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dxt
Mar 27, 2004
METAL DISCHARGE

lil poopendorfer posted:

What about this post

cops aren't people so it's ok

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Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

lobster shirt posted:

hulk hogans son has been involved in bad vehicle crimes

we did get this conversation out of it though

quote:

“You and me been sitting on some serious phone, phone dialogue here n—a,” Hogan said.

“Yeah, nibb-ah,” Nick said.

“N—a, n—a, that means, that means you (are) my best friend,” said Hogan.

In another phone call, Hogan talks about God and re-incarnation.

“You know that God gave you this vibe and this, this, energy that you and I are going to live forever, bro,” he said. “I just hope we don’t come back as a couple, I don’t want to say it, blizz-ack gizz-uys, you know what I’m saying?”

“Brutal,” Nick responded after they both laughed.

Hogan also talked to Nick about possibly being transferred from the adult jail to juvenile hall.

“It’s down in St. Pete and it’s mixed-race and we get along with everybody, so that’s fine,” Nick said.

Hulk said, “Your mom went there and said it was mainly blizz, you know what I’m sizz-aying?”

“Mm-hm,” Nick said.

Hulk responded, “And that some of the ladies there that, you know, run the school are nice blizz lizz-adies, you know?”

“Mm-hm…. I would go down there, I would make friends with all those kids down there,” said Nick. “I guarantee it. Because you know how all the blizz pizz love us.”

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Ringo Roadagain posted:

we did get this conversation out of it though


I don't remember posted:

Nibbknob tryina get a blizz pizz.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




buckle your kids up. definitely dont let 5 of them be fatally ejected from the car on a tennessee highway yesterday.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

Real hurthling! posted:

buckle your kids up. definitely dont let 5 of them be fatally ejected from the car on a tennessee highway yesterday.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate



lol


your only post in this thread. curious!

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Mr. Sharps posted:

on my way to brutally murder a dozen cars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5UFznClHo4
I mean, maybe...





probably needs more horsepower

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



The only thing that should be "gassed" is hard-working cars, with delicious and nutritious Exxon Mobil Synergy Supreme+ premium 93 octane gasoline, which can keep your engine 2X cleaner for better gas mileage.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!
I am working on being a corny person who calls them car negligents, rather than accidents.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

cars ftw

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

yeah....

























for the wreckingyard

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

cars are fail

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
they're not very 'win' at all actually

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


very epic!!

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Had to drive today for stupid reasons. its been like a fuckin year. Immediately angry the whole time. There's this one spot on i5 in seattle where a ton of people have to cross from a right hand onramp to a left hand offramp in like 400 yards and I always leave plenty of room and some dickwad passes me in an audi with the lovely sounding engine that sputters and poo poo pop pop pop pop skips my big space opening, slows down the whole line of cars to shove in in front of the guy in front of me who wasnt leaving a lot of space, manages to cause 3 lanes on the freeway to break check to let his selfish rear end in.

gently caress cars. gently caress driving. 0/10 would love to never do it again.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Modern top fuel dragsters put out closer to 10k horsepower, but yeah the principle is the same: The rules essentially mandate that you use American engine technology from the 1970s, no finesse just brute force. At least with Monster Trucks it's right out in the open that they're just there to do tricks. As someone who's still a bit (race)carbrained, I've wondered out loud before in AI threads about what could be done in drag racing if they ditched all the rules and the archaic big-block American V8s and let, for example, a team of Germans design a purpose-built quarter-mile naildriver. Same question for Monster Truck, it would be interesting to see a hybrid-powered 4x4 doing backflips in an arena.

If you ever have the chance to see a Monster Truck rally, you should take it. Even in motorsport, it's some of the dumbest, most wasteful poo poo ever, but there's something artful about how they've figured out how to please our brains so perfectly by watching big loud cars basically do ballet in the dirt. In case you didn't know, it's not really a competition - ostensibly it is; all the trucks wear different livery and the announcer plays up their 'rivalries' over the PA, but these guys are essentially all on the same team of acrobats, working a largely-choreographed routine, like the Harlem Globetrotters and the Generals. It's a spectacle designed for ten-year-old boys and their Dads, but one for which you should surrender yourself to reckless abandon of principles and just take in the visceral mindless pleasure for once.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

silicone thrills posted:

Had to drive today for stupid reasons. its been like a fuckin year. Immediately angry the whole time. There's this one spot on i5 in seattle where a ton of people have to cross from a right hand onramp to a left hand offramp in like 400 yards and I always leave plenty of room and some dickwad passes me in an audi with the lovely sounding engine that sputters and poo poo pop pop pop pop skips my big space opening, slows down the whole line of cars to shove in in front of the guy in front of me who wasnt leaving a lot of space, manages to cause 3 lanes on the freeway to break check to let his selfish rear end in.

gently caress cars. gently caress driving. 0/10 would love to never do it again.

owned

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

yes, precisely. every day the car owns you.

sim
Sep 24, 2003

Mister Speaker posted:

If you ever have the chance to see a Monster Truck rally, you should take it. Even in motorsport, it's some of the dumbest, most wasteful poo poo ever, but there's something artful about how they've figured out how to please our brains so perfectly by watching big loud cars basically do ballet in the dirt. In case you didn't know, it's not really a competition - ostensibly it is; all the trucks wear different livery and the announcer plays up their 'rivalries' over the PA, but these guys are essentially all on the same team of acrobats, working a largely-choreographed routine, like the Harlem Globetrotters and the Generals. It's a spectacle designed for ten-year-old boys and their Dads, but one for which you should surrender yourself to reckless abandon of principles and just take in the visceral mindless pleasure for once.

