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Sodium Chloride: Jan 1, 2008

Hirayuki posted:

Also apparently at least one brand of British dessert gelatin comes not as a powder, but as a dense block of concentrated gelatin that you reconstitute with boiling water before pouring into molds and chilling??

All kids just eat the jelly cubes.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 23:03

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# ? May 20, 2024 10:35

Zero_Grade: Mar 18, 2004; Darktider 🖤🌊

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MrYenko posted:

I don�t think I�ve ever eaten snook. The couple I�ve caught, I released.

It's great and can be cooked every which way, kind of similar to mahi or some snappers. The hard part is getting your hands on some legitimately. It's illegal to fish commercially, sell, use anything besides a hand line to catch, and there's a restricted season with a tight size window and bag limit of one. FWC also delights in trying to bust people for fishing violations. I've seen boats pulled over, surf fishermen getting their catches measured right on the beach, etc.

Also - thread relevant - if you gently caress up and don't remove the skin, it tastes like soap.

# ? Mar 28, 2023 02:09

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

Hirayuki posted:

Speaking of British favo(u)rites, I crossed into Canada this past weekend in part to stop at the British shop, where I picked up a few unusual snacks:

Chocolate with cheesy onion potato crisp pieces in. Haven't tried this yet. My family recoiled at the thought, but I figured, poo poo, it's the last one in the box, so it can't be all that bad. Plus perennial thread favorite Parma Violets (the GIANT variety).

This was apparently a Christmas thing, but I don't give a poo poo. Pigs in blankets sounds like a fine flavor for potato chips.

Also apparently at least one brand of British dessert gelatin comes not as a powder, but as a dense block of concentrated gelatin that you reconstitute with boiling water before pouring into molds and chilling?? This is bizarre to my raised-with-Jell-O rear end, so I picked one up (black currant flavor, yesss).

Yeah, that's Northern Irish Tayto.
Couple of tips on making up that jelly, and yes pretty much all jellies in Britain and Ireland come like that;
1. Cut it up into cubes, it makes getting it all dissolved a lot faster.
2. If the directions say something like "pour 500ml boiling water", it's handier to add 250ml boiling, get it all dissolved, then add another 250ml of cold - it'll set a lot faster.

# ? Mar 28, 2023 09:51

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Mar 28, 2023 13:11

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Hey kid, have a carrot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlPcTGbgXUE

# ? Mar 28, 2023 13:13

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Cartoon Man posted:

This one makes me angry every time, because it sounds like an ugly but kickass sausage idea. But why beef though :barf:

# ? Mar 28, 2023 15:23

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Paladinus posted:

Hey kid, have a carrot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlPcTGbgXUE

I hanker for a hunk of cheese!

(I always wondered who in the hell would ask anyone to "make me a banana". You don't "make" a banana wtffff)

# ? Mar 28, 2023 15:26

hallo spacedog: Apr 3, 2007; this chaos is killing me
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Data Graham posted:

I hanker for a hunk of cheese!

(I always wondered who in the hell would ask anyone to "make me a banana". You don't "make" a banana wtffff)

Maybe YOU don't

# ? Mar 28, 2023 19:39

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Pookah posted:

Couple of tips on making up that jelly, and yes pretty much all jellies in Britain and Ireland come like that;
1. Cut it up into cubes, it makes getting it all dissolved a lot faster.
2. If the directions say something like "pour 500ml boiling water", it's handier to add 250ml boiling, get it all dissolved, then add another 250ml of cold - it'll set a lot faster.

Thanks! I intend to whip it up once we have room in the fridge to hold a bunch of individual servings.

# ? Mar 28, 2023 20:32

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

https://twitter.com/ch1w33th3d0g/status/1640774999241023488

# ? Mar 28, 2023 20:44

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

I like a regular old grilled cheese made with kraft american cheese :shobon:

# ? Mar 28, 2023 20:46

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I'll tell people it's fake cheese all day long but put a nicely grilled Kraft singles sandwich in front of me and turn 360 in one spot and it'll have disappeared

# ? Mar 28, 2023 22:54

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

# ? Mar 29, 2023 00:48

hallo spacedog: Apr 3, 2007; this chaos is killing me
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Dixville posted:

They aren't wrong, for a certain meaning of incredible

# ? Mar 29, 2023 01:19

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

hallo spacedog posted:

They aren't wrong, for a certain meaning of incredible

Well now I'm grumpy that someone showed up with this level of pedantry before I could, so thanks a lot

# ? Mar 29, 2023 01:26

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Ketchup-puri

# ? Mar 29, 2023 01:43

SlothfulCobra: Mar 27, 2011

it's just a regular meal of egg in weiners.

# ? Mar 29, 2023 01:53

LvK: Feb 27, 2006; FIVE STARS!!

