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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
Q did his own research and took space-horse paste instead of seeking a real treatment for his mysterious case of diseaseitis.

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

McCloud posted:

You mean why he was dying? I just assumed he caught some rare form of Q-cancer or something

Q having knowledge of the future realized the scripts for him would never get any better so he decided just to mercy kill himself!

jeeves
May 27, 2001

Deranged Psychopathic
Butler Extraordinaire

zoux posted:

Do we ever see shuttles launched out of the big one on the saucer? Inside or outside, I assume some of the interiors were SB1 but I never really paid attention

This is not news to anyone who played that great half -finished Stage9 version of the ship, but the main shuttle bay was supposed to be huge, and take up a huge volume of the saucer.

It really remakes the ship into more of an aircraft carrier, which is a great idea if the ship’s transporters weren’t like… created originally to get around needing to pay for shuttle effects.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


A.o.D. posted:

Q did his own research and took space-horse paste instead of seeking a real treatment for his mysterious case of diseaseitis.

There's a wildlife guy that is putting out space-horse paste to help the mangey fox that lives under my shed, so what I'm saying is Q has mange.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

FISHMANPET posted:

Was that the case with S3? I'm watching it now and it just feels like I'm bouncing from hit to hit in a way I didn't feel with S1 or S2. So many classic moments here. "Commander, what are your intentions with my daughter?" "I will have some of your burnt replicated bird meat". Then again, they did just go to the first city of the "Klingon Imperial Empire" (as if there's any kind of of empire that isn't imperial). But these episodes all feel great.

I was assuming that was a typo because I agree, TNG S3 is just hit after hit and it really seemed like they pulled the show together by that point.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Winifred Madgers posted:

I was assuming that was a typo because I agree, TNG S3 is just hit after hit and it really seemed like they pulled the show together by that point.

This was largely due to the stabilizing presence of Michael Piller in the writers' room (and, unfortunately, Berman, who was finally running the show in the wake of Maurice Hurley's firing after the second season).

FISHMANPET
Mar 3, 2007

Sweet 'N Sour
Can't
Melt
Steel Beams
I was reading the notes on Captain's Holiday, and it was Stewart's push for Picard to do more Fighting and Fornicating that led to this episode. But it almost feels like an underhanded "gently caress you" from the writers to Stewart to make him out to be this huge nerd that brings a bunch of moral philosophy books on vacation, before they finally let him do his fighting and fornicating.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Nearing the end of DS9 S4 and man this has a lot of good eps. Though I will say that while I like a good Gul Dukat episode I worry that this season might be making him a little bit too likable. Yeah he’s a complex and well-rounded character who contains multitudes but like he also did the space holocaust and it’s sometimes hard to reconcile.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Nearing the end of DS9 S4 and man this has a lot of good eps. Though I will say that while I like a good Gul Dukat episode I worry that this season might be making him a little bit too likable.

The writers realized this due in part to--no joke--them getting fan mail from people writing about how horny they were for Dukat.

And then they wildly over-corrected in season 6.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Nearing the end of DS9 S4 and man this has a lot of good eps. Though I will say that while I like a good Gul Dukat episode I worry that this season might be making him a little bit too likable. Yeah he’s a complex and well-rounded character who contains multitudes but like he also did the space holocaust and it’s sometimes hard to reconcile.

I wouldn't worry about it.

Hunter Noventa
Apr 21, 2010

jeeves posted:

This is not news to anyone who played that great half -finished Stage9 version of the ship, but the main shuttle bay was supposed to be huge, and take up a huge volume of the saucer.

It really remakes the ship into more of an aircraft carrier, which is a great idea if the ship’s transporters weren’t like… created originally to get around needing to pay for shuttle effects.

It does make sense a little bit in universe, the Galaxy is suppose to be this massive ship, presumably under normal operations it could function almost like a space station, people coming and going to nearby star systems via shuttle during extended diplomatic or scientific work.

We just don't see that kind of episode.

V-Men
Aug 15, 2001

Don't it make your dick bust concrete to be in the same room with two noble, selfless public servants.
We never see main shuttle bay because that's where Riker stashes his collection of horga'hns.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Hunter Noventa posted:

It does make sense a little bit in universe, the Galaxy is suppose to be this massive ship, presumably under normal operations it could function almost like a space station, people coming and going to nearby star systems via shuttle during extended diplomatic or scientific work.

