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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Explain this one: I'm sitting on the toilet, pretty sleepy and just pushing random button on my phone. I opened the calculator app and ran "7/9" which it turns out equals .777777777777 literally no reason just I'm like just pushing buttons while I poop

Then I swiped up and for some reason the calculator app has a history. The last time I ran calculator app was September 2021, and I I also ran "7/9" wtf

how the gently caress is that possible

I opened the app twice ever, 2 years apart and just randomly typed in 7/9.

Some part of my brain in the physical world is just hardcoded to want to know what is 7/9.

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ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Salt Fish posted:

Explain this one: I'm sitting on the toilet, pretty sleepy and just pushing random button on my phone. I opened the calculator app and ran "7/9" which it turns out equals .777777777777 literally no reason just I'm like just pushing buttons while I poop

Then I swiped up and for some reason the calculator app has a history. The last time I ran calculator app was September 2021, and I I also ran "7/9" wtf

how the gently caress is that possible

I opened the app twice ever, 2 years apart and just randomly typed in 7/9.

Some part of my brain in the physical world is just hardcoded to want to know what is 7/9.

yr having horney dreams about star trek titties op

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




tacodaemon posted:

lol good riddance to this oh-it's-all-fun-and-games dickhead


https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1641498785720221696



it makes me happy this hack is outlived by Tom Lehrer (94!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFvxqQTh3m4&t=20s

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





DryGoods posted:

let people be happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuLCC--sfY

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/BarbL219/status/1641546616489537536

NBC News just reported this too.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

do not come. Do not come

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Salt Fish posted:

Explain this one: I'm sitting on the toilet, pretty sleepy and just pushing random button on my phone. I opened the calculator app and ran "7/9" which it turns out equals .777777777777 literally no reason just I'm like just pushing buttons while I poop

Then I swiped up and for some reason the calculator app has a history. The last time I ran calculator app was September 2021, and I I also ran "7/9" wtf

how the gently caress is that possible

I opened the app twice ever, 2 years apart and just randomly typed in 7/9.

Some part of my brain in the physical world is just hardcoded to want to know what is 7/9.

2/3 is .66666666666666666666666

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
my parents dog just marched up the deck with poo poo smeared all over his mouth proud as a peacock

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

holtemon posted:

I'm thinking about having a Dune themed wedding for when we finally get hitched

Should I rent or buy the sand-worm costume

pausing during the vows to piss and poo poo into my tuxedo/stillsuit

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
I, for one, think it would be hella cool if trum thread got obsessed with numerology

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

DryGoods posted:

Mean Crew is online today


Cruel Crew

it's a rough world out there, for many

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Wow it's nothing again! They're just going to announce that they've gone on vacation.

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Buddykins posted:

do not come. Do not come


Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

ram dass in hell posted:

yr having horney dreams about star trek titties op

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
FAAARRRTTTTT

PISSSSSSSSSS

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Why is crazy knuckles fan upset

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


DesertIslandHermit posted:

Has anyone done a Columbo themed wedding

*Pulling out a cock ring*
Eh, one more ring

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020



didnt they want pence or something

maybe he's supposed to show up (he wont)

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

ram dass in hell posted:

yr having horney dreams about star trek titties op

that is my guess too

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm... Do you hear our prayers? As you once did for the vacuous Rom, Grant us sevens, grant us nines! Plant sevens and nines on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy. The grand calculator of the hidden now, hidden from our sight. The cosmos, of course! Let us sit about, and speak feverishly. Chatting into the wee hours of... New ideas, of the higher plane, of seven divided by nine!

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Schmoe Cwead posted:

my parents dog just marched up the deck with poo poo smeared all over his mouth proud as a peacock

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Demon Of The Fall posted:

FAAARRRTTTTT

PISSSSSSSSSS

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

They teased us with this last week. Either do something already or shut the f word up lol

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Schmoe Cwead posted:

my parents dog just marched up the deck with poo poo smeared all over his mouth proud as a peacock

mr president!!!!!!!!!!!

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



We should bring back the cool zone thread.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Spaced God posted:

We should bring back the cool zone thread.

the zone isnt cool tho

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Al! posted:

looks like yours truly is going to nut 7 times today

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Ive been trying to figure out a joke for that commercial for so long

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Spaced God posted:

We should bring back the cool zone thread.

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 days!

Vim Fuego posted:

I am a knife
knifin around


cut cut cut cut cut cut cut

https://youtu.be/W7wpzKvNhfA

Little android man
Half the size that I am
Scissors on his head
Scissors on his loving heaaad

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008


the joke is that he is reading the m4m personals and their entire marriage is a sham

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Just doing this every day so chuds come over and dish their anger out until they grow bored and then decide to indict him a little later.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
this zone is not cool. it is hot and lovely like an open jar of mayo left on a car dashboard.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




they're taking a month long vacation with a police escort

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Just doing this every day so chuds come over and dish their anger out until they grow bored and then decide to indict him a little later.

How many showed up last time? a dozen? can't even use the there are dozens of us gif for that. 5 PM on a Thursday people want to get out of work and hit happy hour somewhere

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

there is no way Donny’s gonna wiggle out of this jam!

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



locking the place up since its gonna be totally empty while theyre all in the bahamas

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Don'ald J Trump has been arrested to a permanent end. We got him fokls

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DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Justin Tyme posted:

locking the place up since its gonna be totally empty while theyre all in the bahamas

Heist to go in to the office and put an X on the 'NO' box of the big paper that says 'Indict Trump?'

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