Grognan posted:

i don't think they (trump thread) moved on from 2016

Platystemon posted:

That thread was closed quickly, so most of the fallout is in this thread.

That Little Demon posted:

you know while we are on the subject, I found this a little weird

Flying Zamboni posted:

CSPAM trump thread people also decided to jump in on this by defending DDD against their posting enemies. They also started posting Alvin and the Chipmunks pornography for reasons I'm not clear on

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

It should be bannable to post an explicit drawing of Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks getting a blowjob, but child porn is monstrously evil and an explicit drawing of Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks getting a blowjob is not.

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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

It is literally inaccurate because child porn has a legal definition that does not extend to youth-coded anthropomorphic animals.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

To be absolutely clear:
Drawing of Steven Universe giving a blowjob: child porn.
Drawing of Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks giving a blowjob: not child porn

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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I started with the moral argument that child porn is evil and a picture of Alvin giving a blowjob is not. I was asked if I was denying that "child porn" was an accurate definition of said picture. I said yes, if we want to talk about accurate definitions, a drawing of Alvin giving a blowjob is not child porn nor would it be called that in any court of law.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

As someone who has been traumatized by actual child pornography I find it deeply offensive to apply the term to a lewd shitpost drawing of cartoon animals from the 1980's getting blowjobs. You're all no better than the shitheads in cspam who say that anyone who voted for Joe Biden loves segregation and rape. Words mean things and when you invoke the evils of this world to score points in an internet argument all you're doing is making the world a worse place to live.

Autisanal Cheese posted:

lmao no that first thread in your post is worth a read, primarily because it is apparently the origin of this:

EasilyConfused posted:

I'm kinda amazed that TLD didn't get a probe for that. I guess even the mods laughed at it.

Tokyo Sexwale posted:

he got his qcs access revoked by jeffrey pretty quickly

Tokyo Sexwale posted:

I'm pretty sure it was twoday like someone said above

astral posted:

C-SPAM probably was not the right place for a GBS 1.0-style rule.

Regardless of what you think of him, it's pretty cool that he achieved his dream to publish his book.

HolePisser1982 posted:

lmfao what an achievement


wow!! the quote from the thing!!! you added a misspelled word trump to it!!!!! BWAAAAHAHAHA

Rad-daddio posted:

the Goonomicron

Dongicus posted:

rotating this book in the resident evil item viewer until the gem that powers the dog killing machine falls out

Babe Magnet posted:

Freudian posted:

IIRC Arf had not in fact seen the movie, and after the dust had settled, posted again, saying it was "alright".

Platystemon posted:

The chipmunk incident happened months earlier, but they inexplicably decided that the day after the DDD fiasco was the time to fall on that sword.

Axolotl posted:

Commando is homophobic because Matrix kills his former gay lover, Bennett, in the cruelest way possible...penetrating him in a horrific parody of their previously loving intercourse. To add insult to injury, he tells him to "let off some steam, Bennett!", as though this is just another instance of the sport loving they used to engage in.

Commando is the story of two estranged gay lovers told from the point of view of the man who rejected his past life as sinful and perverse. He moved away with their adopted daughter to an isolated area where he was free of temptation and could shield Jenny from the "depravity" of the outside world. He is forced to rescue his daughter after she is kidnapped by the 'killer mercenary' he used to associate with.

From the point of view of Bennett, Matrix kidnapped their adopted daughter and fled with her to hide off the grid where they couldn't be located. He teamed up with a dictator to exploit his resources to locate his daughter and ultimately rescued her, taking her to a tropical island paradise. Unlike Matrix, Bennett doesn't hide his true self and feels free to express his sexuality in his clothing and speech. This is what he wants for Jenny, to live free and be herself in a beautiful island setting. Nothing is ever said about Jenny's mother, who presumably gave her up for adoption. Note that Matrix, despite being an archetype of hypermasculinity, barely looks at Cindy throughout the movie. He's more interested in mowing down scores of men with increasingly ruthless efficiency enabled by a battalion's worth of phallic guns, emblematic of his sexual frustration.

Valko posted:

All joking aside, that does sound like something I read on ruthlessreviews.com back in the mid 00's when I was an immature idiot.

I remember Matt Cale, one of their uh.. more notorious writers wrote a scathing article about Harry Knowles and at the end of it he linked to the fake SA front page Is Not It Cool News, calling it hilarious.

How did SA repay that publicity? By digging through their forums for a weekend web article, of course.

