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OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Newsmax coming back to Directv.
Newsmax was trying to do a deal where Directv would have been paying them and rates would have gone up, but got told to gently caress off.
Seems the new deal has the rates staying the same, but they are not releasing the financial part.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/22/directv-newsmax-distribution-deal.html


https://twitter.com/IRCards3/status/1638577656097652737

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Since politics is sports the deal should be public. I want to know how much the other teams spent in free agency so I can yell at my GM for not doing the same.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Conservatives in a nutshell:
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1638889749430644736?t=v0Sz4GahGIaB9ewBW_MPow&s=19
1.5 million followers on the guy who still thinks he's being shadowbanned. I don't get the appeal.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



I would imagine half of those followers are bots

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Panfilo posted:

Conservatives in a nutshell:
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1638889749430644736?t=v0Sz4GahGIaB9ewBW_MPow&s=19
1.5 million followers on the guy who still thinks he's being shadowbanned. I don't get the appeal.

Step 1.) Make poo poo UP
Step 2.) Somehow get everyone on board with it

I guess I can see why twitter conservatives would think this is a winning tactic

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Panfilo posted:

Conservatives in a nutshell:
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1638889749430644736?t=v0Sz4GahGIaB9ewBW_MPow&s=19
1.5 million followers on the guy who still thinks he's being shadowbanned. I don't get the appeal.

This is the guy who's the de facto CEO of Twitter, by the way...

Mellow Seas
Oct 9, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Some background on @catturd2 and his amount of influence: https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/catturd2-maga-twitter-shitposting-king-1234674671/

I was going to put some kind of adjective like "surprising" or "baffling" before "amount of influence" but after a little thought I realized that there's not much the online MAGA movement could do that would actually surprise me, and the high exalted status of Cat Turd Two makes perfect sense to me.

e: What the gently caress is this poo poo, Rolling Stone

A has-been music magazine posted:

His evasiveness and air of anonymity notwithstanding, the real identity of @catturd2 is not hard to deduce. Rather than reveal his name, however, we’ll call him “B.”
Just tell us the guy's name, c'mon.

e2: He is Phillip Buchanan. gently caress you, Phil.

I wonder if he'll ever start using his real name like the mysterious election forecaster "Poblano" - who turned out to be a fairly well known baseball analyst named Nate Silver. It's been over two years so probably not.

quote:

He’s in his late 50s, has multiple ex-wives but no children, and apparently lives alone except for his pets.

Mellow Seas fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Mar 23, 2023

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Hannity and his guests are all over how the MSM and CNN aren't talking about the Biden money news from this week and it's exhausting how they do this with every story they run. If "no one is talking about it" then how do I know so much about it and am fully up on the details of it even though I don't watch or listen to your garbage hardly at all?

I know that what they mean is that it's not splashed all over the front page in 72 point type, consists of 16 different articles and that CNN rins other stories but, trust me Sean, it is being reported.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

A minor player in American politics today uses the name "cat turd"

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Inspector Hound posted:

A minor player in American politics today uses the name "cat turd"

Two of them no less

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
I'm still trying to understand how he got such a big following and notoriety. His content isn't particularly novel or witty, he's some nobody in the middle of the Florida swamps.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
:ironicat:
https://twitter.com/RepThomasMassie/status/1639220186707263494?t=UrxvAJPbWDIrfNgZ6RXTCw&s=19

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Panfilo posted:

I'm still trying to understand how he got such a big following and notoriety. His content isn't particularly novel or witty, he's some nobody in the middle of the Florida swamps.

Who, catturd or Ron DeSantis :v:

In either case the answer is probably "astroturfing"

FunkyFjord
Jul 18, 2004



probably trump retweeted them at some point

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Angry_Ed posted:

Who, catturd or Ron DeSantis :v:

In either case the answer is probably "astroturfing"

Who is astroturfing catturd? He's just a nobody.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Panfilo posted:

Who is astroturfing catturd? He's just a nobody.