Toad in the Vulva

# ? Mar 29, 2023 02:04

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

This reminds me of when I was a kid and found a dead turtle that got trapped in a kiddie pool and when we lifted the lid all the maggots came out

# ? Mar 29, 2023 03:32

Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

I�m not cookist, but�

# ? Mar 29, 2023 03:33

Creature: Mar 9, 2009; We've already seen a dead horse

Dixville posted:

This reminds me of when I was a kid and found a dead turtle that got trapped in a kiddie pool and when we lifted the lid all the maggots came out

I read this like 5 times before realising that by 'lid' you�re (probably) referring to the pool covering, not the dead turtle's shell.

# ? Mar 29, 2023 09:04

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Dixville posted:

This reminds me of when I was a kid and found a dead turtle that got trapped in a kiddie pool and when we lifted the lid all the maggots came out

lmao that spoiler text

# ? Mar 29, 2023 10:50

Nameless Pete: May 8, 2007; Get a load of those...

"IF I can use kale for plant-based Philly cheese steak wraps..."

# ? Mar 29, 2023 11:25

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Mar 29, 2023 13:05

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

paprika flavoured chips would be nice, probably dont need the guarana though

# ? Mar 29, 2023 13:12

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Dixville posted:

This reminds me of when I was a kid and found a dead turtle that got trapped in a kiddie pool and when we lifted the lid all the maggots came out

oh god that is the worst thing anyone has ever posted in this thread.

# ? Mar 29, 2023 13:31

Porfiriato: Jan 4, 2016

it starts with "plant-based Philly Cheese steak wraps" and somehow goes so far downhill from there that it drives off a cliff

# ? Mar 29, 2023 13:37

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Non Compos Mentis posted:

paprika flavoured chips would be nice, probably dont need the guarana though

Original paprika flavor packet of potato chips
Givin you palpitations and a motherfuckin eye twitch

# ? Mar 29, 2023 14:14

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

LifeSunDeath posted:

This is disturbing as it's quite likely that some kid will down these with an energy drink and caffeine overdose deaths are not unheard of.
https://www.caffeineinformer.com/a-real-life-death-by-caffeine

# ? Mar 29, 2023 14:27

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

Data Graham posted:

I'll tell people it's fake cheese all day long but put a nicely grilled Kraft singles sandwich in front of me and turn 360 in one spot and it'll have disappeared

I unofficially swore off American cheese for a while after gaining an appreciation for other stuff; however, I've rediscovered that deli American cheese is still pretty fantastic sometimes.

I realize this neatly functions as a microcosm of stereotypical hipsterism in general, but that doesn't mean it ain't true

Sir Lemming has a new favorite as of 16:57 on Mar 29, 2023

# ? Mar 29, 2023 16:55

Scarodactyl: Oct 22, 2015

Dixville posted:

This reminds me of when I was a kid and found a dead turtle that got trapped in a kiddie pool and when we lifted the lid all the maggots came out

# ? Mar 29, 2023 17:08

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/ch1w33th3d0g/status/1640774999241023488

Eh, looks just a touch overdone, so not too bad, but what is with the single bead of water resting on top?

# ? Mar 29, 2023 18:13

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

CzarChasm posted:

Eh, looks just a touch overdone, so not too bad, but what is with the single bead of water resting on top?

He was drooling while taking the picture.

# ? Mar 29, 2023 18:26

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

I love my grilled cheese to be close to borderline crispy on top too. Almost charred.

# ? Mar 29, 2023 18:48

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

it's really the only way to go. i might give that one a scrape with a knife but you do need to get it pretty dark.

# ? Mar 29, 2023 18:55

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

uber_stoat posted:

it's really the only way to go. i might give that one a scrape with a knife but you do need to get it pretty dark.

I'm not into this new X-Files reboot

# ? Mar 29, 2023 19:01

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

LifeSunDeath posted:

*starts eating bag of chips and starts sweating*

Wow! This anime is really intense !

* has severe panic attack and can't sleep for 10 hours *

I can't believe they don't think grabbing boobs is a legitimate reason to live

# ? Mar 29, 2023 19:07

more falafel please: Feb 26, 2005; forums poster

CzarChasm posted:

Eh, looks just a touch overdone, so not too bad, but what is with the single bead of water resting on top?

I think that's a tiny hole in the bread.

# ? Mar 29, 2023 19:25

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

CzarChasm posted:

Eh, looks just a touch overdone, so not too bad, but what is with the single bead of water resting on top?

It's nervous. You would be too, if someone was taking your picture immediately before eating you

# ? Mar 29, 2023 19:35

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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Isn't there this whole thing about how Maillard reaction on food gives you cancer or Morgellons or something

# ? Mar 29, 2023 19:40

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