[TRUMP] RIP Jimbee, off to the great climbing tree in the sky

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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated? This poll is closed.
desantis	128	29.91%
rubio	33	7.71%
haley	57	13.32%
goku	210	49.07%
Total:	358 votes

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Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

oh man the lols are just beginning

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SirBukkake: Aug 24, 2006; Idk some black dude

who cares about E3 when we got P3 right here

piss

piss

PISSSSSSSSSS

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

wheres the troofs

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:47

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

tenderjerk posted:

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:47

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Lpzie posted:

Page 1488

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VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

Al! posted:

wheres the troofs

trump has smashed his phone

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DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

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DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Don Jr. yelling at dad to put his name back on the will while Barron is chilling with noise-cancelling headphones in his 50+ member Minecraft server.

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:48

Real Mean Queen: Jun 2, 2004; Zesty.

Spaced God posted:

i still refuse to believe anything will happen

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

Spaced God posted:

i still refuse to believe anything will happen

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Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

I HAVE GAINED SUCH RESPECT FOR THIS GRAND JURY, & PERHAPS EVEN THE GRAND JURY SYSTEM AS A WHOLE. THE EVIDENCE IS SO OVERWHELMING IN MY FAVOR, & SO RIDICULOUSLY BAD FOR THE HIGHLY PARTISAN & HATEFUL DISTRICT ATTORNEY, THAT THE GRAND JURY IS SAYING, HOLD ON, WE ARE NOT A RUBBER STAMP, WHICH MOST GRAND JURIES ARE BRANDED AS BEING, WE ARE NOT GOING TO VOTE AGAINST A PREPONDERANCE OF EVIDENCE OR AGAINST LARGE NUMBERS OF LEGAL SCHOLARS ALL SAYING THERE IS NO CASE HERE. DROP THIS SICK WITCH HUNT, NOW!

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:48

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Spaced God posted:

i still refuse to believe anything will happen

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:48

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

I HAVE GAINED SUCH RESPECT FOR THIS GRAND JURY, & PERHAPS EVEN THE GRAND JURY SYSTEM AS A WHOLE. THE EVIDENCE IS SO OVERWHELMING IN MY FAVOR, & SO RIDICULOUSLY BAD FOR THE HIGHLY PARTISAN & HATEFUL DISTRICT ATTORNEY, THAT THE GRAND JURY IS SAYING, HOLD ON, WE ARE NOT A RUBBER STAMP, WHICH MOST GRAND JURIES ARE BRANDED AS BEING, WE ARE NOT GOING TO VOTE AGAINST A PREPONDERANCE OF EVIDENCE OR AGAINST LARGE NUMBERS OF LEGAL SCHOLARS ALL SAYING THERE IS NO CASE HERE. DROP THIS SICK WITCH HUNT, NOW!

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

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BoothBaberGinsburg: Jan 4, 2021

they ain't made a pair of cuffs yet that can hold ol slippery don

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:48

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

SirBukkake posted:

who cares about E3 when we got P3 right here

piss

piss

PISSSSSSSSSS

I like P3 paints

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

they actually did it huh

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Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Demon Of The Fall posted:

oh man the lols are just beginning

they sure are!

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1641555578697785347

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Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

post the truth you fat gently caress

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DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

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UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

tenderjerk posted:

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mad.radhu: Jan 8, 2006; Fun Shoe

I'm in the conservative coffee shop and all the patriots in here are whispering about how relieved they are that trump is finally indicted!!!

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:49

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Iron Crowned posted:

I like P3 paints

never tried them, I like Vallejo personally

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

VideoKid posted:

I could have gone with out the graphic pictures of what STDs can do to your junk but overall I�m happy with it

I wonder if you and I had to look at the same hosed-up-junk photo album

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Too Many Birds: Jan 8, 2020

truth you fat orange bitch

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Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

Al! posted:

wheres the troofs

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Daniel Dales Dick: Apr 8, 2020; �With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkA2_nijiyE

:patriot:

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:50

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

still updating the list from New Predictions...

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:50

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Is this the mattering?

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:50

Daniel Dales Dick: Apr 8, 2020; �With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Buddykins posted:

post the truth you fat gently caress

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:50

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

SEX

https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1641557851712765952

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:50

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

tenderjerk posted:

they are finally goimg to "get trump" and pfc will finally be perma'd from his toxx

Nah

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:50

Morter: Jul 1, 2006; Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

SirBukkake posted:

who cares about E3 when we got P3 right here

piss

piss

PISSSSSSSSSS

Piss PISS PISS

I'm gonna piss in my pants

(TONIIIGHT I'LL TRYYY)

to find some new ones

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:50

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

tacodaemon posted:

I wonder if you and I had to look at the same hosed-up-junk photo album

part of our sex ed was they gave us sheets to color in the different parts of the penis and the funniest kid in class turned it into an american flag

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:50

Woke Mind Virus: Aug 22, 2005

patriots! stand back and stand by!

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:51

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Gunshow Poophole posted:

just like there was zero chance of him being indicted??

the good ship Nothing Matters just took a big hit at the waterline!

i was never on the 'zero chance of him being indicted' train. i didn't know if Manhattan would do it but I'm certain a charge or two will be coming for the top secret docs poo poo sooner or later

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:51