Official PYF Sagas Thread which WILL be Goldmined After Jeff is Probated

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

ulvir posted:

posted in massive parenting-exhaustion-triggered meltdown because INRI wrote one N-word titled thread too many that particular month

was that the post with And The Lovely gently caress My rear end

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:35

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 07:55

Harrow: Jun 30, 2012

Tunicate posted:

Yeah tankies started harassing him about his dead daughter

That's an incredibly hosed up thing to do to someone, god drat

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:36

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

was that the post with And The Lovely gently caress My rear end

that was the baba booey meltdown

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:36

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

lol

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:36

ulvir: Jan 2, 2005

if I wasn't completely braindead I'd try searching the archives, except I can't figure out how the hell to access them in the first place

it might've been goldmined

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:41

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

Feels Villeneuve posted:

that was the baba booey meltdown

i feel like we need a pyf meltdown sub-thread to keep these all curated and itemized.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:41

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

usually when i hear "being a mod is difficult" i think of stuff like political flamewars, abusive PMs, toxic threads etc but I guess someone periodically posting "baba booey" is also bad

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:42

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

the same user, btw, made something like 30 joke posts in the watch thread over two years which made them so mad that the minute SAD opened they rushed in, demanded, and got two IKs to deal with the situation

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:45

FirstnameLastname: Jul 10, 2022

Feels Villeneuve posted:

that was the baba booey meltdown

bababooey

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:45

Zulily Zoetrope: Jun 1, 2011; Muldoon

NoiseAnnoys posted:

it sounds like a 70s clam and tomato soda.

yo this better not be a dig on Clamato, a real and delicious (non-carbonated) beverage

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:47

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

the clam defender has logged on

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:53

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

ulvir posted:

if I wasn't completely braindead I'd try searching the archives, except I can't figure out how the hell to access them in the first place

it might've been goldmined

You go to the subforum page and then there's a date picker at the bottom. Then you gotta do manual searching.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:53

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

Feels Villeneuve posted:

the same user, btw, made something like 30 joke posts in the watch thread over two years which made them so mad that the minute SAD opened they rushed in, demanded, and got two IKs to deal with the situation

yeah this is as dumb as it sounds

First thread post 2/20/21

insane a/nime posted:

These mother fuckers mad that I'm icy. Stunt so hard make em come indict me. I think I'm Big Meech. Look at my time piece. It's an audemar..one hundred racks at LEAST

Last post after they started throwing probes for the mildest of trolling

2/23/23

insane anime posted:

A lint roller on that sweater would do wonders for the patch of pubes poking out of your sleeve.

36 total posts across that time.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:55

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

yo this better not be a dig on Clamato, a real and delicious (non-carbonated) beverage

it is not, but i reserve clamato only for use in micheladas.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:56

Psycho Landlord: Oct 10, 2012; What are you gonna do, dance with me?

haha what posted:

e: its extremely hosed up so im gonna hide most of the original callout post, but leave the link to it. fair warning

hmm yes this was horrific to read, thank you kindly

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:57

Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; gotta have my purp

NoiseAnnoys posted:

it is not, but i reserve clamato only for use in micheladas.

Acceptable

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:59

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

Cuttlefush posted:

Acceptable

no, unacceptable. learn from canadians make caesars instead of bloody marys.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 18:59

ulvir: Jan 2, 2005

Grassy Knowles posted:

You go to the subforum page and then there's a date picker at the bottom. Then you gotta do manual searching.

drat, thanks. can't believe I never noticed that

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:01

Dr. Cool Aids: Jul 6, 2009

Arivia posted:

no, unacceptable. learn from canadians make caesars instead of bloody marys.

caesars are an abomination and a blight on what was otherwise a lovely period of my life living in that country

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:02

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

Arivia posted:

no, unacceptable. learn from canadians make caesars instead of bloody marys.

wasn't this like a whole letterkenny plot arc?

anyhow, most of the best slightly hungover mornings in my chicago years were micheladas + carnitas with friends after a long night out.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:03

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

caesars are an abomination and a blight on what was otherwise a lovely period of my life living in that country