Literally Elon Musk, the owner of Twitter.com

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

FunkyFjord posted:

probably trump retweeted them at some point

Trump did retweet him, yeah, and Tucker Carlson has mentioned him by Twitter handle on his show.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/catturd2-maga-twitter-shitposting-king-1234674671/

It looks like it's probably Jack Posobiec who got the ball rolling on him, since one of catturd's earliest tweets has him talking about how Posobiec retweeted him five times in the first week he was on Twitter.

Anyway I don't really listen to Hannity anymore because the dude says the exact same poo poo in the exact same tone of voice using the exact same words every goddamn show. Every other right wing personality is at least interesting in their shittiness and say different things.

And I still maintain Jesse Kelly is the most openly hateful and evil person in right wing media. The amount of poo poo he's said that not even other right wing media personalities will is staggering.

Jethro
Jun 1, 2000

I was raised on the dairy, Bitch!

Panfilo posted:

Conservatives in a nutshell:
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1638889749430644736?t=v0Sz4GahGIaB9ewBW_MPow&s=19
1.5 million followers on the guy who still thinks he's being shadowbanned. I don't get the appeal.

Every accusation is a confession

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Inspector Hound posted:

A minor player in American politics today uses the name "cat turd"

If people discussed politics in anonymous social media services ~250 years ago then it's entirely possible that Ben Franklin would have named himself Cat Turd. Or perhaps Merde de Chat because he was a man of sophistication, who just happened to love both cats and toilet humour.

catturd2 is no Franklin though.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Nenonen posted:

If people discussed politics in anonymous social media services ~250 years ago then it's entirely possible that Ben Franklin would have named himself Cat Turd. Or perhaps Merde de Chat because he was a man of sophistication, who just happened to love both cats and toilet humour.

catturd2 is no Franklin though.

Franklin certainly wouldn't be such a lame poster. I think that's the most baffling thing about catturd. I had no idea what he's about until there was this big deal about Ol' Musky unbanning him. But I imagined he was like a right-wing dril instead of, well, that.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Silence Dogood was one of Ben Franklin posting names and I'm pretty sure that dweeb Hamilton had one too.
What even is Voltaire s real name

Enver Zogha
Nov 12, 2008

The modern revisionists and reactionaries call us Stalinists, thinking that they insult us and, in fact, that is what they have in mind. But, on the contrary, they glorify us with this epithet; it is an honor for us to be Stalinists.

Jethro posted:

Every accusation is a confession
Yeah that tweet is obviously hypocritical given the innumerable Republicans who claim the urgency of taking back America from crypto-Marxists in the Democratic Party who want to outlaw religion, penalize heterosexuality, etc.

Chuck Norris warned that that America would face a thousand years of darkness if Obama was re-elected.

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

Love how the scariest thing to evangelicals is socialism.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Snacksmaniac posted:

Love how the scariest thing to evangelicals is socialism.

For people insistent climate change isn't a thing, they are sure scared of people talking about it

They don't think racism exists but sure wring their hands about critical race theory.


https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1639413901635756036?t=a2bwo0jgUIEJV2zMKDagLA&s=19

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Snacksmaniac posted:

Love how the scariest thing to evangelicals is socialism.

Not true, the scariest thing to them is churches losing tax exempt status.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

HootTheOwl posted:

Silence Dogood was one of Ben Franklin posting names and I'm pretty sure that dweeb Hamilton had one too.
What even is Voltaire s real name

François-Marie Arouet.

GPTribefan
Jul 2, 2007
Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

Panfilo posted:

For people insistent climate change isn't a thing, they are sure scared of people talking about it

They don't think racism exists but sure wring their hands about critical race theory.


https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1639413901635756036?t=a2bwo0jgUIEJV2zMKDagLA&s=19

The amount of people that believe this nonsense is frightening. There is literally no way to convince them otherwise.

If you ask these people, kindergartner teachers are forcing kids to be gay and hosting drag shows, and 2nd grade teachers are making them practice blowjobs on each other. When you provide evidence that this stuff isn’t even remotely close to reality, they scream louder and yell “groomer” at you.

