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Karate Bastard posted:Lmao at being so bad at human body idk geography that having a face full of pussy causes you to think you are loving a dude jesus chist my sides two questions: 1. what 2. no, seriously, what
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Presumably it's a response to the tweet in a previous post that posits any kind of "submissive" sex is gay.
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Yes, still riffing on that absolutely bananas tweet upthread it just doesn't stop getting funnier, at least in my head. Conservatives are super funny, if only they weren't real Just imagine looking out the window going yes, yes this is as good as it gets, this is perfection AND people should have really boring sex lmao Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 22:08 on Mar 30, 2023 |
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imagine being insecure enough in your sexuality that you feel the need to assert it while you're (imagining) having sex such a rich inner life
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Presumably it's a response to the tweet in a previous post that posits any kind of "submissive" sex is gay. There's a Norwegian comedy called Norsemen where a particular dipshit character gets hosed in the rear end by another dude and when the other Vikings find out he insists that as he took an active part in pushing back he was taking charge and was the dominant one in the exchange and therefore was Very Manly and Not Gay, and it's remarkable how this is entirely logically consistent with the aforementioned dipshit tweet.
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Breetai posted:There's a Norwegian comedy called Norsemen where a particular dipshit character gets hosed in the rear end by another dude and when the other Vikings find out he insists that as he took an active part in pushing back he was taking charge and was the dominant one in the exchange and therefore was Very Manly and Not Gay, and it's remarkable how this is entirely logically consistent with the aforementioned dipshit tweet. Isn't this basically the ancient Greek view of homosexuality? A man loving a man wasn't all that bad, it was being hosed that was seen as making a man less manly.
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YeahTubaMike posted:I don't know if this counts as a forums quote, but "Getting hot and bothered over Dilbert porn" is the funniest ban/probation I've seen in a very long time. Holy LOL, it was a reply to one of my posts that got them probed. My shitposting powers are growing! No, I am not proud of finding said Dilbert porn. But a gauntlet was thrown, and I had to do the needful. Azathoth Prime has a new favorite as of 23:49 on Mar 30, 2023 |
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What could be more masculine than expecting someone else to do all the work?
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# ? Mar 31, 2023 01:19 |
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Doing 1/10th the work but acting like you did 13/10ths of it.
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Velocity Raptor posted:A real peckerhead.
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# ? Mar 31, 2023 01:39 |
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It turns out the real lesbanians were inside us all along...
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Abugadu posted:It’s time for Lesbianiacs the quotes, inside the thread, etc
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Azathoth Prime posted:Holy LOL, it was a reply to one of my posts that got them probed. My shitposting powers are growing! I honestly thought you drew it and I briefly respected you for it
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Abugadu posted:It’s time for Lesbianiacs I've had this stuck in my head all morning
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Abugadu posted:It’s time for Lesbianiacs
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My buddy Abugadu has been hitting it out of the park with the song lyrics latelyAbugadu posted:Well he smokes around the world from Amsterdam to Humboldt county Matches up surprisingly well in places Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 11:01 on Mar 31, 2023 |
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Regarding fungal plagues, as in The Last of Us,Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's always exactly one person who is immune to being funged in these movies. They're the token non fungable
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flavor.flv posted:I honestly thought you drew it and I briefly respected you for it I am not remotely talented enough to draw even bad cartoon porn. But I hunt down obscure stuff on on the internet as part of my job, so my Google-Fu is on point.
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# ? Mar 31, 2023 18:52 |
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Can you find that one mp4 for me with that goblin man presumably from Florida who's working his still and reciting in a disastrously drunken voice "money in the bank right here, wonder how it tastes, lemne have a taste, oooooooooooooOOOOooooooooOOOoooohBaby that tastes ghood" where italics denote Mariah Carey intonation and boldface indicates demonic possession in the style of 1990's Diablo 2. Can you find that?
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The whole point of evading probation on a parachute is to avoid attention, dumbass. PROBATED posted:WHY IN THE gently caress ARE YOU STILL loving POSTING???
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haljordan posted:Mike Pence is a stick of deodorant that someone taught to wince.
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SubG posted:the prisoner's dilemma, only the buttons are labelled "betray" and "betray, but with bitcoin" haveblue posted:bitray
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Karate Bastard posted:My buddy Abugadu has been hitting it out of the park with the song lyrics lately I actually recorded this in 4-part a capella, but right as I was saving it my computer overheated and shut down, and I didn’t have the manic energy to re-record it
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Oh no what a tragedy! I bet it would have slapped
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Karate Bastard posted:Oh no what a tragedy! I bet it would have slapped aight if I have time Monday night I’ll try a re-record
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:So here’s my one experience dispatching a vehicle struck deer:
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Context: an idiot on Twitter is complaining about people wearing headphones in public to block off conversation.smoobles posted:Bose before hos
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No “hi”s. No “hello”s. Must be Bose.
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Fritz the Horse posted:here let me try the pragmatica thing
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Platystemon posted:No “hi”s. You are only the second person I've heard reference this saying in my life. The first was a pilot. You aren't a pilot are you?
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theflyingexecutive posted:Bottoms up!
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Sorry, I'm too dumb. Is there any other reading than she should give herself cirrhosis? Cause she'll need a few more for that.
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Karate Bastard posted:Sorry, I'm too dumb. Is there any other reading than she should give herself cirrhosis? Cause she'll need a few more for that. mussolini was hung upside down
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Oh, yes of course. Carry on then!
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zimbomonkey posted:You are only the second person I've heard reference this saying in my life. The first was a pilot. You aren't a pilot are you? Are you familiar with the traditional professional audio saying that it plays on, “no highs, no lows, must be Bose”?
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Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:Are you familiar with the traditional professional audio saying that it plays on, “no highs, no lows, must be Bose”? Yes, that's the saying I was referring to. Not the pun version.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Always love to stop by Le T's Pet Puppies while in Paris. Grendels Dad posted:I pity the fool who doesn't!
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PYF Subtle Movie Momentsfreeedr posted:Last night I was hungry but I had already brushed my teeth so I swallowed a whole string cheese like a pill. My brother came over and said “check this out” and started dripping a stream of water down my back, but actually it was not water it was CA glue, like four ounces of it. Someone poo poo in the pantry
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Lol every time something like this happens i think about "I've been working out!"
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