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mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

RabbitWizard posted:

Put it in the mildly interesting pictures thread, this is boreing.

Nah I'll think I'll crosspost it to Musk thread as boering

# ? Mar 27, 2023 15:03

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 00:40

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rs5ckf7SFD1s1ddrj.mp4

Fuckin commanding officer of Meal Team Six over here

# ? Mar 27, 2023 15:24

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rs5ckf7SFD1s1ddrj.mp4

No only does he shoot something loaded with tannerite at close range, he then barrel sweeps the entire right hand side of the range.

loving moron.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 15:30

Harry_Potato: May 21, 2021

Kith posted:

Thread title "We baked you a cake for you stupid OSHA injury"

# ? Mar 27, 2023 15:43

mycomancy: Oct 16, 2016

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rs5ckf7SFD1s1ddrj.mp4

Ah. Tyrone. You silly fat bastard.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 15:44

Bacon Taco: Jun 8, 2006; Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN; Dinosaur Gum

mobby_6kl posted:

Your mom's dildo is here

https://i.imgur.com/3Uq5f4Y.mp4

that looks more like stage 1 of my penis

# ? Mar 27, 2023 16:57

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Kith posted:

Should say fingat.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 17:27

ReelBigLizard: Feb 27, 2003; Fallen Rib

Sagebrush posted:

Fuckin commanding officer of Meal Team Six over here

Solid Snacke

# ? Mar 27, 2023 17:30

CitizenKain: May 27, 2001; That was Gary Cooper, asshole.; Nap Ghost

ReelBigLizard posted:

Solid Snacke

Tactical Buffet Action

# ? Mar 27, 2023 17:31

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Solid Sncake

# ? Mar 27, 2023 17:31

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

wesleywillis posted:

Should say fingat.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:05

Submarine Sandpaper: May 27, 2007

Reminds me of this classic "guy blows own leg off." https://youtu.be/DS9USKP0f2o

"Oh poo poo... oh gently caress"

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:13

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

https://twitter.com/ass_beaters/status/1640367859707551744

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:33

Fell Mood: Jul 2, 2022; A terrible Fell look!

Why is there a wheel fall off button in the first place? I assume just cultural inertia from earlier designs.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:37

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Fell Mood posted:

Why is there a wheel fall off button in the first place? I assume just cultural inertia from earlier designs.

F1 cars can drop wheels when threatened

https://i.imgur.com/JlTTD74.mp4

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:51

LanceHunter: Nov 12, 2016; Beautiful People Club

mobby_6kl posted:

F1 cars can drop wheels when threatened

https://i.imgur.com/JlTTD74.mp4

Are those <3 / "Love" square pipes actually for something, or just a demo that makes me immediately want to spend way too much money to buy one of these rigs?

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:55

HolHorsejob: Mar 14, 2020; Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

mobby_6kl posted:

F1 cars can drop wheels when threatened

https://i.imgur.com/JlTTD74.mp4

Wow the eyepro on that device is really something

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:58

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

LanceHunter posted:

Are those <3 / "Love" square pipes actually for something, or just a demo that makes me immediately want to spend way too much money to buy one of these rigs?

Lookit this loser who doesn't know what the 3" love pipe is for.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:02

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

LanceHunter posted:

Are those <3 / "Love" square pipes actually for something, or just a demo that makes me immediately want to spend way too much money to buy one of these rigs?

The rig loves and only learn to laser cut metal to express it.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:03

TVs Ian: Jun 1, 2000; Such graceful, delicate creatures.

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rs5ckf7SFD1s1ddrj.mp4

Good to see that Tinker recovered from that polar bear falling on him.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:04

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

https://twitter.com/ass_beaters/status/1640367859707551744

And that's why you don't use your left foot for the brake pedal!!

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:06

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Lookit this loser who doesn't know what the 3" love pipe is for.

This is the osha thread, we should probably remind people that it's not safe to shove a square peg in a round hole

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:08

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Round peg into square hole works fine tho

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:09

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Sentient Data posted:

This is the osha thread, we should probably remind people that it's not safe to shove a square peg in a round hole

Yeah, you shouldn't do that unless you want to penetrate heathens and pagans :nyd:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puckle_gun

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:10

karoshi: Nov 4, 2008; "Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!

Fell Mood posted:

Why is there a wheel fall off button in the first place? I assume just cultural inertia from earlier designs.

It's used for the pit-stops. The driver yeets the wheels, a set of mechanics grabs them and another set of mechanics put on the new wheels. It's the fastest way.

e: Don't listen to them vv, obviously not serious.

karoshi fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Mar 27, 2023

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:11

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Fell Mood posted:

Why is there a wheel fall off button in the first place? I assume just cultural inertia from earlier designs.

Close. Formula cars are so aerodynamic that they employ aerospace engineers to design them, so it's just the standard drop wings button carried over.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:14

SyNack Sassimov: May 4, 2006; Let the robot win.
��--Captain James T. Vader

bird with big dick posted:

Round peg into square hole works fine tho

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:18

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

https://i.imgur.com/AaZVOpi.mp4

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:55

thekeeshman: Feb 21, 2007

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

https://twitter.com/ass_beaters/status/1640367859707551744

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzDagjMTtoc

Actual video addressing the incident, including an interview the with driver. TLDR: Max braking force at the end of a long high-speed straight, caused some parts to fail that were understrength because the team was trying to shave some weight off the car.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 20:07

Bondematt: Jan 26, 2007; Not too stupid

thekeeshman posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzDagjMTtoc

Actual video addressing the incident, including an interview the with driver. TLDR: Max braking force at the end of a long high-speed straight, caused some parts to fail that were understrength because the team was trying to shave some weight off the car.

Shaved even more weight than they expected.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 20:09

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

thekeeshman posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzDagjMTtoc

Actual video addressing the incident, including an interview the with driver. TLDR: Max braking force at the end of a long high-speed straight, caused some parts to fail that were understrength because the team was trying to shave some weight off the car.

no it was the wheel ejection button that all F1 cars have

# ? Mar 27, 2023 20:13

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

More mildly interesting tools that are taking are jobs

https://i.imgur.com/vYe8Yrh.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/f3gouX3.mp4

# ? Mar 27, 2023 20:16

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

thekeeshman posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzDagjMTtoc

Actual video addressing the incident, including an interview the with driver. TLDR: Max braking force at the end of a long high-speed straight, caused some parts to fail that were understrength because the team was trying to shave some weight off the car.

That'll teach them to weaken the cover on the button that makes the wheel fall off.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 20:41

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

Blood Diamond mine demonstrating how important shoring is, and also why they're called that.

https://i.imgur.com/1H9NLBw.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/lHvSVLX.mp4

All miners were successfully rescued from the collapse.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 20:47

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://i.imgur.com/uQb9xbU.mp4

# ? Mar 27, 2023 22:09

Erwin: Feb 17, 2006

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/JlTTD74.mp4

"What is my purpose?"

"You make Live Laugh Love decor"

"Oh my god..."

# ? Mar 27, 2023 22:27

silicone thrills: Jan 9, 2008; I paint things

https://twitter.com/SBCOUNTYFIRE/status/1640442287716171776?s=20

engineers evacuating that train:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMDFv5m18Pw

# ? Mar 27, 2023 23:15

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Kith posted:

Blood Diamond mine demonstrating how important shoring is, and also why they're called that.

https://i.imgur.com/1H9NLBw.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/lHvSVLX.mp4

All miners were successfully rescued from the collapse.

Clown-Car mining operation.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 23:57