I'm reporting you to the Governor General for crimes against the Charter of Rights and Freedoms section vii. CAESARS ARE BETTER THAN MARYS

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:04

DaysBefore: Jan 24, 2019

Caesar's are both pwn and ftw.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:09

surc: Aug 17, 2004

I can't think about clamato without thinking about my first exposure to it many years ago, the Bud Light & Clamato Chelada

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:12

12 rats tied together: Sep 7, 2006

clamato is also a useful ingredient in "coctel", "coctel de camaron", etc., which is i guess a wet burrito version of ceviche. it's quite good

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:16

Zulily Zoetrope: Jun 1, 2011; Muldoon

surc posted:

I can't think about clamato without thinking about my first exposure to it many years ago, the Bud Light & Clamato Chelada

oof

i'm sorry this happened to you

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:34

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Yeah he's standing head and shoulders above him, which at least means they're probably about the same height now.

lmao gently caress

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:35

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

Smirking_Serpent posted:

does anyone have any good SA Mart stories? Could go for some fatty jerky right about now

one someone sold a bunch of "mystery boxes" claiming they were filled with valuable prizes and despite multiple people pointing out this was a scam several goons fell for it and ended up with boxes of junk the OP was trying to get rid of like cheap vampire teeth

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:35

DaysBefore: Jan 24, 2019

Someone's been skipping posts smh

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:42

Zulily Zoetrope: Jun 1, 2011; Muldoon

I heard somewhere that the marks ended up doxxing the guy and posting about how they were gonna make the FBI get his rear end, can anyone confirm/deny?

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:44

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Goddammit my YouTube premium trial ended and I forgot about youtube ads being a circle of hell

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:47

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

Before his death march Muerte had 2 SAMart threads where he was trying to sell the following

- fake sneakers for 10% less then reals, insisting they come out of the same factory and are the same quality
- fake sun glasses, then made a big sob story he got them off his friend and was reselling them, didn't know they were fake (very obviously fake according to a buyer)

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:48

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

pentyne posted:

- fake sneakers for 10% less then reals, insisting they come out of the same factory and are the same quality

he's right

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:49

Big Mad Drongo: Nov 10, 2006

Feels Villeneuve posted:

i think that guy was actually pro-ball obliteration

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:49

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

sharknado slashfic posted:

Goddammit my YouTube premium trial ended and I forgot about youtube ads being a circle of hell

Use a VPN and buy your YT premium from India for like $2.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:49

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

MarcusSA posted:

Use a VPN and buy your YT premium from India for like $2.

Eh I'd just pay for it if I was going to pay for a vpn. Although I'm convinced they're giving me more as punishment for not reupping.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 19:56

ulvir: Jan 2, 2005

Sham bam bamina! posted:

People have been posting a lot about the baby blowjob mod, but there was also the baby butthole mod in BYOB who stuck his finger up his infant son's rear end because the baby was constipated. Jett, now known as google THIS. I remember the thread but can't find it.

Edit: I realize now that "because the baby was constipated" looks like an excuse here, but no, he really did have to get the poop out of the baby with his finger.

found it

Jett posted:

During the events of May 18th, 2014, I was treated unfairly and otherwise abused in several ways. First, Prefuse is an overreacting dumb idiot. Second, the whole finger thing is old as gently caress. Third, forums poster I.N.R.I is a piece of poo poo. For these and various other reasons I was unjustly demodded and should have a chance to tell my side of the story.

holy loving poo poo i leaked the modqueue, an infraction that i was never explicitly told was against the rules and i only accidentally discovered was even slightly looked down upon when i stumbled across the hidden defunct ik forum. still, out of some intuitive sense of not being a complete loving idiot, i largely refrained from sharing the dark whisperings and demonic incantations that occur wherein, but when i saw what at least out of context appeared to be prefuse getting so mad at�oh the humanity�someone trolling fyad that he attempted to slap him with an effective permaban, i couldn�t resist the temptation to make an exception on the following grounds: it was kinda funny. whereupon prefuse, who apparently has been demodded once already for the EXACT SAME THING, teleported to the byob thread and quietly escalated things. somehow or another the thread got moved to fyad, presumably so prefuse could have the pleasure of probating me personally. this effectively proves that he is a dumb baby whose butt i wouldn�t touch with a ten-foot pole even if a gentle application of lubricant to the anus was the only thing that would make the difference between him successfully passing a log the size and hardness of a tree trunk or bleeding out from rectal tearing.