We just don't see that kind of episode.

Yeah the Galaxy Class was really meant to be an on-the-go starbase in many ways.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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dr_rat posted:

Q having knowledge of the future realized the scripts for him would never get any better so he decided just to mercy kill himself!

De Lancie: [with a Puckish grin] and that's my pitch. Do you like it, mon producer?

Producer: um, well, you wrote that Q behaves extremely uncharacteristically then dies for no reason.

De Lancie: Au contraire, *I* didn't write that, it was written already. I merely... presented you the script. To--shall we say--facilitate things. It's so tedious to watch you types bumbling around, thinking you're creating. I moved the game ahead.

Producer: I can't lie, most of this script reads like ideas I had, just poorly-realized.

De Lancie: [smirking] Of course. Well, you're the one with the vision. But here's a twist -- I quit. [Delancey snaps and vanishes]

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Lol I can hear that and it's more Q than P2Q

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

V-Men posted:

We never see main shuttle bay because that's where Riker stashes his collection of horga'hns.

Do you suppose when Riker wants to go to Risa, he has to call a year in advance so the people can go in training for his arrival

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






MikeJF posted:

Yeah the Galaxy Class was really meant to be an on-the-go starbase in many ways.

Didn't Probert or someone else in the production say that really, it should've had a total crew, including nonessential mission specialists, civilians and rotating temporary assignments, of 5,000? 1,000 is practically a skeleton crew for a ship that size, mostly due to the stupendously voluminous saucer section.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

McSpanky posted:

Didn't Probert or someone else in the production say that really, it should've had a total crew, including nonessential mission specialists, civilians and rotating temporary assignments, of 5,000? 1,000 is practically a skeleton crew for a ship that size, mostly due to the stupendously voluminous saucer section.

Look every one knows it has a crew of only two people :colbert:

(ships computer likes a lot of leg room while it drives the ship obviously)

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

McSpanky posted:

Didn't Probert or someone else in the production say that really, it should've had a total crew, including nonessential mission specialists, civilians and rotating temporary assignments, of 5,000? 1,000 is practically a skeleton crew for a ship that size, mostly due to the stupendously voluminous saucer section.
Voyager was the size of the TOS Enterprise (even a bit bigger), but only had a third of the crew. I know, better automation, gel packs, yadda yadda, but even so that's a lot of empty space. It's like an average of ten people per deck, on a ship that's longer than a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier!

With three shifts, which seemed to be the thing, that's only 50 people actually at their stations at a time. Since the bridge and engineering always seem busy, there must be a lot of really lonely ensigns dotted about the ship.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Payndz posted:

Voyager was the size of the TOS Enterprise (even a bit bigger), but only had a third of the crew. I know, better automation, gel packs, yadda yadda, but even so that's a lot of empty space. It's like an average of ten people per deck, on a ship that's longer than a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier!

With three shifts, which seemed to be the thing, that's only 50 people actually at their stations at a time. Since the bridge and engineering always seem busy, there must be a lot of really lonely ensigns dotted about the ship.

The Defiant has like 50 crew members and is like 1/4 the size of Voyager. Voyager having 140 crew doesn't make sense.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Ship size to crew needs isn't a linear relationship.

It depends a lot on designed endurance and what missions it's going for. The defiant was a ship wrapped around some big guns and was meant to be used close to stations and planets.

Voyager was meant to do long cruises away from starbases all on their own, and while it was designed with a greater ability to react to threats, it's still not really a warship single tasker like the defiant.

Edit: The Gerald R Ford US supercarrier is 1092 feet long and 134 foot beam. The MSC Irinia, the largest cargo ship in the world, has a length of 1312 feet and a beam of 201 feet.

The container ship has a crew of 34, the Ford's crew size is 5500 ish.

CainFortea fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Mar 30, 2023

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

McSpanky posted:

Didn't Probert or someone else in the production say that really, it should've had a total crew, including nonessential mission specialists, civilians and rotating temporary assignments, of 5,000? 1,000 is practically a skeleton crew for a ship that size, mostly due to the stupendously voluminous saucer section.

