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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Rishi Sunak’s plan to stop small boat crossings — Rishi Sunak’s bill will ‘drive a coach and horses’ through protections for women who are trafficked to Britain as victims of modern slavery, Keir Starmer has said" Telegraph:  Suella Braverman vows to 'push boundaries of international law' to stop migrants; Politics latest news: Starmer 'just another lefty lawyer' standing in way of solving migrant crisis, says Sunak Matt:  The multiple times Gary Lineker has waded into politics on Twitter Independent:  Times:  "The Times view on Gary Lineker’s tweets: Own Goal" Evening Standard:  Emmanuel Macron to stretch out hand of friendship to UK when he meets Rishi Sunak in Paris; North Londoner Mae Muller revealed as the UK’s Eurovision entrant
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson: Tories react to Gary Lineker’s comments on the migration bill – Suella Braverman said on Thursday she was personally offended by the sports pundit saying the language around the new bill was ‘not dissimilar to that used by Germany in the 30s’"; Blizzard warnings issued as snow causes UK travel disruption Telegraph:  HS2 extension to Euston set to be delayed by nearly a decade Matt:  Weight loss jab to be offered to tens of thousands of obese people on the NHS Independent:  Times:  Macron set to reject Rishi Sunak’s return plan for small boat migrants After Lautrec. Evening Standard:  UK economy rebounds to grow by 0.3% in January;  All dogs great and small arrive in their winter gear for Crufts  Stephen Collins: 
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the Anglo-French refugee deal – UK to help fund immigration detention centre in France after Sunak-Macron summit" Telegraph:   Matt: Ofsted chief’s warning over explicit sex education lessons Independent:  After Gillray. The i paper:  BBC apologises as sports shows pulled amid boycott by presenters and pundits Times:  "The Times view on Georgia’s future: Stand with Tbilisi"
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Cloud Potato posted:Guardian: This is principally based on The Last of England, though from the name and the composition I suspect he's actually going for a twofer, and a second painting is being parodied that I can't identify.
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Observer: "Rishi Sunak’s immigration nightmare – An Enoch Powell-shaped vision visits the prime minister in his sleep" Sunday Telegraph:  Match of the Day to air without presenter or pundits after Gary Lineker’s suspension Matt:  Sunday Times:  Mail on Sunday:  “Harry hasn’t decided if they’ll be attending the coronation yet, he’s still waiting to hear what Gary Lineker thinks.”
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on the feeding frenzy engulfing the BBC – As well as the row over Gary Lineker’s social media use, the corporation is mired in controversies surrounding David Attenborough and Fiona Bruce" Telegraph:  Oscars 2023: Everything Everywhere dominates as Brendan Fraser wins Best Actor Times:  Evening Standard: 
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what's david icke doing back at BBC then
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He's the only presenter they could find who's 'anti woke' enough for the culture war idiots.
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Guavanaut posted:He's the only presenter they could find who's 'anti woke' enough for the culture war idiots. It's my understanding that David Icke is not "anti-woke" but legitimately insane. As in he has spent time saying that when he says the Queen is a 7 foot lizard Alien in a rubber suit, he is not making an anti-semitic allegory, he believes that she is an actual reptilian alien in a rubber costume.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the spring budget – The chancellor will deliver his spring budget speech on Wednesday"; From September: King Charles will not pay tax on inheritance from the Queen Telegraph:  Times:  UK Launches 2023 Integrated Review Refresh Evening Standard:  Nuclear submarine pact will allow US, UK, Australia to deploy force ‘anywhere in the world’; After The Beatles. EDIT: David Squires: 
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on choppy waters with Braverman and Hunt – Home secretary accused of cruelty in illegal migration bill as chancellor prepares for budget" Telegraph:  Jeremy Hunt to announce 30 hours of free childcare for one and two-year-olds in Budget Matt:  Pictured: Domino's pizza fascinator steals show at Cheltenham Ladies' Day Independent:  Times:  Young parents and over-50s will be beneficiaries of Hunt’s billions Evening Standard:  London strikes latest LIVE: Tens of thousands take part in central London protest
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adams wanted to turn it in quickly and go pub imo
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Jeremy Hunt’s budget – Grim chancellor pulls nuclear white elephant from his budget box" Telegraph:  Winners and losers from the Budget 2023 – and what it means for your money Matt:  ‘Skills bootcamps’ plan to encourage over-50s back to work Independent:  Budget 2023: Jeremy Hunt announces multibillion expansion of free childcare Times:  Evening Standard:  Shares rally after huge bank bailout of Credit Suisse
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Jeremy Hunt’s budget – Cheltenham festival coincided with the chancellor outlining his tax and spending plans, which contained little to cheer those facing stagnating incomes" Telegraph:  Matt:  Wall Street giants rescue US bank First Republic in $30bn deal Independent:  Budget 2023: UK faces ‘disastrous decade’ for living standards as households set to be £4,200 poorer; Video shows Russia ‘flat-out lying’ about downed drone intercept, White House says Times:  Dash to retire before Labour reverses pensions lifetime allowance plan Evening Standard:  Met Police ‘clearly has a problem’ says Dominic Raab ahead of expected damning report Stephen Collins:  Guardian Australian Sport: 
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the government’s NHS pay offer – Rishi Sunak is preparing to make fresh concessions to end months of debilitating public sector strikes, as negotiations with teachers begin" Telegraph:  Passport Office workers to strike for five weeks with 'significant' delays expected ahead of summer Matt:  Macron 'regrets nothing' despite warnings of new 'yellow vest' movement Independent:  NHS strikes: Major step as government and unions agree pay offer; After Rembrandt. The i paper:  China leader Xi to visit Moscow in show of support for Putin; UK bans Chinese-owned TikTok from government devices amid mounting security concerns Times:  Starmer: 'Easy to bring in tailor-made' doctor pensions
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Observer: "Jeremy Hunt’s topsy-turvy budget: jam tomorrow but never jam today – The promise of a better life recedes ever further under the Tories" Sunday Telegraph:  Xi confirms Russia trip as it emerges China is sending rifles to Putin's men; After Low. Matt:  Sunday Times:  Mail on Sunday:  “Good news, Luv. The nurses might be ending their strikes. Till then get your pyjamas off. Time for your scrub.”