and let me just get some other poo poo straight here, even though it will be impossible to ever completely stamp this out, just a helpful little fact for all the virgins and �breeder�-haters around here: parenting is loving gross. it is full of dignity-destroying and uncomfortable poo poo, things that before you became a parent you would have sworn on your life you would never stoop to doing, but you have to do them just to maintain the basic hygeine and health of your kid, and things get even worse of the kid has health problems. hell, spreading aquaphor on the poop chute to aid the passing of a murderously painful turd under the full sanction of a gastroenterological nurse practitioner is hardly the sickest thing i�ve done. not once but twice i have pruriently stared at a vital signs monitor, watching the pulse and blood pressure of my newborn daughter trend in the general direction of zero because her heart was literally rigged to kill her a couple of weeks after birth. more than three years later i sat and shamelessly fondled my head (the one containing my skull) in my hands because i felt like passing out after learning that my son had a severe skin defect, totally unrelated to my daughter�s heart defect, and i had earned a second ride on the rollercoaster through hell. but those things aren�t very funny to recount in a comedy forum so excuse me, princess, that my 95%-capacity-at-all-times stress level randomly bubbled up one day and caused me to tactlessly share an anecdote about my kids being constipated. i still have to pray to god that i can raise my children healthy enough that they get to attend my funeral someday instead of the other way around, but they have trouble pooping, too. it�s FUNNY.

and lastly and probably leastly, can we just temper with the ironic inri love for a second and be real here? inri�s rap sheet clearly shows that he is, not only qualitatively but actually quantifiably, one of the shittiest posters on the forum, and his only entertainment value is that very shittiness. anyone else with his track record would be long since permabanned by now, but he can be relied upon to on a regular basis and it�s amusing to watch his fried short-term memory lapse, whereupon he forgets that if he posts yet another thread in yospos about sucking steve jobs' dick he�ll get probed AGAIN. so yeah, when i get multiple pm�s from people upset that he basically posted baby animal gore fetish porn (politically charged baby animal gore fetish porn that it might have been :fuckkfc:), i figured yeah, that seems like it�s worth requesting a ban for. plus banning inri is functionally equivalent to shooting a zombie in the pinkie toe as far as net effect goes.

In conclusion, while I am resigned to the fact that I did technically break a rule and my IK days are over, I still feel that many of the goings-on yesterday were a load of hosed up tiny dog poo poo. I don�t wish Prefuse any ill will because I understand that he was simply doing what was necessary to maintain the high standards of the forum that it is his business to moderahhahahahaha. My son is much more regular lately without need of extraordinary intervention and quite frankly, my wife is way quicker to resort to digital aid than I am. Lastly, the forums just wouldn�t be the same without that dancing butt-tree avatar, but really I don�t think we have much to worry about there. Keep it chill, and unless someone with a red probe button (a button that I made possible to appear in BYOB, mind you) flips their poo poo over this post you�ll probably be seeing me around.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 20:00

12 rats tied together: Sep 7, 2006

i use the adblocker that hides and clicks on all the ads for you and it works on youtube videos. it was removed from the chrome web store though so installing it is not fun and does not feel particularly safe

# ? Mar 27, 2023 20:01

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

lol inri kicked rear end

# ? Mar 27, 2023 20:02

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

there was also the time goons were buying shares of porn films

Executive producer equity shares in porn movies!

tl:dr Goon has a porn company, is fundraising/letting people buy equity. Shady poo poo starts happening later in the thread and for some reason the porn kingpin can't figure out how to send money any other way then checks, and several goons get checks for less then $10 in countries that charge $15 or more to cash foreign checks.

Also the true believers really try to sell others on the benefits of porn investing.

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Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

lol inri kicked rear end

his very mild concern for steroid abuse enraging someone into posting about lusting for cyclist death was a beautiful moment

# ? Mar 27, 2023 20:03

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