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What the gently caress is an 'inverse startup'? e;f:b... and a terrible page snype
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lol 250b valuation sure buddy
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Mar 25, 2023 22:42
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The b is for bitcoin
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Mar 25, 2023 22:43
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Ah, Twitter is definitely on a path to a $250b valuation. It can clearly grow its user base by 12x. Elon is clearly a visionary and not at all on drugs. But if you know someone he'd like to hook up a friend of his.
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Mar 25, 2023 22:46
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Yes, I'm claiming my company lost over half it's value in 5 months. But stick around and it will be worth ten times as much!
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Mar 25, 2023 22:49
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Negatively speaking, we're trending upwards
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Mar 25, 2023 22:51
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mobby_6kl posted:lol 250 bitcoin valuation sure buddy
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Mar 25, 2023 22:51
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Lmao. At least make it believable elongs
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Mar 25, 2023 22:54
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also lol "X corp"
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Mar 25, 2023 22:56
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Make it X Corpse asap
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Mar 25, 2023 23:01
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This madman has a typical boer's ability to try and wrap the dumbest statements up in the most ridiculous phrases and hope they stick "Inverse startup" is the new "Potentially toxic slur" These are phrases that mean nothing but say so, so much about the person saying them
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Mar 25, 2023 23:06
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The Tesla didn’t swerve toward a child it inverse avoided it
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Mar 25, 2023 23:18
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It's an inverse startup. He's going to drive all potential investors away and shrink until it's run out of a garage. Probably one he's borrowing.
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Mar 25, 2023 23:19
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I wish someone would trick Elon Musk into saying his name backward so he could return to the fifth dimension at this point.
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Mar 25, 2023 23:20
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So how many of the remaining 2000 will quit as soon as the check clears
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Mar 25, 2023 23:21
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Those compensation awards are in stock that vests over 4 years right? Stock in a non public company they can’t even sell?
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Mar 25, 2023 23:26
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priznat posted:Those compensation awards are in stock that vests over 4 years right? Stock in a non public company they can’t even sell? It's an "inverse start-up" which MEANS.....?
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Mar 25, 2023 23:27
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And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards profit
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Mar 25, 2023 23:28
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Serious_Cyclone posted:The Tesla didn’t swerve toward a child it inverse avoided it In all fairness they didn’t pay their left turn subscription fee. 
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Mar 25, 2023 23:29
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E the Shaggy posted:It's an "inverse start-up" which MEANS.....? They give you it all at once and claw it back in 4 equal instalments 
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Mar 25, 2023 23:34
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Piell posted:https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1639736747616763905 lol yea sure $250B valuation get the gently caress outta here for a company that doesn't make any money for reference these are companies with a market cap of less than $250B (who actually make a poo poo load of profit): - Pfizer - Bank of America - Shell oil - Nike
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Mar 25, 2023 23:39
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His entire career and fortune is made on companies that have massively overinflated values derived from little but overbearing market hype. He probably believes that is how things normally work.
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Captain Beans posted:lol yea sure $250B valuation get the gently caress outta here for a company that doesn't make any money And then there is Tesla with a market cap of 600 billion
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Mar 25, 2023 23:43
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Yea I didn't even want to get started on Tesla's insane valuation, but AT LEAST in that scenario there is an actual product that has some demand for the future (even if its poo poo and its all over inflated). hey wall street runs on hype and hopes and dreams so ok thats fine (until the day it comes crashing down) For Twitter though? lol
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Mar 25, 2023 23:47
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Oh I see, the “comp increases” are “based on valuation” which means they’re just stock (and/or stock options), not cash. Lmfuckingao. epic troll sir! Owned much? Overpaid woke coders 
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Mar 25, 2023 23:59
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you idiots, you fools. Twitter will clearly grow 10x in value thanks to amazing new features such as the ability to put tweets in italics.
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Mar 26, 2023 00:04
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That's what she said
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Mar 26, 2023 00:17
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Twitter was 4 months from running out of money but Musk dragged his feet for 5 months after his offer before agreeing to pay... exactly what his initial offer was.
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Mar 26, 2023 00:30
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wa27 posted:Twitter was 4 months from running out of money but Musk dragged his feet for 5 months after his offer before agreeing to pay... exactly what his initial offer was. Concerning
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Mar 26, 2023 00:42
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Data Graham posted:Oh I see, the “comp increases” are “based on valuation” which means they’re just stock (and/or stock options), not cash. Lmfuckingao. And stock grants are generally considered income, which means the employees have to pay taxes on those huge amounts, unless they are initially 0% vested.
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Mar 26, 2023 00:43
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X Gon' Ignore Their Contractual Obligation To Give It To Ya
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Mar 26, 2023 01:19
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Nameless Pete posted:X Gon' Ignore Their Contractual Obligation To Give It To Ya
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Mar 26, 2023 01:38
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Musk: Nameless Pete posted:X Gon' Ignore Their Contractual Obligation To Give It To Ya
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Mar 26, 2023 01:57
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an actual frog posted:Musk:
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Mar 26, 2023 02:31
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With the NLRB decree that all NDAs forced for severance are void i am really looking forward to some more Elon stories
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Mar 26, 2023 02:38
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E the Shaggy posted:Elon's best buddy believes John Fetterman has been replaced with a body double For what it's worth, folks on the other side of the aisle also think Mitch McConnell is currently dead as well because he went into physiotherapy a week or so ago and has not been seen since.
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Mar 26, 2023 02:49
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nine-gear crow posted:For what it's worth, folks on the other side of the aisle also think Mitch McConnell is currently dead as well because he went into physiotherapy a week or so ago and has not been seen since. In fairness, it's got to be hard to find enough orphans' tears and children's souls to keep that lich alive.
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Mar 26, 2023 02:51
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nine-gear crow posted:For what it's worth, folks on the other side of the aisle also think Mitch McConnell is currently dead as well because he went into physiotherapy a week or so ago and has not been seen since. https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/mitch-mcconnell-discharged-inpatient-therapy-after-fall/story?id=98127713 He was released from inpatient care earlier for a concussion and broken rib. Heh.
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What kind of fall causes a concussion and a cracked rib? Did he fall off a stage?
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Wendigee posted:What kind of fall causes a concussion and a cracked rib? Did he fall off a stage? the kind of fall where you're a billion years old
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