Official PYF Sagas Thread which WILL be Goldmined After Jeff is Probated

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Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Congrats 16bb

# ? Mar 26, 2023 01:45

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 12:16

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

haha what posted:

🙏

# ? Mar 26, 2023 01:46

Dongicus: Jun 12, 2015

Seth Pecksniff posted:

If you listen to Three Olives he by far is richer than anyone else

Take his word for it or not

Iks?

# ? Mar 26, 2023 01:56

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

Mr. Nice! posted:

Pewdiepie is probably one of the wealthiest.

lmfao

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:00

freemandela: Apr 18, 2007

yesssss

playing hades and i just caught the seahorse in elysium

e: spoilers

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:01

ccubed: Jul 14, 2016; How's it hanging, brah?

pentyne posted:

Jase1 was a lifelong gambler who could handle his bankroll of high 5 figures, I don't know if he had millions but he was definitely not a scrub.

Jase1 was a legend. Dying of cancer and he bets big against a wife beater. What a way to go out on your own terms too.

jase1 posted:

200k on Spivac -220

Even my bookie double checked with me to make sure it was real. It�s the single largest bet I have ever made in my life.

The very first bet I ever made in my life was trying to beat my Uncle in putt putt when I was 11. I bet him $5 I could get a better score. It was all the money I had. My parents gave it to me for my good grades in school. My uncle showed no mercy and demolished me and took me 5 bucks. I cried all night and my mom and dad were pissed at my uncle. Little did I know that was the start of this insane loving journey that lead me to this. One thing I have never done in my life is beat my uncle in pool. It�s the one thing I failed at more than anything else. It�s kept my drive all theses years and what has made me successful. I don�t know why I�m sharing this I guess I�m just rambling and reminiscing about my life.

jase1 posted:

It would be funny if my final bet on here caused all the goons to lose living up to the original name of the thread. Don�t bet in MMA.

I purposely slept all day today so I can stay awake for this fight and event. Let me tell you the sweat is unreal right now. I always told my self if I bet my whole bankroll and lost I would stop gambling. So if somehow I survive this cancer and lose I�m gonna be loving pissed off if I can�t gamble. The good things is a degenerate never keeps his word anyways.

Thanks for all the support I hope Hardy gets his face kicked in and never fights again.

jase1 posted:

First of all, I am so happy he just up and beat that poo poo out of Hardy. That was very satisfying My heart feels like it's beating out of my chest. Monday Morning I am going to the dealer and ordering my wife her new car and she has no clue.
FUCKKKK that felt good. I still cant calm down or think straight right now. The sweat on that much money being gambled is unreal. I can't even really explain the range of emotions.

jase1 posted:

I use to always think I could handle any sized bet but I learned tonight that I can't handle that much money on the line. I am still hosed amped up like I did an 8ball of coke.

jase1 posted:

It�s ordered and should be available by the end of the month. 184k in cash. the fully loaded one was 224k but because I paid upfront they gave me a nice discount.

My wife is gonna lose her poo poo when I get that bad boy delivered to the house.

jase1 posted:

I have made a lot of enemies over the years so I stay completely off social media. That�s a pretty quick way to get robbed by someone looking for revenge.

jase1 posted:

My bookie said I was the only one to bet on Spivac and he had bets totaling over 500k on Hardy.

I laughed.

jase1 posted:

I can�t say enough how much I appreciate the kind words. So a quick update. Chemo isn�t doing anything besides making me sick as gently caress. So after length conversations with my wife and my doctor I have stopped the chemo. They did a quick surgery and removed my gall bladder and my spleen due the how hosed they are from the cancer. So my time is limited and my wife and I agreed to spend that time partying our loving asses off.

So I booked a flight to vegas called in every marker that every deadbeat owes me and called in every favor and used every reward I had to get an amazing suite. I invited some of my closest friends and we gambled and partied all night. I was able to get them to provide a dealer and we played 5-10 pot limit Omaha all night long and had a blast. The next day a friend was able to score me some peyote which was top on my bucket list of things I haven�t done yet. So we ventured out into the desert found a beautiful area hiked for what seemed forever tripping my balls off. Eventually we made a fire and I wanted to wander off by myself. I walked as far as could until I could just see where I started. Found a huge rock climbed up on it and laid down and stared at the stars until the sun came up. Most amazing and beautiful experience of my life. It really let me come to terms with my death and just enjoy the ride until I�m gone.

The next morning we drove back to hotel and I realized my bankroll is still pretty flush and since I�m going balls out then I might as well bet a big one. I know it�s not mma but I wanted to share it with you guys because this is the og thread.

