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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

Social Media posted:

seeing that twitter handle without the capital Gs is blowing my mind

lol holy poo poo

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Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

Social Media posted:

seeing that twitter handle without the capital Gs is blowing my mind

nooooooo dude

also wtf jake ahahaha

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
Jake's nailed sac was the last thing I saw on the internet before I went to bed last night dreams were great

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST
give the dude a break we all know the kinda crazy poo poo a guy can get talked in to by a couple of sexy ladies

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

*getting pins through your thighs and your ballsack nailed to the ground, bragging on the internet* yeah . . . being in an orgy rocks

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Cael posted:

*getting pins through your thighs and your ballsack nailed to the ground, bragging on the internet* yeah . . . being in an orgy rocks

lmao

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

Cael posted:

*getting pins through your thighs and your ballsack nailed to the ground, bragging on the internet* yeah . . . being in an orgy rocks

stay jealous haters

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

:whitewater:

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



I got recommended this on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osADnQEco3U

No clue who these guys are but they seem pleasant enough and Adam gives a lot of info about his life I've never heard before

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

Cael posted:

*getting pins through your thighs and your ballsack nailed to the ground, bragging on the internet* yeah . . . being in an orgy rocks

Jake @ the orgy being nailed in place in a corner so he won't bother the hot people that are loving

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Flores

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005
i heard people talking about "sex nerds" before, i assume it's people like jake that fit this description

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Cael posted:

*getting pins through your thighs and your ballsack nailed to the ground, bragging on the internet* yeah . . . being in an orgy rocks

"yeah... i've actually been in a couple threesomes"

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

you all love fulfilling his humiliation fetish huh

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Famethrowa posted:

you all love fulfilling his humiliation fetish huh

that's just the circle of life simba

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Okay, but what about all the other poo poo Jake? :nallears:

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

*foxworthy voice* if yewwwww ain't willin' ta sleep with a mentally disabled girl in the back of yer bus boy's '95 tercel, y'might be a gay

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
I've heard of getting nailed... but this is ridiculous!!!

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Futanari Damacy posted:

Okay, but what about all the other poo poo Jake? :nallears:

it's actually gay to get pussy, is a study that I've done

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Futanari Damacy posted:

I've heard of getting nailed... but this is ridiculous!!!

Hell yeah

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Cael posted:

*getting pins through your thighs and your ballsack nailed to the ground, bragging on the internet* UHHHHHHHH yeah, so, basically . . . being in an orgy rocks

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
was watching the Adam Sandler acceptance speech for the Mark Twain award and guess who shows up (time stamped) and hint - its not jake flores nutt sack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CukbxgucLc&t=15s

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

lol good catch but sorry you had to watch that

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
yeah Nikki brought him as her plus one

y'all have seen his stupid cane lately right

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

why can’t he just buy a racing wheel like a good receiver of patreon money

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

moist turtleneck posted:

yeah Nikki brought him as her plus one

y'all have seen his stupid cane lately right



Honestly, it really completes the look.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
who would be the other marx brothers though

I guess recine could be chico

adam is harpo but he's just dogshit every time there's a musical number

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

moist turtleneck posted:

who would be the other marx brothers though

I guess recine could be chico

adam is harpo but he's just dogshit every time there's a musical number

Come on. Adam is Zeppo and it's not even a contest

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Zeppo isn't real in my head but lol yeah he looks very similar

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
oh i just mean because they both suck

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

moist turtleneck posted:

y'all have seen his stupid cane lately right

lmfao

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



whos the lady that dragged ian to the red carpet

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


Chris Chan go on TAFS.

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

Kart Barfunkel posted:

Chris Chan go on TAFS.

still in jail.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
That would suck anyway

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


Trillhouse posted:

still in jail.

Not anymore.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
YouTube algorithm tried to show me a 2 hour long video about Chrischan with the phrase "part 74" in it and I went absolutely not

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000


woah. i'm out of the loop

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

henkman posted:

YouTube algorithm tried to show me a 2 hour long video about Chrischan with the phrase "part 74" in it and I went absolutely not

Yea you gotta start from part 1

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Adam Sandler wearing that off the rack JC Penney suit 3 sizes too big is a good bit

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