I agree that all cars should be contained to a car zoo where pedestrians gawk at them for entertainment.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Boywhiz88 posted:

I am working on being a corny person who calls them car negligents, rather than accidents.

Traffic collision

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


that's very unkind, and you shouldn't post like this to get attention.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

mawarannahr posted:

that's very unkind, and you shouldn't post like this to get attention.

what

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006


It's curtains for you once Jeffrey bursts in here with proof that you don't even own a car.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

e.pilot posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4bIEMfD.mp4

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bad shoot

there were no serious injuries

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Homocow posted:

I mean, maybe...





probably needs more horsepower

Whoa, I'll not tolerate slandering monster trucks in the anti CAR thread.

that stupid pickup can go away though

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Filthy Hans posted:

bad shoot

there were no serious injuries
A bad shoot by NHD!? Inconceivable!

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

mods are asleep post gore porn

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Filthy Hans posted:

bad shoot

there were no serious injuries

correction, no PEOPLE were seriously hurt.

The car was brutally murdered, and cars are more important than people, so it's way worse than a video in which people are hurt.

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



McCracAttack posted:

mods are asleep post gore porn


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mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

e.pilot posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4bIEMfD.mp4

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lol @ the ban and probe for posting this but still keeping it up

sat on my keys!
Oct 2, 2014

Time for a change of pace.

People Who Caused Traffic Nightmare At Pretty Tree Festival Complain Of Traffic Nightmare At Pretty Tree Festival

Defector posted:

If I’d wanted to see the Cherry Blossoms in Washington, DC today, I could’ve taken the Q or the 2 from my apartment in Brooklyn to Penn Station, which is about a 40 minute trip, and then taken the Amtrak Northeast regional to Union Station, which would’ve taken 3-and-a-half to 4 hours, and then hopped on one of Washington’s Capital Bikeshare bikes outside Union Station to ride down to Hains Point at the southern tip of East Potomac Park, about a 25-minute ride in what looks to be beautiful, sunny weather.

I also could’ve left from much closer to the city, say somewhere in Maryland or Virginia, and spent four hours sitting motionless, in my Kia Telluride or Audi Q7, slowly going mad, because I, along with thousands of others, are among the dumbest people ever created by a wealthy and scientifically advanced civilization. I might’ve done this despite days of warning that traffic would be difficult, due entirely to people like me.

Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

mystes posted:

If you really wanted to go off road would the biggest most expensive shiniest truck really be what you would want for that?

A year or two ago I watched a bunch of youtube videos of this guy exploring some pretty hairy abandoned roads and stuff in Japan in a cheap as gently caress used kei SUV (a Mitsubishi Pajero Mini) and it's just funny to compare that with Americans' ideas of an SUV

Obviously there are actual jeeps for offroad stuff too but that's got to be a miniscule fraction of Jeep SUVs sold now.

you can't offroad in a modern american truck because as soon as you're more than 10° off level horizontally it blows the airbags and the whole thing is a writeoff, lmao

it's always funny as poo poo watching them carefully navigating their lifted piece of poo poo around a pit real off-road vehicles just blaze through then *POP* all the airbags go off and they're $100k poorer instantly.

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

:nms:
https://i.imgur.com/uHFy9DE.mp4
:nms:

Electro-Boogie Jack
Nov 22, 2006
bagger mcguirk sent me.


lol

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

e.pilot posted:

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e.pilot posted:

if this isn’t the place for a failson in a lifted truck losing a wheel because of wheel spacers and hub failure and causing a wreck I don’t know what is :chloe:

op is doing a PSA on the danger of aftermarket vehicle mods and is accused of posting "to laugh at it with other freaks"

such an obviously bad faith probe that explicitly shits on everyone who posts itt lmao

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


mystes posted:

If you really wanted to go off road would the biggest most expensive shiniest truck really be what you would want for that?

A year or two ago I watched a bunch of youtube videos of this guy exploring some pretty hairy abandoned roads and stuff in Japan in a cheap as gently caress used kei SUV (a Mitsubishi Pajero Mini) and it's just funny to compare that with Americans' ideas of an SUV

Obviously there are actual jeeps for offroad stuff too but that's got to be a miniscule fraction of Jeep SUVs sold now.

You want a small vehicle with a short wheelbase for offroading

Americans can buy exactly zero trucks capable of that in 2023

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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

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