100k on Villanova -5.

jase1 posted:

What a loving night. Just woke up after playing poker for 36 hours I made 7 grand there. Had the casino bring up a craps table for everyone in the suite because it was getting packed and I won another 10 grand at craps. Passed early this morning and I�m just waking up. The suite went wild because everyone had money on nova. So we all lost our poo poo.

Next up 100k on North Carolina ml @+125 trying to keep this hot streak alive.

jase1 posted:

Total profit for my vegas trip after all expenses paid including my wife�s shopping and all gambling totals is $295,316.25.

jase1 posted:

How much do you think Jeff will charge to run SA for the day? It would be fun to donate a poo poo load of money to SA and then piss everyone off by banning people

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:03

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

Jase1 was a drat legend who finished his posting career on a legendary gamble.

Oxxidation posted:

less than two months between rereg and perma. well, i was right about the personality bit at least

Funnily enough, in those two months he ended up in the top 10-15 number of posts in the F1 thread that was open from march-november.

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:08

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

Grassy Knowles posted:

Congrats 16bb

[holds up the worlds tiniest wrestling belt that no one can see because its small]

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:09

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

jase1 had ray smuckles luck right up until the cancer and went out living like ray anyway

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:12

B33rChiller: Aug 18, 2011

pentyne posted:

speaking of, I guess Jeffrey is the richest goon? Who else would even be known to be rich like that?

used to be a goon I hear. He's got more money than sense.

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:15

Martman: Nov 20, 2006

gabe newell's probably got an account. probably never posted though

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:17

ChickenOfTomorrow: Nov 11, 2012; god damn it, you've got to be kind

Mr. Nice! posted:

Yeah there have been quite a few wealthy goons over the years. Many were born rich like three olives. Pewdiepie is probably one of the wealthiest. Jase1 had millions as well before he passed.

SA poster "Pewdiepie" used to be known as swamp izzo and is not in fact YouTuber Pewdiepie

Oxxidation posted:

jase1 had ray smuckles luck right up until the cancer and went out living like ray anyway

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:18

American McGay: Feb 28, 2010; by sebmojo

https://clips.twitch.tv/ObedientEnjoyablePidgeonImGlitch-57maCQRAXPM7DZAk

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:22

Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; gotta have my purp

American McGay posted:

https://clips.twitch.tv/ObedientEnjoyablePidgeonImGlitch-57maCQRAXPM7DZAk

sadly that match had to be canceled

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:26

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

American McGay posted:

https://clips.twitch.tv/ObedientEnjoyablePidgeonImGlitch-57maCQRAXPM7DZAk

gay

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:27

Tweak: Jul 28, 2003; or dont whatever

jase1 was a loving legend, he had a ton of great stories but one that always sticks out to me was some guy who owed him money found out he was in vegas and tracked him down to pay him back (in of itself wild to me but I guess this is normal if you want to keep good standing in these sorts of circles). They started talking and MMA came up and the guy was apparently MAGA or at least super into MAGA fighter Colby Covington, so jase gave him a ton of poo poo and offered to bet every cent (in the thousands) the dude just paid him back AGAINST this piece of poo poo fighter. The guy declined so jase made him watch as he instead made a bet with the casino for the same amount, then went off to watch the fight. Colby thankfully lost and jase was one of the few in the sports book hootin' and hollerin about it, and I think made the guy also come watch him collect his winnings, too.

He also wrote an AMA about pool hustling and other gambling endeavors: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3475307

Tweak fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Mar 26, 2023

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:30

Psycho Landlord: Oct 10, 2012; What are you gonna do, dance with me?

American McGay posted:

https://clips.twitch.tv/ObedientEnjoyablePidgeonImGlitch-57maCQRAXPM7DZAk

extremely sad I'm having to work through this

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:47

fartman: Sep 19, 2021

I seem to remember arzy of 2008 election fame bragging about how much money he had at some point

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:54

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

[holds up the worlds tiniest wrestling belt that no one can see because its small]

I tuned in just in time to catch your win, good job lumpy

Oxxidation posted:

jase1 had ray smuckles luck right up until the cancer and went out living like ray anyway

when did he pass? did he get to see alex jones get clowned on by the courts, or did he go before then?

American McGay posted:

https://clips.twitch.tv/ObedientEnjoyablePidgeonImGlitch-57maCQRAXPM7DZAk

lmfao that takes me back to the good ol VGCW days. love the flaccid katanas too

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:55

FirstnameLastname: Jul 10, 2022

Martman posted:

gabe newell's probably got an account. probably never posted though

i saw him once in Seattle on I-90 right at the interchange to I5, he was driving a candy lime green Porsche 911 GT3 that looked brand new and was on his phone, like, holding it up to his ear

he was driving lovely even for someone on a phone

steve martin has/had an SA account, that mf is loaded

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:56

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

freemandela posted:

yesssss

playing hades and i just caught the seahorse in elysium

e: spoilers

That�s not a thing is it? I 100%ed that game and don�t remember that

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:57

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

robin williams had an account right, he was, obviously, rich

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:58

Tweak: Jul 28, 2003; or dont whatever

Captain Invictus posted:

when did he pass? did he get to see alex jones get clowned on by the courts, or did he go before then?