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Vladimir Putin’s visit to Mariupol in Ukraine – Russian president toured city in Donbas region which his forces captured last May after lengthy and devastating siege" Telegraph:  Times:  Boris Johnson submits dossier to privileges committee — follow latest Evening Standard:  Johnson’s defence passed to MPs preparing to question him over partygate ‘lies’
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the climate crisis ‘final warning’ – Scientists warn rising greenhouse gas emissions will push the world to the brink of irrevocable damage" Telegraph:  Envy, high praise and an awkward gaffe as Putin meets Xi for talks Matt:  Times:  Donald Trump denounces ‘Democrat plot’ over Stormy Daniels hush money claims; Boris Johnson aides ‘did not say parties followed guidance’ Evening Standard:  London deserves better, says Baroness Casey after damning Met Police report David Squires: 
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson’s Partygate defence – Boris Johnson has said he would ‘never have dreamed’ of intentionally misleading the House of Commons over Downing Street gatherings" Telegraph:  Matt:  Met Police is ‘institutionally racist, sexist and broken’ Independent:  After The Bill. Times:  After Yeames. Evening Standard:  What is Google Bard? ChatGPT rival to begin UK rollout
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Boris Johnson’s evidence to the privileges committee – Former PM said he did not mislead parliament over rule-breaking parties during the pandemic" Telegraph:  The Tory MPs who voted against Rishi Sunak’s Brexit deal Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard: 
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the Bank of England raising interest rates – Meanwhile, PM’s tax records show he saved over £308k since Tory cuts to the top rate of capital gains tax" After Jimmy Sime. Telegraph:  Boris Johnson loses cool as he shouts 'complete nonsense' at partygate committee Matt:  Inflation jumps unexpectedly as food shortages bite Independent:  Times:  Keir Starmer vows to halve violence against women Evening Standard:  Stephen Collins: 
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Guardian: "Henny Beaumont on the contrasting fortunes of Johnson and Sunak – The former PM spent a discomfiting afternoon on Wednesday being questioned about Partygate – the same day the current PM’s tax return showed a bumper return on investments" Telegraph:  Macron warned he faces same fate as Louis XVI as pension protests engulf France After Delacroix. Matt:  Watch: Bordeaux's town hall goes up in flames as protests worsen Independent:  After Hawes Craven. Times:  King Charles’s visit to France postponed amid protests
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Observer: "Clocks go forward, Boris Johnson goes backwards – One hundred years after Harold Lloyd’s famous clock-hanging stunt, the former PM finds himself in a similar predicament" Sunday Telegraph:  After Hippolyte Delaroche. Matt:  Sunday Times:  Mail on Sunday:  ‘I must warn you that if you have the operation, you’ll be banned from competing in international women’s athletics.’ World Athletics votes to EXCLUDE transgender athletes who have transitioned from male to female after puberty, as Seb Coe vows it will 'protect the female category'
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gently caress off Seb Coe, gently caress off Mac
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Ffffffffffffffuck OFF, Mac
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Rishi Sunak’s ‘immediate justice’ scheme – The prime minister has outlined a plan to combat antisocial behaviour such as vandalism" Telegraph:  Russian Belarus missile plan is ‘nuclear intimidation’, says West Times:  Evening Standard:  Kwasi Kwarteng offered to help fake Korean firm secure Boris Johnson meeting
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Cloud Potato posted:Mail on Sunday:
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Starmer preventing Corbyn standing at next election – Jeremy Corbyn will not stand as a Labour MP at the next general election, Keir Starmer will confirm at Tuesday’s NEC meeting" Telegraph:  Humza Yousaf narrowly beats Kate Forbes in SNP race Matt:  What Prince Harry is up to on his surprise visit (attending the court case against the Daily Mail) Times:  Evening Standard:  William Hill to pay record £19 million penalty for ‘alarming’ social responsibility failings David Squires: 
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the Conservatives’ illegal migration bill – MPs on the right of the party, led by Bill Cash and Danny Kruger, have proposed a series of amendments to remove more safeguards" Telegraph:  Starmer's move to block Corbyn running as Labour MP approved Matt:  Independent:  After Goya. Times:  Israel protests: Netanyahu delays court overhaul Evening Standard:  Asylum seekers to be moved to military bases and barges under Government plans; Treats, wine tasting and Taylor Swift: The wildest moments from Gwyneth Paltrow’s skiing trial
