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i wish dispensaries would come up with a better term for a room where you can hang out and smoke weed than "consumption lounge", which sounds like a place they'd drop you off to die of tuberculosis in 1875.
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Earwicker posted:i wish dispensaries would come up with a better term for a room where you can hang out and smoke weed than "consumption lounge", which sounds like a place they'd drop you off to die of tuberculosis in 1875. LOL you're right. I've always enjoyed this term for it: 
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Mar 30, 2023 15:25
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Earwicker posted:i wish dispensaries would come up with a better term for a room where you can hang out and smoke weed than "consumption lounge", which sounds like a place they'd drop you off to die of tuberculosis in 1875. There's always rumors we're right about to get actual weed bars here, but I don't know if its ever going to happen for real
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Mar 30, 2023 15:33
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they should be weed coffeeshops imo. the dutch already have it figure out. i mean i like beer and all, but weed goes so much better with coffee. when i am there i try to find a quiet one and its so nice to just sit with a book and a joint and a double espresso
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Earwicker posted:i wish dispensaries would come up with a better term for a room where you can hang out and smoke weed than "consumption lounge", which sounds like a place they'd drop you off to die of tuberculosis in 1875. Maybe just call it a lounge idk
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Bong Basement e,c: 
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Mar 30, 2023 15:49
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Come join me in the Dank Den, my personal Puff Palace 
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Mar 30, 2023 15:54
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My Hash Hacienda.
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Mar 30, 2023 15:58
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Mar 30, 2023 16:01
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LifeSunDeath posted:Joint Juke Welcome to Joint2, where bearded hipsters can tell you about a strain's subtle flavor profile of diesel fuel and cat piss.
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Joint2, where the scent of diesel fuel and cat piss are not only accepted, but celebrated as a "subtle flavor profile." We know you come to us for the finest in pretentious, overpriced marijuana strains, lovingly grown by bearded hipsters who've never seen a razor in their lives. At Joint2, we believe that the more obscure and difficult-to-pronounce the strain name is, the better it must be. So forget about your boring old "OG Kush" or "Blue Dream" - come try our latest offering, "Lavender Ghost Train Haze Diesel Cheese," which we promise will make you feel like you're floating on a cloud of artisanal, handcrafted nonsense. And if you're not already convinced of our expertise, just take a look at our staff - all of our budtenders have at least a PhD in "vibes" and "chillness," and are more than happy to spend 20 minutes explaining the nuanced differences between our various strains while you try to remember what you came in for in the first place. So come on down to Joint2, where the prices are high and the quality is... well, it's probably fine, we guess. Just don't forget to bring your trusty vape pen and a healthy dose of skepticism.
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Mar 30, 2023 16:20
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they don't even sell square joints. I'm calling the BBB
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Mar 30, 2023 16:21
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Joint5: Tesseract of Blazing
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Mar 30, 2023 17:03
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Sure I’ll open up a weed bar. Buy hits from the volcano, grams and joints, kilos for the entourage. I just need someone with big credit like lady ambien to get on this business deal
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Mar 30, 2023 17:15
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convert old phone booths into dabshacks put in a quarter get a nice rip of rosin
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Mar 30, 2023 17:34
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it first appears to be opaque, but as I open the door coughing, the smoke billows out of the phone booth and clears
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Mar 30, 2023 17:36
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people have already said this a million times but weed fried my brain - what is the recommended dynavap model?
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Sunk Dunk posted:people have already said this a million times but weed fried my brain - what is the recommended dynavap model? I don't know how true all of this is for the new M, which I haven't really looked at. But historically the only two big functional differences are between the steel tip and the titanium tip. The steel tip is heavier, takes longer to reach temp and longer to cool down, and dumps its heat more slowly, for more of a long slow hit that some people prefer. The titanium tip has less mass, is faster to heat up and cool off so you can repack it, and gives snappier hits, which imo are preferable in general but especially once you hook it up to a bong. which you should Functionally, any body you like that you can connect to your glass is the best one. But lots of goons have just bought the M or the B and just put a titanium tip on it down the road, and this will perform at least 98% as well as the fanciest omni. All tips and bodies are cross-compatible, unless the new M has changed this.
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just as today there are high end cocktail bars calling themselves speakeasies in a nod to prohibition era clubs, in the 2050's there will be dispensaries where you pay a premium for the experience of meeting someone wearing the future's version of a "1992 stoner" costume in a camaro-shaped transit pod where they will roll you a hand-crafted blunt and recite an in-character monologue using authentic period jargon like "this is the awesome sauce" and "for shizzle my home skillet" while you listen to a hooverphonics cd skipping.
