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LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1641284631206166529

https://twitter.com/DeForestNews6/status/1641172942670143489

https://twitter.com/FalconryFinance/status/1641265115621380097

LASER BEAM DREAM fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Mar 30, 2023

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cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

aricoarena posted:

This recently made the rounds on all the daily wire shows and other dumb right wing YouTubes. That’s my best guess but I’m still confused.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pi5mvIFFchI
Why would you bring that up? She really isn't one of the brighter ones. :psyduck:

aricoarena
Aug 7, 2006
citizenh8 bought me this account because he is a total qt.

cat botherer posted:

Why would you bring that up? She really isn't one of the brighter ones. :psyduck:

She must have forgotten her Shakespeare

Timon of Athens posted:

The moon’s an arrant thief, and her pale fire she snatches from the sun

Pattonesque
Jul 15, 2004
johnny jesus and the infield fly rule

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/brenonade/status/1640512268927418368

Remember that a significant number of people in this country believe that there is no policy solution to this problem, it's the fault of the fallen world, sinfulness, spiritual warfare, evilness, etc. So you can throw all the statistics and data and examples from other countries and everything you want at them but it doesn't matter because half the country thinks this is caused by the Devil's whispers.

he just sounds so *bored*. like oh, not my problem

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I like how the quoted bit is not the most insane thing in the clip (it's apply an aphorism about an active warzone to kindergarden)

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Pattonesque posted:

he just sounds so *bored*. like oh, not my problem

I mean you'd think that would be the easiest opposition campaign commercial ever but I dunno if it would change a single vote.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It isn't his problem, in his view. Or his voters. Can't legislate away evil, because of the Devil.

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012
??? Then I guess we shouldn’t have police, or prisons

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Look, it's not a coherent ideology.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Nebrilos posted:

??? Then I guess we shouldn’t have police, or prisons

Well, I don't, so...

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice
Kids reading a book? We can fix it.
Kids seeing a drag queen? We can fix it.
Kids thinking they might be trans? We can fix it.
Kids getting shot in schools? Sorry, literally impossible to reduce this happening even a small amount.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/HumanEvents/status/1641563423761928192?s=20

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord
Peacefully and patriotically activating my almonds.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
his head keeps rocking back and forth when he talks and it's very annoying

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Mauser posted:

his head keeps rocking back and forth when he talks and it's very annoying

I have nothing specific to indicate that he's on amphetamines, but he's on amphetamines.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/CuddEllie/status/1641789335497261058?s=20

Take arms!

But do it peacefully.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/internethippo/status/1641809677213216768?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

the attitude sounds familiar

"He feels that no one in American history is equipped as he is to bring Americans to the position of supremacy which all american statesman have felt they deserved but were unable to achieve."

"I am one of the hardest men America has had for decades, perhaps for centuries, equipped with the greatest authority of any American leader... but above all, I believe in my success. I believe in it unconditionally."

"No power on earth can shake the United States now. God has willed it that I carry through the fulfillment of the American task."

Letmebefrank
Oct 9, 2012

Entitled

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Lol imagine living 3 extra years in England

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
is it the health care or something tragic like their bland diet

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

We're down because opioids and violent crime. Falling life expectancy doesn't necessarily indicate older people dying sooner, it's typically younger people dying sooner. Those old "the average life expectancy in [ANCIENT SOCIETY] was 35" stats we're all familiar with aren't because Romans ran on Logan's Run rules, they just had insane childhood mortality.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
The Queen was pulling their average way up, next year's numbers will show a strong correction

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Years Georg, the Second

Indictment already having knock-on effects
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1641739716176359424

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





zoux posted:

Years Georg, the Second

Indictment already having knock-on effects
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1641739716176359424

How is that related to the indictment?

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/votto007/status/1641818137183105026?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg

zoux
Apr 28, 2006





Leon Sumbitches posted:

How is that related to the indictment?

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

zoux posted:

We're down because opioids and violent crime.

Are those really the two main reasons?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

That and car accidents, but I don't think those are off-trend

https://twitter.com/DKThomp/status/1641847254855057419

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1641625969667579905

I mean I ASSUME that's stuff's not in there, having never read it.

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010
So they concede that what Trump did was on the order of Jefferson Davis leading the confederacy in a violent insurrection?

litany of gulps
Jun 11, 2001

Fun Shoe

zoux posted:


I mean I ASSUME that's stuff's not in there, having never read it.

The gist of it is that god is punishing us all for letting the assholes do bad poo poo for so long without intervening!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/7Xe2Wg5.mp4

lol

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

zoux posted:

Lol imagine living 3 extra years in England
It's not living longer. It's dying to stupid preventable poo poo in the US as a kid.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

zoux posted:

We're down because opioids and violent crime. Falling life expectancy doesn't necessarily indicate older people dying sooner, it's typically younger people dying sooner. Those old "the average life expectancy in [ANCIENT SOCIETY] was 35" stats we're all familiar with aren't because Romans ran on Logan's Run rules, they just had insane childhood mortality.

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1642284176131989504

https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1641799742228144130

evil_bunnY fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Apr 3, 2023

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
That's because not enough 5-year-olds have guns to defend themselves

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

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Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
https://twitter.com/SamuelLJackson/status/1642765426063966210?t=p9a4YgBrQ65GJ2uDCr2Mrg&s=19

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