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Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

i dont know if its in the uk or canada or some us state but there is definitely a place where they are trying to replace weed strain names with the weird bullshit words that pharma companies come up with like malzortapram and diabibsis

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Earwicker posted:

i dont know if its in the uk or canada or some us state but there is definitely a place where they are trying to replace weed strain names with the weird bullshit words that pharma companies come up with like malzortapram and diabibsis

Ah, love a good rip of thunderfuckinol

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Help doc I need an emergency prescription of Strawberry Cough I'm dyin' here!

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
"nurse, give this patient 10cc of thunder gently caress gorilla snot stat, they are lame as gently caress"

"But doctor all we have Afghanistan Kush and Green crack"

"drat it, they simply aren't dank enough"

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Jestery posted:

"nurse, give this patient 10cc of thunder gently caress gorilla snot stat, they are lame as gently caress"

"But doctor all we have Afghanistan Kush and Green crack"

"drat it, they simply aren't dank enough"

Vakal
May 11, 2008
TV Commercial: "So ask your doctor today if Train Wreck is right for you!"

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
edit: Oops

Philthy fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Mar 28, 2023

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86jtZVlC40w

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Archonet
Mar 12, 2022

it is time to boogie

Earwicker posted:

i dont know if its in the uk or canada or some us state but there is definitely a place where they are trying to replace weed strain names with the weird bullshit words that pharma companies come up with like malzortapram and diabibsis

Inspector Hound posted:

Ah, love a good rip of thunderfuckinol

[slow fade in from black]

Hi, I'm [celebrity]. Have you ever thought to yourself how terrible it is that you know how to focus on tasks and absorb information? Are your grocery bills not large enough? Have you ever wanted to find the most milquetoast daytime TV loving hilarious?

[cut to pictures of happy nuclear family playing in Perfect American Suburban Backyard, dog amongst them optional]

Well, from DefinitelyAnEthicalCompany Pharmaceuticals, allow me to present: Chucklefuckazole. The modern way to self-medicate.

Most things that ail you, Chucklefuckazole can help with, such as appetite stimulation, better sleep, pain, or libido; except all the things it can't, like just being a terrible human being and virtually everything else. Side effects may include but are not limited to: Memory loss, nausea, vomiting, money loss, uncontrollable giggling, weight gain, more vomiting, dry mouth, dry eyes, dry humor, memory loss, disappearing food, forgotten ovenbound Digiorno's, and even more vomiting. You should not drive or operate heavy machinery while taking Chucklefuckazole. Children and young adults should not take Chucklefuckazole. Chucklefuckazole may cause inappropriate behavior in some individuals. Individuals with a family history of mental illness should talk to their psychiatric specialist of choice before taking Chucklefuckazole.

[cut to family and celebrity standing together smiling]

Ask your doctor if taking Chucklefuckazole is right for you.

[camera slowly pulls back as celebrity talks to the family members happily as rapidly spoken legalese is rattled off by an unseen third party for 5 seconds] ifyoucannotaffordyourprescription, AstraZenecamaybeabletohelp. DAECPharmaceuticalsisnotlegallyorfinanciallyliableforyourpoorchoicesasaresultoftakingChucklefuckazole.

[slow fade to black]

Archonet fucked around with this message at 11:03 on Mar 26, 2023

Archonet
Mar 12, 2022

it is time to boogie
It is entirely up to you guys whether you believe the celebrity is Willie Nelson, Snoop Dogg, or someone else entirely.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
people puke from weed? drat

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

ive only known it to happen when combined with alcohol and you get the spins

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

alcatraz gently caress boy posted:

people puke from weed? drat
Uh, yeah. Not many but when they do they really do.

https://www.cedars-sinai.org/health-library/diseases-and-conditions/c/cannabinoid-hyperemesis-syndrome.html

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
Tried out a new vendor today. Some flower, prerolls, and a cart. I know its not much but I usually tip the guy delivering weed to my doorstop at least $10. Today the guy straight up refused. Total was xxx I handed him xxx+10 and hes all "Ohh noo we can't do that" and I was a little flabbergasted so I didn't ask why I just said sorry lol :confused:



Here is some grape cake before I applied fire.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

feelix posted:

I've gotten really high and convinced myself that I found some big issue in my research and then the next morning I realize that I just messed up basic arithmetic and everything is fine

:same:


E: Went to the bad place this weekend and picked up two liters of everclear. Gonna do some sweet rear end cold ethanol tinctures this week.

Outrail fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Mar 26, 2023

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
deew

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

god drat it I want to smoke some fuckin weed

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Be the change you want to see in the world.

