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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Risutora posted:

give every teacher a gun and the right to shoot one parent per semester, i trust their judgement

I think everyone should be allowed to commit one murder in their life. I would probably never use it, but having worked in the food industry, it'd be nice if every rude customer had to wonder if I had.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Give teachers guns and pay for schools out of the police budget.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/gazpachomachine/status/1640398076933292060

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/thislovve/status/1640513397245526018?s=20

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/AmericanGwyn/status/1640105377235718147

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

That'd be a Dreamworks production, not Disney. Half of them are so close to the Dreamworks smirk.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Risutora posted:

give every teacher a gun and the right to shoot one parent per semester, i trust their judgement

https://twitter.com/artnews/status/1639278897706553346

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




The Simpsons did it earlier.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Samovar posted:

The Simpsons did it earlier.

Noone watches that show anymore so who would know

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/kcgreenn/status/1640737525642719239

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Get off twitter you loving losers

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Konar posted:

Get off twitter you loving losers

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Konar posted:

Get off twitter you loving losers

https://twitter.com/dril/status/922321981

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

:vince:

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

:drat:

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



huh.

turns out I'm blocked by KC Green.

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

huh.

turns out I'm blocked by KC Green.

shameful

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

I GOT TURNED INTO A BUG?!? (NOT CLICKBAIT)

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

For American celebs it's a "sex tape" but for French celebs it's

https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1640766835753713682

boofhead
Feb 18, 2021

zoux posted:

For American celebs it's a "sex tape" but for French celebs it's

https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1640766835753713682

add this to the list of French films i'm definitely not going to watch

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Sex cinéma vérité

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Its cool how i can't tell if Michel wants to release the sex film and The Haters are trying to stop him or vice versa

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



god I hate the French

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

zoux posted:



god I hate the French

I mean, it seems like the other person was an adult, so he's got that over a lot of other French writers in terms of moral high ground.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!
Soiled Meat
Still better than MCU

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
I ain’t your Houellebecq girl

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

King Carnivore posted:

I ain’t your Houellebecq girl

Post Tweets: I ain’t your Houellebecq girl

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


King Carnivore posted:

I ain’t your Houellebecq girl

Lol

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Agents are GO! posted:

Post Tweets: I ain’t your Houellebecq girl

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
gently caress that got a genuine laugh out of me.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Agents are GO! posted:

Post Tweets: I ain’t your Houellebecq girl

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
there was a (cspam?) poster with that name several years ago

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





I used to work with a French woman who went to a lot of trouble to pretend she wasn't French, and also had a tendency to dislike any coworkers she deemed " too french".
I tried to get her to explain how this excessive Frenchness was expressed, but she couldn't, it was just too French.
I kind of had a fuzzy understanding of what she meant, but this story puts it into sharp focus. Part of it is a sort of tedious self-importance about being transgressive in a creepy 1960's way.

This current Story is Just Too drat French.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Pookah posted:

I used to work with a French woman who went to a lot of trouble to pretend she wasn't French, and also had a tendency to dislike any coworkers she deemed " too french".
I tried to get her to explain how this excessive Frenchness was expressed, but she couldn't, it was just too French.
I kind of had a fuzzy understanding of what she meant, but this story puts it into sharp focus. Part of it is a sort of tedious self-importance about being transgressive in a creepy 1960's way.

This current Story is Just Too drat French.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_petition_against_age_of_consent_laws

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Yeah, when I saw the words "French writer" "sex film" "young women" in the original tweet I was imagining I was imagining something much worse than what the real story was.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Yeah, that was another facet of 'uninhibited' French culture that she had a massive loving problem with.
It's insanely stuck in a 50-year outdated idea of what sexual liberation means.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Context:
https://twitter.com/StevenPG71/status/1640477363354972163

https://twitter.com/RobFreeman/status/1640758244799905801

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Omg I know like half the OB/GYNs at UTSW I'm gonna see what I can find out about this.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

A fancy little mouse🐁!

How come your parents always walk into the room right when it's the part when you're fingering a corpse??

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Let he who is without sin finger the first corpse.

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