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gently caress OFF, Matt, Blower.... I can't really parse that indy one, was Corbyn going to eat Starmer first or is that just an ironic reversal kind of deal? You're on notice, *squints at signature*...Shane Brown
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instead of Saturn devouring his son fearing he would be overthrown by his offspring as per the Goya it's the son devouring the father/predecessor (Starmer fearing a resurgence of the Corbyn left so much he's purging them), Dave Brown is as close to a good cartoonist as you're going to get in the british press
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Dominic Raab and bullying claims – Deputy prime minister and Angela Rayner trade blows at PMQs as government floats idea of using boats to house asylum seekers" Telegraph:  Inside the plot to save gas guzzlers from the net zero scrap heap Matt:  Independent:  Tory backlash over plans to put asylum seekers on barges and in military bases Times:  Evening Standard:  I’m no ‘eco-warrior’, says Net Zero Secretary Grant Shapps
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on the government’s plan to ban nitrous oxide – Rishi Sunak and the home secretary, Suella Braverman, want to ban laughing gas as part of a package of measures aimed at reducing antisocial behaviour" Telegraph:  Drax scrambles to secure lifeline for £2bn carbon capture project Matt:  Households face net zero penalty for sticking with gas Independent:  Yousaf accuses UK ministers of ‘relegating’ Scottish carbon capture project Times:  Real-terms drop in King’s income as grant frozen Evening Standard:  Donald Trump indicted over Stormy Daniels hush money - but what happens next? Stephen Collins:  Guardian Australian Sport: 
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Guardian: "Sarah Akinterinwa on how Rishi Sunak is playing the public for fools – Tax bills will be on the rise from next week as the freeze on personal allowances begins but will public services improve as well?" Telegraph:  How a shared golf cart with a porn star led to Donald Trump's indictment Independent:  After Louis Corinth. The i paper:  Times: 
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Observer: "Donald Trump, defiant in the face of indictment – A grand jury voted to indict the former US president over hush money payments to Stormy Daniels" Sunday Telegraph:  Tories ‘face struggle to sell high tax burden at local elections’ Matt:  Sunday Times:  Mail on Sunday:  “Yeah, I reckon Trump’s preparing for the worst and bribed the governor to change the exercise yard”
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Guardian: "Nicola Jennings on Donald Trump’s indictment – The former US president became the first to face criminal charges over a hush-money payment made to adult film star Stormy Daniels in 2016" Telegraph:  Hospitals ordered to empty as many beds as possible ahead of strike chaos Times:  Dover port delays: Brexit contributed to Dover queues, says No 10 Evening Standard:  Arch Brexiteer admits Brexit causing delays at Dover
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Guardian: "Lou McKeever on travel delays at Dover – Coaches were held at the port, leading to some school trips being cancelled" Telegraph:  Resolute and determined, Donald Trump is ready to fight against what he calls an ‘injustice’; Inside the £2m military metaverse dedicated to training future soldiers, I guess? Matt:  Polluters will pay to clean up sewage-infested rivers, says Thérèse Coffey Times:  Evan Gershkovich: worldwide outcry over Russian detention of reporter EDIT: Darya Trepova: Woman held over bomb hidden in bust that killed Russian blogger Evening Standard:  David Squires: 
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That is one hell of a controller that kid's got.
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the unflushables – Fat cats in clover as Thérèse Coffey and Rishi Sunak watch sewage swamp our seas" Also Nigel Lawson obituary. After Botticelli. Telegraph:  "Has Keir Starmer’s Labour party really changed?" Matt:  Polluters will pay to clean up sewage-infested rivers, says Thérèse Coffey Independent:  Dodgy checks, a ‘secret child’, and the Oval Office: Six bombshell claims from the Donald Trump indictment Times:  Evening Standard: 
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the death of Nigel Lawson – Margaret Thatcher’s former chancellor died at the age of 91 on Monday" After Gillray. Telegraph:  Don’t make same mistake with Xi Jinping and China as you did with Putin, EU is warned Matt:  Police face questions over timing of arrest raid at Nicola Sturgeon’s home Independent:  Nicola Sturgeon – latest: Peter Murrell released without charge as ex-SNP leader to ‘fully co-operate’ After Scott's Porage Oats. Times:  Punish the FBI to avenge my arrest, Donald Trump tells party Evening Standard: 
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