I this isn’t one of those “yeah maybe it’s not happening here in MY community but it probably is happening somewhere” things. This is a “this is happening in every single public school in every classroom and the only option is to homeschool and pray for their souls”. It’s cult behavior and it seems to get worse as time goes by.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
I also love that taking four year olds to church once a week where they're told if they don't pray to Jesus they will burn in Hell for eternity is somehow not brainwashing to these people. That's just telling them the truth to save their souls!

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Captain_Maclaine posted:

François-Marie Arouet.

He sounds like a loser

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor
It's just like how forcing kids to pledge their allegiance every morning and teaching that the US is a perfect nation founded by infallible gods and exempt from the standards it holds the rest of the world to isn't "indoctrination." "Indoctrination" is apparently not doing those things. :psyboom:

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




US is the place to be free to do what you want unless I find it icky to think about. Then you need to be shot with all these freedom guns I’ve bought with all my freedom.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

After The War posted:

It's just like how forcing kids to pledge their allegiance every morning and teaching that the US is a perfect nation founded by infallible gods and exempt from the standards it holds the rest of the world to isn't "indoctrination." "Indoctrination" is apparently not doing those things. :psyboom:

It's because in their minds the alternative to teaching them that is teaching them the US is an evil nation founded by racists and rapists and therefore we should ignore the Constitution, and also hate white people solely because of their skin color.

Just like their views on God/the Bible, they can never admit the Founding Fathers had flaws, or that they may have written anything racist or sexist by the standards of the time, because doing so means that everything they did must be ignored. So they become perfect beings who were all secretly not racist but just couldn't free the slaves because the imperfect people of the time wouldn't have understood their noble intentions. This also means that some things, like denying women the right to vote, were actually objectively good and correct, because they can't have ever made any mistakes.

A lot of this is due to the Bible itself having a very black and white view on morality, that anything not of God is of Satan, and there are no gray areas when it comes to anything.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

This is sure something

https://twitter.com/Stonekettle/status/1639667117288046595?s=20

https://twitter.com/Stonekettle/status/1639667122744827906?s=20

https://twitter.com/Stonekettle/status/1639667130000916480?s=20

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


It is also a way to attack other places as not conservative enough. I live in deep red Southern Illinois and there are always stories going around about “kitty litter boxes for furries” but they are always other schools, not the school that their kid goes to.

They did something similar with the lockdowns and vaccine rates. They saw any semblance of lockdown procedures or high* vaccination rates as proof that they are all a bunch of communists that live in a county that voted 80% for Trump.

*higher than their own county but still loving abysmal.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Caught Glenn Beck and some guy fearmongering about CBDC and how it's programmable so the government will be able to prevent you from buying things if they deem it so, like if they do another lockdown and classify you a non essential employee they will prevent you from buying gas with it to ensure you can't go anywhere. And they way they will introduce the CBDC is they'll force a bank collapse and then cause inflation to go into hyperinflation and launch the CBDC as the new national currency to replace the dollar.

My favorite part was when they showed they had no idea how bitcoin works, because they said the CBDC was bad because "You can't put it on a thumb drive and carry it out with you like you can with bitcoin." You can't do that with bitcoin either!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

This is sure something

In theory they actually do have to be free because the Federal Switchblade Act of 1958 (which covers automatic/auto open knives as well) makes selling those types of knives illegal across state lines. In reality who knows because Trump and his buddies have already shown they can flagrantly break the law as much as they want.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
CBDC being....?

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

"Access to pre-approved upgrades" ???

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

bird food bathtub posted:

CBDC being....?

Central Bank Digital Currency

TrekBek
Mar 27, 2013

slug life

PhazonLink posted:

say you were cancelled for having right wing opinions.

the interns/code monkeys(maybe musk himself, lol tier 1 support from a billionaire) are just skimming classic regressive key words and unbanning musk's peeps. there's even a CopyPaste floating around and some goon said they got their 5 year old hentai ban overturned with the copypaste.

oye! it wasn't a "hentai ban." it was a ban for repeatedly accusing a man of having sex with an owl. don't get it twisted.

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Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

Zamujasa posted:

"Access to pre-approved upgrades" ???

Narrator voice over, “There were no free knives.”

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