I went looking and can't find the original Cale or weekend article but I swear I remember that happening. I wasn't registered at the time or even lurking the forums but if I was I might have brought it up.

pentyne posted:

Can't remember the 4th mod but they posted that they were staring at their computer realizing their life reached a point they had to engage in a debate about some horny face sitting anime image posted in the LC and then suddenly realized they could just quit and never have to deal with that bullshit ever again.

haha what posted:

speaking of twoday, remembered this and lol'd

Freudian posted:

IIRC Arf had not in fact seen the movie, and after the dust had settled, posted again, saying it was "alright".

ArfJason posted:

Sounds like she's having fun, but im just not gonna watch it.

pandy fackler posted:

this happens every year and it always makes me lol

pentyne posted:

last I checked multiple people still haven't even received the book

Captain Invictus posted:

I have an extremely bad memory so it's hard for me to remember specific things in great detail most of the time, but here's a nugget of a saga

Dwarf Fortress is one of the most complicated "games" of all time, and a copy of it is stored in the Museum of Modern Art for how staggering in scale and complexity it is. An eternity ago in 2006, a group of goons began a succession Let's Play of DF, roleplaying in-character the lord of a fortress, and after their time was up, they would pass it along to the next person to continue running it. It is the saga of Boatmurdered, and it's surprisingly well-known outside of SA. Boatmurdered is easily one of the best Let's Plays to come out of SA. Eventually, over the course of a year, after many triumphs, insane events and an inevitable death spiral, the fortress of Boatmurdered collapsed and fell to ruin.

Years later, out of nowhere, Diablo 3 introduced The Burning Axe of Sankis, referencing one of the goons who ran the fortress:


fast forward to 2019, Tarn and Zach Adams announced they would be releasing an updated version of Dwarf Fortress for actual money on Steam(though the ASCII version will still be free), to help pay for Zach's medical costs. then on December 6th, 2022, Dwarf Fortress Steam Version released to the world, with actual graphics(!), an overhauled mouse-enabled UI(!!) and a robust, shockingly good soundtrack(!!!), that last part being relevant here.

When your fortress eventually collapses and the last dwarf in it dies in Steam DF, a song titled Koganusan plays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKv-liYc4qU

What is the significance of Koganusan? Well.


This means that 16 years later, Boatmurdered is now technically canon to every game of DF, as every fortress inevitably collapses due to there not actually being a win condition in DF, and Boatmurdered is the last thing you hear as your fortress falls.

Platystemon posted:

The chipmunk incident happened months earlier, but they inexplicably decided that the day after the DDD fiasco was the time to fall on that sword.

Lady Radia posted:

Boatmurdered is how I found DF I’m pretty sure, it was a big deal

Lady Radia posted:

Boatmurdered is how I found DF I’m pretty sure, it was a big deal

Lady Radia posted:

Boatmurdered is how I found DF I’m pretty sure, it was a big deal

Baron of Bad News posted:

Reminded of that E/N thread where a goon posted about how her family couldn't figure out how her younger brother kept getting urinary tract infections only to find out later in the thread that it was because he was using an old basketball pump for sounding.

Baron of Bad News posted:

Reminded of that E/N thread where a goon posted about how her family couldn't figure out how her younger brother kept getting urinary tract infections only to find out later in the thread that it was because he was using an old basketball pump for sounding.

Spanish Manlove posted:

Was he trying to fly away like daffy duck?

Baron of Bad News posted:

Fortunately I don't think he was using it for inflationary purposes.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Paging TLD to the sagas thread

Frank Frank posted:

The boatmurdered thing, Deceased Crab’s la mulana LP and some animal crossing LP where the OP kept insinuating Tom Nook was holding him captive were the best ones I remember.

Grassy Knowles posted:

iirc he also wouldnt stop even after being discovered and confronted

Frank Frank posted:

The boatmurdered thing, Deceased Crab’s la mulana LP and some animal crossing LP where the OP kept insinuating Tom Nook was holding him captive were the best ones I remember.

Captain Invictus posted:

I have an extremely bad memory so it's hard for me to remember specific things in great detail most of the time, but here's a nugget of a saga

Dwarf Fortress is one of the most complicated "games" of all time, and a copy of it is stored in the Museum of Modern Art for how staggering in scale and complexity it is. An eternity ago in 2006, a group of goons began a succession Let's Play of DF, roleplaying in-character the lord of a fortress, and after their time was up, they would pass it along to the next person to continue running it. It is the saga of Boatmurdered, and it's surprisingly well-known outside of SA. Boatmurdered is easily one of the best Let's Plays to come out of SA. Eventually, over the course of a year, after many triumphs, insane events and an inevitable death spiral, the fortress of Boatmurdered collapsed and fell to ruin.

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Lady Radia posted:

Boatmurdered is how I found DF I’m pretty sure, it was a big deal

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I remember the Animal Crossing one because it had a bunch of illustrations and I think the Villager had his eye cut out or something.