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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Shear Modulus posted:

driving all the vulnerable people like cancer and aids patients out of society has been the stated goal of public health authorities since biden was inaugurated

"Let's end cancer as we know it" - promises made, promises kept

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Tuckerd
Mar 29, 2023

by vyelkin

Horseshoe theory posted:

So Bed, Bath & Beyond fell 26% today? :thunk: Seems like the Gamestop Krew aren't Diamond Handsing enough...

59 cents a share Lmao

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Thorn Wishes Talon posted:

nice

i knew you were capable of posting good news! god bless

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

nice

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Lessail posted:

"Let's end cancer as we know it" - promises made, promises kept

turbo-cancer 2.05 is not exactly an upgrade

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Lessail posted:

"Let's end cancer as we know it" - promises made, promises kept

If we kill everyone with cancer then you won't be able to catch cancer anymore, idiot.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
if everyone has covid no one has covid

Tuckerd
Mar 29, 2023

by vyelkin
Metropolitan Bank Holding Corp. closed down 28% today because a market research firm published a report about their company.

quote:

Metropolitan Bank Holding Corp
MCB
-27.6%

shares are trading higher in Thursday's after-hours session after the company provided an update on its financials.

What Happened: Metropolitan bank issued an update on its financial information in response to a recent bearish report claiming the company had liquidity issues.

The bank said it remains well-capitalized across all measures of regulatory capital. As of March 29, total core deposit verticals were $5.04 billion, up 5.04% from the end of 2022.

Cash on deposit with the Federal Reserve Bank of New York and readily accessible secured funding capacity totaled $3.1 billion as of Wednesday.

The stock is bouncing back after falling in Thursday's regular trading session as traders circled a Vidar Research Substack report titled "Metropolitan Commercial Bank Is A Mixed Bag Of Problems."

https://www.benzinga.com/news/23/03/31598121/why-metropolitan-bank-shares-are-bouncing-back-after-hours

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Raskolnikov38 posted:

bretton woods took 12 years to start after it was signed. the dollar isn't going to collapse in a day, month, or year but the increasing amount of countries willing to settle in yuan demonstrates that china is rising and the US is falling

thank 7you dr rask

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
rask, despite flaming me constantly, deserves respect and i honor him. rask: thank you.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

What ever happened to that latest Hindenberg Group investigation?

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


this? https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/23/block-shares-plunge-after-hindenburg-says-jack-dorseys.html

or was that an earlier one

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Turtle Sandbox posted:

The C-Spam Covid thread is the only place I hear anything about Covid, people dont even want to say its name, its madness.

Say the word around the average person and watch their reaction very closely. Watch their eyes dart around as they try to come up with something to say. It's wild. Also terrifying. Number!

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Harik posted:

lmao how the gently caress does the company who sells ad-space to streaming services on remotes lose money

there's so many competing streaming services

half the buttons on my remote lead to defunct ones, but roku still got a buck each for them.

well they almost lost a little bit of money a few weeks ago

https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/10/business/roku-svb-cash/index.html

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

UK-Asia trade deal to boost UK economy by 0.08%

The UK has signed a deal to join a trade pact with 11 Asia and Pacific nations, three years after it officially left the European Union.
Joining the group will boost UK exports by cutting tariffs on goods such as cheese, cars, chocolate, machinery, gin and whisky, the government said.

However, the government's own estimates show being in the bloc will only add 0.08% to the size of the UK's economy.
The trade area covers a market of around 500 million people.

The Comprehensive and Progressive Agreement for Trans-Pacific Partnership - or CPTPP - was established in 2018, and includes Australia, Brunei, Canada, Chile, Japan, Malaysia, Mexico, New Zealand, Peru, Singapore and Vietnam.

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️
stuff the UK exports that asia want:
-

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Palladium posted:

stuff the UK exports that asia want:
-

The Chinese market goes mad for Scotch. The limited run high end poo poo almost always ends up in Chinese hands these days. Asia-Pacific now buys more whisky from Scotland than the EU.

Unfortunately Indonesia, Brunei & Malaysia aren't particularly keen on alcohol so I'm not sure this trade deal helps much.

StratGoatCom
Aug 6, 2019

Our security is guaranteed by being able to melt the eyeballs of any other forum's denizens at 15 minutes notice



TWT should be trained to FYAD.

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Jaxyon posted:

LOL good to see all the folks in this thread who said "never getting charged" taking ownership of being wrong

I'm sure nobody will move to "well never getting convicted" and pretend they never said it

Anyhow I was in the "never getting charged" camp so I'll own it. I'm surprised.

Another person obsessed with being right instead of having fun. Sad. Don't own it.

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



goth smoking cloves posted:

Have you all thought about the jobs those derailments create?

somebody, quick, invest in hi-vis and clipboards

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Palladium posted:

stuff the UK exports that asia want:
-

Boiled eels
Boiled cabbages
Boy touches

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Palladium posted:

stuff the UK exports that asia want:
-

"financial services"?

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
Anyone else here making 0.3% more this last month

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1641780147534659586

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Beached Whale posted:

Anyone else here making 0.3% more this last month

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1641780147534659586

.3 is about a 3% paycut annually.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

euphronius posted:

.3 is about a 3% paycut annually.

Just as god and number intended. :smug:

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1641782645594939392?t=rkxGoG9YE0MdZTjm37vIxA&s=19

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Petey posted:

where can. i get this

https://shirtbimbo.com/products/customizable-booty-shorts

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

We're making it easier to destroy the very STRONG and STABLE medium sized banks

https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1641789790986043392

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

https://twitter.com/BusinessInsider/status/1641753047649996802?s=20

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Beached Whale posted:

Anyone else here making 0.3% more this last month

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1641780147534659586

im making 13% more than last month tbh

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Beached Whale posted:

Anyone else here making 0.3% more this last month

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1641780147534659586

everyone on salary made more last month cause it was 28 days and not 31

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Some people get paid every two weeks instead of bimonthly and get three paychecks a month twice a year. nice of them to account for that

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Some people get paid every two weeks instead of bimonthly and get three paychecks a month twice a year. nice of them to account for that

I get paid weekly at my new job :smug:

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


quite funny the movie made him look like a kind-hearted savant

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Iron Crowned posted:

I get paid weekly at my new job :smug:

I got paid weekly when I was a temp day laborer

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


i get paid by the job at the blowjob factory, it blows

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Iron Crowned posted:

I get paid weekly at my new job :smug:

Jobs only pay disposable positions this way in my experience :negative:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Some people get paid every two weeks instead of bimonthly and get three paychecks a month twice a year. nice of them to account for that

I’m law firms I’m pretty sure partners get paid quarterly

maybe that has changed

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Mirthless posted:

Jobs only pay disposable positions this way in my experience :negative:

Seems to be standard in Ohio for some reason :shrug:

Only two of the last 10 years I've lived here haven't been weekly pay.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


yes, Ohio is disposable

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Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

euphronius posted:

I’m law firms I’m pretty sure partners get paid quarterly

maybe that has changed

I think that's the only "fair" way you can do it because equity partner income is based on what you're bringing in. It also makes tax planning a pain in the rear end because your earnings are likely not going to be consistent throughout the year.

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