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG

pǝǝʍ

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


I bet you could make weed gummies with that

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021

Inspector Hound posted:

I bet you could make weed gummies with that

and now im on ebay

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Sunk Dunk posted:

and now im on ebay

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


so the starship is exactly as advertised, with carts anyway. pretty fun.

how is it for dabs?

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...


This mother fucker def inspired a few cooks

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit
Having a very nice Peach Dream experience with my peach tea, where the hood at?

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
Too sick to smoke yesterday, and out of tincture, I checked a dispensary menu because I really wanted to just zonk out on like 150mg.

Not only would that have cost $180, I would have had to eat 30 individual pieces of candy :raise:

So I got off my rear end and made tincture with 10000mg of decarbed shatter (80mg/ml) from about fifty bucks worth of homegrow, and, while doing chemistry sick loving sucks, we're set for a whiiiiiiile.

gently caress being sick, Prednisone loving works but it also sucks, thank God for weed

Wish I could support local business but my inability to metabolize edibles very well makes it hard. My dad and wife both get lit as hell from like 1/8ml, I take 3. I think it's a dumb metabolism thing, because my wife and I will get high from roughly the same amount if we smoke, though going overboard accidently mucks with her a lot more than me.

E: I'm sure it's a tolerance thing, too, but I remember 20 years ago I'd still need to eat way, way more brownies than my friends. Little of column a, little of column b, I suspect

Cabbages and VHS fucked around with this message at 10:28 on Mar 29, 2023

eddiewalker
Apr 28, 2004

Arrrr ye landlubber
https://twitter.com/volkuri/status/1602417214300094464

I think they just described weed.

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021

this would be my dream if i had enough money to not work

also - does anyone who smokes regular rear end weed have any experience with delta8? is the tolerance different at all between them?

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Waaht if there was a tropical storm and it made you a doctor amd you had to take off the presidents leg in high winds

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Piss Creep posted:

Waaht if there was a tropical storm and it made you a doctor amd you had to take off the presidents leg in high winds

I'm always asking this

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG
Axe-ing the right questions, I see :black101:

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

The dreams after not smoking for a day or two are always loving incredible. I cannot recommend enough a T break for the mind movies.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
The vomiting inclined have vom'd while greening out

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4bpaKnWg5M

The Velvet Witch
Jul 24, 2017

"I don't have a "make better posts" spell, you're on your own."
Need to stay strong for AT LEAST 23 days so I can get in on some of those sweet sweet 4/20 sales

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
my legal state homie said he's been systematically going to every weed store in his area and I'm here for it:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

LifeSunDeath posted:

my legal state homie said he's been systematically going to every weed store in his area and I'm here for it:


do not go to pur life, under any circumstances, Darren White used to be the Bernalillo County Sheriff and my neighbor when I lived with my mom as a teenager. He is effectively a war profiteer. He got his wife out of a DWI she caused by blowing a light and slamming into a car in a busy intersection by picking her up and refusing to allow her to be interviewed while he was a cop. This caused the HOA at the condos my mom was living at to kick his rear end the gently caress out. He told me, my brother and my mother on multiple occasions he was keeping the city clean by locking up potheads. Pur Life is trash, never ever under any circumstances purchase any weed from Pur Life while in New Mexico. idk why he's allowed to do this, tbh.

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
My recent throat infections, combined with the ease with which I totally stopped drinking and smoking, have me considering trying a complete switch to tincture.

Sunk Dunk posted:

also - does anyone who smokes regular rear end weed have any experience with delta8? is the tolerance different at all between them?

friend of mine is p messed up with delta 8, keeps getting super tolerant and then detoxing. He says d8 withdrawals only last about half as long as d9 but the insomnia is worse, ymmv

they are definitely cross tolerant and I see no reason to use d8, unsafe garbage, see my thread in TCC :-P

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

MrQwerty posted:

do not go to pur life, under any circumstances, Darren White used to be the Bernalillo County Sheriff and my neighbor when I lived with my mom as a teenager. He is effectively a war profiteer. He got his wife out of a DWI she caused by blowing a light and slamming into a car in a busy intersection by picking her up and refusing to allow her to be interviewed while he was a cop. This caused the HOA at the condos my mom was living at to kick his rear end the gently caress out. He told me, my brother and my mother on multiple occasions he was keeping the city clean by locking up potheads. Pur Life is trash, never ever under any circumstances purchase any weed from Pur Life while in New Mexico. idk why he's allowed to do this, tbh.

thanks for the info, homie says he won't go back

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