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Mar 30, 2023 17:43
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Make it illegal again
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alcatraz gently caress boy posted:convert old phone booths into dabshacks put in a quarter get a nice rip of rosin Rent-a-Hotbox
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Mar 30, 2023 18:14
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When your time is up, the mall cop patrolling the parking lot will yell at you then jog/walk over to you before your "dealer" hits the gas and drives you to a jack in the box before you go and recover your car.
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Mar 30, 2023 18:18
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Like a Suicide Booth from Futurama but the result is the exact opposite.
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Mar 30, 2023 18:26
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For people having too good of a day, they could jump into the "paranoia box" to mellow them out with a god awful strain that makes you think your fly is always down.
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Mar 30, 2023 18:34
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Macichne Leainig posted:Joint2, where the scent of diesel fuel and cat piss are not only accepted, but celebrated as a "subtle flavor profile." We know you come to us for the finest in pretentious, overpriced marijuana strains, lovingly grown by bearded hipsters who've never seen a razor in their lives. And try our sister location, which is franchised -- Joint3.
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Spaghett posted:For people having too good of a day, they could jump into the "paranoia box" to mellow them out with a god awful strain that makes you think your fly is always down. I went to check, but on closer inspection I am wearing sweatpants
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Mar 30, 2023 18:57
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Code Jockey posted:I went to check, but on closer inspection I am wearing sweatpants Do they make zip sweatpants? That seems like it would be an affront to God
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Mar 30, 2023 19:26
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Macichne Leainig posted:Do they make zip sweatpants? That seems like it would be an affront to God I'm gonna do it. gently caress you, god
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Mar 30, 2023 19:27
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Spaghett posted:I'm gonna do it. gently caress you, god Good enough reason for me, sign me up for a pair.
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Mar 30, 2023 19:27
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I just love the feeling of a zipper's back side scraping against my dick tip all day. Sound off if sweatpants are only worn commando
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I got really high and went to spike and mikes and spent the while time sure that I pissed myself (not that time)
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alcatraz gently caress boy posted:I got really high and went to spike and mikes and spent the while time sure that I pissed myself (not that time) holy poo poo I did this too in 2004 in Austin. definitely one of the best high outings I've had in my life (cause weed used to gently caress me up bigtime).
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guys I think I'm gonna start daily driving my Fury Edge instead of oil vapes cuz its a way better high
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Earwicker posted:just as today there are high end cocktail bars calling themselves speakeasies in a nod to prohibition era clubs, in the 2050's there will be dispensaries where you pay a premium for the experience of meeting someone wearing the future's version of a "1992 stoner" costume in a camaro-shaped transit pod where they will roll you a hand-crafted blunt and recite an in-character monologue using authentic period jargon like "this is the awesome sauce" and "for shizzle my home skillet" while you listen to a hooverphonics cd skipping. They have an actor there pretending to be your dealer. He just sits next to you on a couch playing call of duty (yes it's anachronistic) and telling you how "fire" his stuff is.
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Beast Pussy posted:They have an actor there pretending to be your dealer. He just sits next to you on a couch playing call of duty (yes it's anachronistic) and telling you how "fire" his stuff is. I would get hosed up and play old rear end call of duty local split screen with that dude
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Code Jockey posted:I would get hosed up and play old rear end call of duty local split screen with that dude You can try, but he's going to give you the madkatz controller.
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Beast Pussy posted:They have an actor there pretending to be your dealer. He just sits next to you on a couch playing call of duty (yes it's anachronistic) and telling you how "fire" his stuff is. It's gotta be a PS2 version of COD that was developed for PS3 but was backwards released on the PS2 or something like that. One of the versions with really toned down graphics that remind you there's a better version of this game out there.
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Spaghett posted:It's gotta be a PS2 version of COD that was developed for PS3 but was backwards released on the PS2 or something like that. One of the versions with really toned down graphics that remind you there's a better version of this game out there. the PS4 version of Cyberpunk 2077, a next-gen game that could totally 100% run on 14 year old hardware, I promise, when it came out
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MrQwerty posted:the PS4 version of Cyberpunk 2077, a next-gen game that could totally 100% run on 14 year old hardware, I promise, when it came out PS4 players deserve slideshows too, don't discriminate.
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