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Pookah posted:There used to be dinky little elephants in Sicily and Cyprus piece of poo poo world, we could have domesticated mini elephant pets, gently caress this
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Konar posted:piece of poo poo world, we could have domesticated mini elephant pets, gently caress this Let's clone these motherfuckers right now!
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Mar 30, 2023 17:54
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that thing will immediately flip all nearby tables & furniture. complete rampage mode, chaos dunking your tv thru the window if you don't provide scritches. do it. we have the technology. bring them back.
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Mar 30, 2023 17:58
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Fashioning a little howdah so my cat can ride the elephant around the room
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Mar 30, 2023 18:00
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SniperWoreConverse posted:that thing will immediately flip all nearby tables & furniture. complete rampage mode, chaos dunking your tv thru the window if you don't provide scritches. I'll replace all my furniture with concrete humps and sleep on straw. Oh God he wants to crawl into my la
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Mar 30, 2023 18:14
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Milo and POTUS posted:Hammond was a fool. Coulda become a trillionaire on that alone His scientist partner, who died of cancer, was never able to replicate the feat. It was also very violent, prone to getting sick, and didn't really behave like an elephant. It was cat-sized, and also not genetically engineered, they just messed with the hormones somehow. They used it for getting investors.
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Mar 30, 2023 18:48
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mobby_6kl posted:https://i.imgur.com/GYLl5Cy.mp4 Oh cool! What move did it teach the guy? Beak Buster maybe?
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Mar 30, 2023 21:27
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Hyperlynx posted:Oh cool! What move did it teach the guy? Beak Buster maybe? I think it was just yelling at him because he didn't save his game before quitting last time.
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Mar 30, 2023 21:55
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mobby_6kl posted:Imagine getting that tusk through your crotch when your lil' pet elephant gets excited to see you We could use pool noodles on 'em like people do with ornery goats
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Mar 30, 2023 21:59
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BOOTY-ADE posted:We could use pool noodles on 'em like people do with ornery goats Seems pretty blessed background for the fake pope 
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Mar 30, 2023 22:04
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Pretend this is your favorite book series, no hate on this please. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h01Prfw6FUI
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Mar 31, 2023 00:51
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This profile is basically cheating: https://americasbestpics.com/tags/noteforself But, have a few https://i.imgur.com/5QVaeJP.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/DehQKo7.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/9MjDyat.mp4
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Mar 31, 2023 01:30
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Mar 31, 2023 03:44
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https://twitter.com/CatWorkers/status/1641610545924120579
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Mar 31, 2023 04:23
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That cat's gonna be without a job soon if it just lazes about like that  https://i.imgur.com/29XmH2i.mp4
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Mar 31, 2023 04:59
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Trabant posted:That cat's gonna be without a job soon if it just lazes about like that ends too soon  i wanted to hear the bass choir going hap-py birth-day as well
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Mar 31, 2023 05:07
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Pot-bellied elephants would be incredibly rad, but as an old episode of South Park taught us, pig and elephant DNA just won't splice. 
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Mar 31, 2023 13:32
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You see any giant mice round hea? Thought so. That means I'm workin buddy.
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Mar 31, 2023 15:13
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Mad Hamish posted:Pot-bellied elephants would be incredibly rad, but as an old episode of South Park taught us, pig and elephant DNA just won't splice. I remember the song by Loverboy.
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Mar 31, 2023 17:42
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Mar 31, 2023 21:08
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cats do this because they want you to come with them
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Mar 31, 2023 21:20
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DrPossum posted:cats do this because they want you to come with them also because they are really into holes opening and closing, like maybe a mouse will come out from there
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Mar 31, 2023 21:35
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DrPossum posted:cats do this because they want you to come with them I wonder how many Timmies have drowned in wells because I didnt understand my cat's language 
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Mar 31, 2023 21:41
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what in the f is this and how do i get to pet one
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Apr 1, 2023 00:33
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Baby tapir.
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blight rhino posted:what in the f is this and how do i get to pet one It's a baby tapir!  Here's what they look like full grown  The pokemon drowzee is based on tapirs
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Apr 1, 2023 00:35
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https://twitter.com/Maladroithe/status/1641642162743033857
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Apr 1, 2023 01:42
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A rendition of one of the lesser known biblical writings, “St. Paul’s Epistle to the Ephesian Cats”
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:A rendition of one of the lesser known biblical writings, “St. Paul’s Epistle to the Ephesian Cats” sounds like someone hasnt heard the good meow of Muezza
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:It's a baby tapir! drowzee is based on a powerful dream eating creature, the Mo  (a tapir) i guess "mo" might have originally meant something like panda or leopard or some combo of these 3 animals or something who knows
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Apr 1, 2023 04:40
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Oh okay, i just assumed from the body shape. The Mo is cool as hell
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Konar posted:piece of poo poo world, we could have domesticated mini elephant pets, gently caress this Maybe we can get those dudes de-extincting animals to correct this?
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Oh okay, i just assumed from the body shape. The Mo is cool as hell idk same thing p much  half of animals are already pokemon
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Hitting that shire weed.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:drowzee is based on a powerful dream eating creature, the Mo In Japanese Baku means both Mo and Tapir. The folklore animal was said to have been made out of the parts of animals that the gods had left over, but the most common depictions included lion paws, a panda body and an elephant trunk When the tapir was first discovered, they just called it a Baku because look at it. So now the two have become inextricably linked and the actual real life animal called the Malaysian Tapir can eat your dreams.
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this is how mrs possum sees me when she comes home in the evenings
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