Yeah this guy goes into how big and empty it would be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwx5uB0pyhQ

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I've always subscribed to the idea that that, say, the saucer of the Enterprise D is about 40% tank, 30% bay, 20% machinery and then a thin crust of crew space around the edge. Which is still massive.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Mar 30, 2023

FISHMANPET
Mar 3, 2007

Sweet 'N Sour
Can't
Melt
Steel Beams
At least that explains how everybody manages to have quarters with a window. Except for poor Data and Worf. Actually from that video maybe Geordi doesn't have windows?

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




FISHMANPET posted:

At least that explains how everybody manages to have quarters with a window. Except for poor Data and Worf. Actually from that video maybe Geordi doesn't have windows?

Yeah it never really made sense that Data and Geordi and Worf didn't have window quarters given how many there were.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Presumably there are dozens if not hundreds of officers that outrank them among the crew that we never see

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

zoux posted:

Presumably there are dozens if not hundreds of officers that outrank them among the crew that we never see

Data is literally third in command. Geordi makes the ship go. Worf is the cop.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Imagine being a low level crew member on a space walk on the hull and you see worf, who forgot to close the shades is off duty and celebrating some sort of Klingon ritual cranking both of his giant Klingon space dongs with a pain stick stuck in his rear end.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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FISHMANPET posted:

At least that explains how everybody manages to have quarters with a window. Except for poor Data and Worf. Actually from that video maybe Geordi doesn't have windows?

Geordi gets VISOR panels installed in the bulkhead.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Arivia posted:

Data is literally third in command. Geordi makes the ship go. Worf is the cop.

Data is a robot, Geordi is blind and Worf never made it past Lt. on the Enterprise. Meanwhile every one-episode botanist or xenobiologist blue shirt department head is a full three pip commander

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I could easily see some people preferring not to stare into space all the time. Especially Geordi with the VISOR.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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MikeJF posted:

I could easily see some people preferring not to stare into space all the time. Especially Geordi with the VISOR.

Geordi's just like "nah, I'm alright without seeing those hosed-up phase creatures all the time."

"...phase creatures, Mr. La Forge?"

"You know, they're out there, in space, they have baby faces, put tiny imploring hands against the glass. I'm good without seeing that while I'm trying to chill."

Everyone at the conference table turns and warily looks at the window.

"poo poo, are they there now? Must've heard me talking about them. They hear everything."

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

MikeJF posted:

I could easily see some people preferring not to stare into space all the time. Especially Geordi with the VISOR.

Geordi talks a bit about all the cool things he can “see” in the extra human perception of the VISOR though. I imagine a star or a nebula would look pretty great to him.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Arivia posted:

Geordi talks a bit about all the cool things he can “see” in the extra human perception of the VISOR though. I imagine a star or a nebula would look pretty great to him.

Which is funny anytime they do Geordi Vision and it looks like poo poo.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



I wonder if the VISOR means that it's visible to Geordi whenever someone passes gas. That would make for some pretty awkward senior staff meetings.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

zoux posted:

Worf never made it past Lt. on the Enterprise.

He gets promoted in the first TNG scene in Generations.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Also Geordi and Worf both seem like the type who would pick quarters to be more convenient for work. I'd imagine Geordi would want quarters as close to the warp core as he can get.

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


Really when you think about it, the systems on a ship like the Defiant and a Galaxy class are pretty similar. So the crew necessary for operational functions of the ship itself would be similar.

Where the Galaxy class would be crewed differently is the mission. Like, what we should be seeing is one parked in a solar system with shuttles coming and going with hundreds of scientists cataloging everything about that location.

Next mission is to host a big delegation from 100 different worlds in neutral space.

Then you have them help set up a colony while transporting the initial 1000 residents.

That was really the original intent of that class of starship and we have to assume it's doing mundane missions like this in-between the captain getting possessed and the holodeck creating sentient life.

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Jul 13, 2004

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dr_rat posted:

I'd imagine Geordi would want quarters as close to the warp core as he can get.

"Geordi, please stop sleeping in there. It's not a quarters."
"It's cozy! So warm. Enterprise's heartbeat... Like a womb."
"Your hair is falling out in clumps!"
"Don't hafta *koff* shave before work!"

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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



What was it Brahma said - "Whenever you touch the Enterprise you touch me"? No wonder Geordi world want to live in the innards of the ship.

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