasons regardless of the cleanliness of the animals involved.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/churnwell/status/1639395235191988225?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

That bacon is almost certainly turkey bacon or beef bacon. Used to get it in Cairo.
Doesn't look the right texture or colour for turkey bacon. You can see the cut of the pig in the slices too, although you can mock that for vegan bacon so it could be that. It looks more like sad undercooked pork bacon though.

As is fitting for lib dems.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
that is clearly back bacon, you can see the rind on it

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Guavanaut posted:

Doesn't look the right texture or colour for turkey bacon. You can see the cut of the pig in the slices too, although you can mock that for vegan bacon so it could be that. It looks more like sad undercooked pork bacon though.

As is fitting for lib dems.

Beef bacon then probably. You can get it in specialist shops - less common than turkey bacon.
I honestly couldn't tell the difference in Egypt. Muslims doing Ramadan won't be eating pork nor offering to non-muslim guests (which less strict Muslims might do out of ramadan month).

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Julio Cruz posted:

that is clearly back bacon, you can see the rind on it

Google beef bacon and see rind. (Sorry phone posting so can't do image).

https://images.app.goo.gl/QzrXHL6kkBcp5Rdw6

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
That's a different cut to what's on his plate though, and he appears to have deleted his original post.

Muslims doing Ramadan won't be offering him pork bacon, but no Muslim has been anywhere near that breakfast.

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Wasn't this a few years back? And he came out with some weird defence of having.... low blood sugar or an allergy and as such that was the only thing he could do? Or am I mixing up with someone similar.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i got cross in the car because keith was on giving his opinion that it's right to continue ofsted inspections (wuruwruwgghghghhh) because giving a poo poo about people killing themselves is for big anti-semetic wally woofters who hate britain

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/TalkTV/status/1639180711889362946

:allears:

https://twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1639226536904765441

https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1639334442891366400

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Mar 25, 2023

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
"ah yes, I think you'll find I'm allergic to non-bacon breakfast foods"

1965917
Oct 4, 2005

Anybody heard anything about this "breakthrough" party?

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

1965917 posted:

Anybody heard anything about this "breakthrough" party?

It's new to me too. Their site is here https://breakthroughparty.org.uk/

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
I was briefly a member. They seem alright but idk I can’t get excited by them, they just don’t seem all that… I dunno, inspiring?

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



I followed them on Twitter and they kept DMing me and inviting me to online events and things which I didn't enjoy.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

stev posted:

I followed them on Twitter and they kept DMing me and inviting me to online events and things which I didn't enjoy.

Didn't enjoy the things or the invites?

I've been following them for maybe 18 months. I saw a cryptic exchange on either FB or Twitter from which I inferred some emails had been sent to all their members (from their leaders) that were a bit dodge but I can't remember why I thought that now.

They did go on about youth led quite a lot though I think they've toned that down. Probably didn't help that I've read a couple of Agatha Christie novels written in 1920s and 1950s where youth led movements seem to turn rather too "tomorrow belongs to me" and favouring blonde youths.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 01:06 on Mar 25, 2023

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
Yeah when I stopped paying dues the leader kept messaging me on WhatsApp. Fair play but take the hint mate. Also weird the leader was doing that, doesn’t bode well

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
join crispix's gently caress the tories and anyone who enables the tories party

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
(ah litrilly nivir tuched nay weemin except fur to guv a hug til fawmly mimburs awt special occeesions)

(and also one work mate one time who was in a total state)

crispix fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Mar 25, 2023

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

Diet Crack posted:

When I lived in Perth there was a meth lab on a primary school's grounds in a purported to be disused storage shed, so anything is possible. It was actually literally across the road from my flat at the time - no one had a loving clue whatsoever until it was finally uncovered.

What up shire buddy, when/where was this?!

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

crispix posted:

(ah litrilly nivir tuched nay weemin except fur to guv a hug til fawmly mimburs awt special occeesions)

(and also one work mate one time who was in a total state)

You should touch more women imo. Consensually. If you want

Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 08:39 on Mar 25, 2023

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Secrets of the clit chat:
the person doling out advice is Pamela Stephenson who older posters may remember as being a popular comedian 40+ years ago on a show called Not the Nine o clock news which IIRC was also where Rowan Atkinson found fame. She married Billy Connolly and trained as a psychotherapist

Maybe she just doesn't fancy him anymore but considers it her wifely duty to do the minimum.

I read that as Pamela Anderson and thought this whole post was some weird British humor bit I didn't understand.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Red Oktober posted:

Wasn't this a few years back? And he came out with some weird defence of having.... low blood sugar or an allergy and as such that was the only thing he could do? Or am I mixing up with someone similar.

I always thought that if you had a medical condition or illness, you didn't have to fast.

Not sure if it extended to having bacon and eggs for breakfast instead, though.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Nice day out here for the thread….

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Feel bad for Hot Chip and David Holmes playing at Briefcase Glastonbury but hey a gigs a gig

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

smellmycheese posted:

Nice day out here for the thread….



i'd rather watch django (1960) and django unchained (2012) tbh

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

Brian Bilston seems an odd duck in that list unless they don't mean the poet?

Did someone not read his refugees poem a second time?

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Ezra Collective noooooo

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Failed Imagineer posted:

Feel bad for Hot Chip and David Holmes playing at Briefcase Glastonbury but hey a gigs a gig

From soundtracking Ocean’s 11 to playing second fiddle to Polly Toynbee

Goldskull
Feb 20, 2011

smellmycheese posted:

Nice day out here for the thread….



Some right 'graphic design is my passion' / nephew of the promoter did it vibes off that poster, total poo poo.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Goldskull posted:

Some right 'graphic design is my passion' / nephew of the promoter did it vibes off that poster, total poo poo.

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

smellmycheese posted:

Nice day out here for the thread….



Nice to see some honesty in advertising, as Baddiel isn't listed under Comedy.

Also hilarious to see him billed third behind a former PM and a globally famous novelist, playing the "I have been silenced!" card.

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