May of last year:

Mr Hootington posted:

Jase1's wife informed me that Jase passed away early this morning. I know he loved this community and site. That last run of bets and everyone joining in really meant a lot to him.

To the admins and mods through conversations I had with him outside of SA, he did not want his account permabanned. If something has to be done maybe some text under his avatar.

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:58

Famethrowa: Oct 5, 2012

B33rChiller posted:

used to be a goon I hear. He's got more money than sense.

he was a mod for a weekend and threw out a bunch of probes.

# ? Mar 26, 2023 02:59

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

also A Fox In Space 2 premieres in one hour, the original short the guy made loving ruled and he's been animating this for like SIX YEARS by himself and posting making-ofs along the way, it's gonna be 40ish minutes and looked genuinely rad from the previews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJM1JtZ8lmQ&hd=1

the original is great, nintendo I think went after him but he changed a few things slightly and I guess they backed off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uieM18rZdHY&hd=1

# ? Mar 26, 2023 03:00

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

Tweak posted:

May of last year:

goddamn, RIP to an absolute king

# ? Mar 26, 2023 03:01

Tenkaris: Feb 10, 2006; I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

Creator is a goon? Or just a unrelated chat post lol

# ? Mar 26, 2023 03:03

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

unrelated chat post

# ? Mar 26, 2023 03:08

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Gambling guy�s stuff reads like a fantasy. Are we sure he was real? Invent a crazy story, bunch of crazy improbable gambling wins and then he dies of cancer? Reads like one of those 50 foot ant / Martin random stories from back in the day.

Like, I�ve known quite a few career gamblers and not one of them has beaten the house that badly that consistently. Just seems a little hinky.

Not saying it doesn�t happen. I knew a guy who won 75k at 22 playing poker online and bought a condo, an arcade golden tee machine and an Audi of some sort and threw a rad housewarming party. All were repossessed within a year. The only guy I knew who gambled for a living and �succeeded� was a trust fund kid who lost way more money than he won but didn�t care because lol trust fund.

# ? Mar 26, 2023 03:09

Stux: Nov 17, 2006

American McGay posted:

https://clips.twitch.tv/ObedientEnjoyablePidgeonImGlitch-57maCQRAXPM7DZAk

lol

# ? Mar 26, 2023 03:15

lobster shirt: Jun 14, 2021

i am way too cheap to find gambling fun but im glad others enjoy it

# ? Mar 26, 2023 03:15

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

E: the party was not repossessed and the track ball on the golden tee machine broke long before it got repossessed. He also had a mega touch machine in his kitchen. Remember megatouch? Photo hunt owned.

# ? Mar 26, 2023 03:16

Nuns with Guns: Jul 23, 2010; It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

If anyone wants some good ongoing sagas, it is officially the start of Baby Lamb season, so Instant Jellyfish is reporting on all the baby sheep popping out at her farm, plus additional contributors posting about their baby goats: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3886000

(Fair warning that they do talk about animal death and injury sometimes in the natural course of birthing farm animals or animals passing on.)

Dongicus posted:

Iks?

To be honest, I think threadbans aren't very productive. So as long as Seth is contributing to a discussion and not just shaking his rear end invitingly, I would rather let bygones be bygones. If anyone feels different though, they're free to go for it.

Nuns with Guns fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Mar 26, 2023

# ? Mar 26, 2023 03:19

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

lobster shirt posted:

i am way too cheap to find gambling fun but im glad others enjoy it

It�s cool as a concept but the house always wins. There are days when you will feel like king of the world but in the end, you�ll lose more than you win.

My best gambling story was getting stuck in Vegas after a bachelor party. I was flying standby using miles so I got pushed out a day. Figured I�d make the most of it and as.it was Sunday, Iwent to the sports book in the bellagio. Big commanders (then skins) fan and they were playing the cowboys who were favored by 10. I took the money line bet with all my slush money for the weekend for the Skins to win straight up - which happened due to a really bad PI call as time expired and I did a little jig dance on one of the bar tables until security pulled me down and told me to behave.

I vaguely remember running up to the cashier and yelling �PAY ME� while slapping my ticket down only for the bored looking woman at the counter to tell me that I had to cash out over at a different counter and I was making an rear end of myself.

# ? Mar 26, 2023 03:24