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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Data Graham posted:

Smooth ground lions are ensnaring me with their sticky tongues and eating me

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Tree Bucket posted:

It's great how "chameleon" translates as "ground lion." You've got an animal that dwells in trees, can change colour, and can shoot out a long sticky tongue, and you think, "ah it's just like a lion, only on the ground"

The person who named it was aware of sea lions and thought there should be an inland version as well. Co-workers tried to politely inform him by leaving books about lions on his desk, but he wouldn't take the hint. Also he was the boss's son.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

what's the air lion, then

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

what's the air lion, then

Well you've got American, United, Southwest,

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Platystemon posted:

e: Really important to have those fractions, @, and ¢, though. 🙄

To be fair, back then the cent symbol was a lot more relevant than it is today, but @ just saving you one character (it's not like they had email addresses...) is a bit silly.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

what's the air lion, then

Balloon

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!
Okay, now what’s the plasma lion?

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




ZixTheYeti posted:

Okay, now what’s the plasma lion?

The microwave

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It's some sort of ... land cow!

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

BaronVonVaderham posted:

To be fair, back then the cent symbol was a lot more relevant than it is today, but @ just saving you one character (it's not like they had email addresses...) is a bit silly.

Weird to think that the reason we have @ symbols to denote email addresses is that someone thought it was worth putting it on a typewriter, leaving it a nice otherwise-unused symbol on your keyboard when the email protocol was being designed.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!




Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

the danish word for lizard is 'firben' which directly translated means four legs :effort:

Some Icelandic animal names

Turtle - skjaldbaka (shield-back)

Rhinoceros - Nashyrningur (nose-horner)

Octopus - Kolkrabbi (coal-crab)

Parrot - Páfagaukur (Pope-cuckoo)

Capybara - Flóðsvín (flood-swine)

Porcupine/hedgehog - broddgöltur (spike-hog)

Mole - Moldvarpa (dirt-thrower)

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Sonic the Spike Hog sounds like a romhack for the super nintendo

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Sonic the Spike Hog sounds like a romhack for the super nintendo

Or a game included on a bootleg console at the flea market that's a controller you plug directly into the TV.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

kdrudy posted:

Or a game included on a bootleg console at the flea market that's a controller you plug directly into the TV.

I think you're mistaken, that was a secret prototype Nintendo that my dad got from his friend whose brother knew a guy who worked at Nintendo, and I had to keep it a secret or the lawyers would find us

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

KA-ME-HA-ME-LEON!

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Dares Box Trump

McPhearson posted:

The Spanish word for peacock is "Pavo Real", which directly translates as "Royal Turkey".

I love it!


FreudianSlippers posted:

Some Icelandic animal names

Mole - Moldvarpa (dirt-thrower)

Woah nice. In Danish it's muldvarp but I didn't know it actually had a meaning.

Okay one more: Common bottlenose dolphin is 'øresvin' which translates to ear pig.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
My metal side project is now named Working Beard Door

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

I love it!

Woah nice. In Danish it's muldvarp but I didn't know it actually had a meaning.

Okay one more: Common bottlenose dolphin is 'øresvin' which translates to ear pig.

My favorite one like this from German is 'Schildkröte' - frog. It breaks down into "shield toad"

Which, sure. It's a toad with a shield. I get it.

ellie the beep
Jun 15, 2007

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.

McPhearson posted:

The Spanish word for peacock is "Pavo Real", which directly translates as "Royal Turkey".

well actually,,,,

pavo means peacock, and they were renamed Royal peacock after the spanish encountered the peacock native to mexico:

ellie the beep has a new favorite as of 01:38 on Apr 25, 2023

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pea is stored in the cock.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Okay one more: Common bottlenose dolphin is 'øresvin' which translates to ear pig.

I wonder if it's the same person who named the titmouse.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

FreudianSlippers posted:

Some Icelandic animal names

Turtle - skjaldbaka (shield-back)
Look, they're not alone.

Cephalopod - head foot

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Raccoons are wash bears and skunks are stinky martens :colbert:

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Another good one in German: squid and octopus are “ink fish”

Emzedoh
Jun 26, 2013

I was going to share the one about penguin being 'business goose' in Mandardin Chinese, but apparently that's a misnomer. It shares a character with the word for business, but it more accurately translates to 'standing/tip-toeing goose'.

I guess that's not so bad either, though.

https://www.chineseboost.com/blog/c...0%8B%27%C3%A9).

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Crisi-tunity goose

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Tombot
Oct 21, 2008

Imagine ordering one in discrete packaging, and then it arrives in this van.
Now I'm imagining it having a jingle like an Ice-cream van, and then after it arrives the delivery man posts a message on all of your social medias saying that the dildo has arrived complete with a picture of the dildo and another of your front doorstep.

And then they add a picture of you to their "satisfied customers" list on their webpage.

(I should stop thinking about this).

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Tombot posted:

Imagine ordering one in discrete packaging, and then it arrives in this van.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV-4HH6BxY0

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



diwdo

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
My favourite bird (aside from the wagtail) is the spotted pardalote. But pardalote just means "spotted." So its the spotted spotted.
The spotted spotted is hard to spot.

Data Graham posted:

Crisi-tunity goose

I read this in the correct voice.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Octopus - Kolkrabbi (coal-crab)

What??

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Like in some languages it's called ink fish. Something black that it emits + a type of marine animal.

Boob Cop
Jan 1, 2023

Platystemon posted:

Oh yeah and another fun fact about typewriters is that they typically didn’t have an exclamation mark!

You’d have to type a period, backspace, and put down an apostrophe over top of it. Or vice versa, if you were an animal.

This is why the ‘1” and ‘!’ are on the same key! Deluxe typewriters added one key that basic models didn’t have, and it gave you two svelte new glyphs!



The underscore was not used as we use it today, but to underline text via the same general method.

‘+’ was sometimes a slash atop a hyphen.

e: Really important to have those fractions, @, and ¢, though. 🙄

I've always wanted a Corona, just got a couple Underwood portables and an Oliver
edit: and a Royal flatbed #2

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

what's the air lion, then

Nicodemus Dumps posted:

Well you've got American, United, Southwest,

:neckbeard:

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Cyrano4747 posted:

Another good one in German: squid and octopus are “ink fish”

Same problem in Swedish, which really restricts your access to ika at a sushi restaurants, just because Chomski is right it turns out.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
In Danish they're 'ink spouts' which is definitely a slightly better name.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

what's the air lion, then

A henwae

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!




I suspect, but don't know for sure, the name can be traced back to the early 19th century when Iceland's national poet Jónas Hallgrímsson made up a couple hundred new words for various animals, natural phenomena, and scientific terms that Icelandic didn't have any word for. Before his time people just used to Danish term for anything too fancy or foreign to have its own native word.

Some of them were very good (see skjaldbaka) but they couldn't all be hits.

Jónas died at age 38 after he fell down some strairs coming home shitfaced from the pub in his apartment building in Copenhagen. He only broke a leg but it was late and he didn't want to bother the neighbours so he didn't call out for help and got a really nasty infection. A hundred years after his death his remains and/or the remains of some random Danish commoner (he was buried in a paupers grave with a bunch of other people) were shipped back home and he was given a state funeral.

In conclusion Jónas Hallgrímsson is a land of contrasts.

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