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Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



VitalSigns posted:

Didn't the dog just say he never had a bank account

Fake edit: yeah that's the stuff
Gotta love the double whammy of that and "my friend did NOT lose all his money due to the bank loving him over - that's a baaaaaaad thing that I'm upset about and expect our readers to be upset about".

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ZZT the Fifth
Dec 6, 2006
I shot the invisible swordsman.

Fister Roboto posted:

Genuinely surprised that Eric Allie was the first one to hit the transphobia angle. Like obviously he's still a shithead but not who I'd suspect. The usual suspects have been pretty quiet on that front and it's making me suspicious.

Stiglich poo poo out a rushed "blame the transgenders" 'cartoon' as soon as the news dropped, so not quite first.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the government’s plan to ban nitrous oxide – Rishi Sunak and the home secretary, Suella Braverman, want to ban laughing gas as part of a package of measures aimed at reducing antisocial behaviour"

Telegraph:

Drax scrambles to secure lifeline for £2bn carbon capture project

Matt:

Households face net zero penalty for sticking with gas

Independent:

Yousaf accuses UK ministers of ‘relegating’ Scottish carbon capture project

Times:

Real-terms drop in King’s income as grant frozen

Evening Standard:

Donald Trump indicted over Stormy Daniels hush money - but what happens next?

Stephen Collins:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

ZZT the Fifth posted:

Stiglich poo poo out a rushed "blame the transgenders" 'cartoon' as soon as the news dropped, so not quite first.

Yeah that one didn't even register with me I guess, probably because it didn't feature the stereotypical bearded linebacker in a dress.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Skios posted:

A.F. Branco




Holy poo poo. Is that a banana instead of a sickle?

Wow

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Fister Roboto posted:

Genuinely surprised that Eric Allie was the first one to hit the transphobia angle. Like obviously he's still a shithead but not who I'd suspect. The usual suspects have been pretty quiet on that front and it's making me suspicious.

Nah, Stiglich or Varvel was the first one mentioning a "trans woman". Neither drew what they were thinking so it's not quite so openly transphobic as the usual stuff, imho. I think they are still trying to figure out what a scary trans man should look like.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

predicto posted:

Holy poo poo. Is that a banana instead of a sickle?

Wow

dril_isis.jpg, but Branco has been using that symbol quite a bit outside of cartoons featuring the AG. It's supposed to represent 'banana republic' - because prosecuting the crimes of the rich and the powerful is what happens in banana republics.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Skios posted:

dril_isis.jpg, but Branco has been using that symbol quite a bit outside of cartoons featuring the AG. It's supposed to represent 'banana republic' - because prosecuting the crimes of the rich and the powerful is what happens in banana republics.

Oh. I thought he was going full on explicit A Wyatt Mann here

I bet he would if he thought he could

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Fister Roboto posted:

Genuinely surprised that Eric Allie was the first one to hit the transphobia angle. Like obviously he's still a shithead but not who I'd suspect. The usual suspects have been pretty quiet on that front and it's making me suspicious.
On Trans Day of Visibility too!

Xander77 posted:

Gotta love the double whammy of that and "my friend did NOT lose all his money due to the bank loving him over - that's a baaaaaaad thing that I'm upset about and expect our readers to be upset about".
Carmen is such a lovely friend. Her best (only??) friend comes to her in relief going "phew, I didn't lose my entire life savings in the bank crash!" and her response is to put on a sad face and say he should have.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Rowe: Technically work safe*, possibly not mind safe, Trump as The People vs Larry Flynt.
https://i.imgur.com/OTbhPX0.jpg
* although putting it as a timg made it look a lot less work safe.

Knight:

Indigenous elder removed from Barack Obama event in Australia for being ‘too difficult’ (Guardian). "Organisers apologise to Wurundjeri elder Aunty Joy Murphy and invite her to give welcome to country for former US president on Thursday".

Moir:

Peter Dutton has been keeping a low profile all week while the Aston by-election is today. Both the Liberal and Labor candidates are women so I don't know who that guy is on the poster.

Broelman:

Mark Latham is the NSW One Nation leader and former federal Labor leader, who made a tweet so homophobic that no-one is defending him. One Nation split as Pauline Hanson condemns 'disgusting' Mark Latham tweet (ABC).

Leak, Son of Leak:


Leunig:

Trapezium Dave fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Mar 31, 2023

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Looks more like it’s raining men :heysexy:

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Kellies nomination: Just factually wrong

Is that a category?

kartikeya
Mar 17, 2009


"Why aren't you financially ruined, Winslow? My tax dollars!" -- a ten year old girl to her best friend.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
lol capitalism sure is a nightmare eh folk! drat you obama!!
i admire gorrell's restraint in waiting until the 8th result on google for "banana"

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
The coyote had more than a quarter of a million in SVB?

Edit: For comparison, the average is around US$40k, and the median is a little over US$5k.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011




Kellies Nomination: gently caress you- Worst "A Thing Happened" cartoon

Randalor fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Apr 4, 2023

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Murdstone posted:

Kellies nomination: Just factually wrong

Is that a category?
You would think someone who knows how to use Google Image search would also know how to google "banana republic" but here we are.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Banana republics were created by the USA. AGC.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

kartikeya posted:

"Why aren't you financially ruined, Winslow? My tax dollars!" -- a ten year old girl to her best friend.
"Why yes, best friend, I do wish you'd lost everything! Because I'm worried about THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Nenonen posted:

101st Airborne aka. "Crying Eagles", what a bunch of crybaby losers!! (No, I have no idea, and I don't want to know.)

There was a fatal helicopter crash during training a couple days ago. I'm shocked Stiglitz would take time out from insulting Larry Kramer or whoever that Philly DA is.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
I understand the shameless partisanship and the side helping of transphobia. I don't get the bird or why it has a heart though.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

wizzardstaff posted:

I understand the shameless partisanship and the side helping of transphobia. I don't get the bird or why it has a heart though.
Can't wait to poop on the statue, as it evidently deserves. As we all know, birds have impeccable tastes and morals and only bad statues get pooped on.

kartikeya
Mar 17, 2009


Vib Rib posted:

"Why yes, best friend, I do wish you'd lost everything! Because I'm worried about THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER"

lol, remember that time Carmen was like "Well yeah he let AIDs run rampant because he wanted it to kill off gay people, but you should look past that."

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Gary McCoy finally pissed me off enough to make a post here again. (Sadly, he hand-letters his cartoons, and I'm too lazy these days to copy-paste his chicken-scratch.)




Fun game: which cartoon did Eric reuse by stapling fedoras with "press" tags to characters who are blatantly cops?

e: While I'm here: We should feel for David Hitch.

Every day, he sits down at his drawing board. He steadies his hand. Today - today will be the day. Today he will draw a cartoon with a plain message and a well-constructed visual metaphor.

He places his pen to the page. Today will be the day. He knows what he wants to say, knows what he wants to draw. This one will be the one, he's sure--

As the faces begin to take horrid, warped shape, he weeps, silently. The compulsion remains. The curse is not broken.

SneezeOfTheDecade fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Apr 1, 2023

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...

wizzardstaff posted:

I understand the shameless partisanship and the side helping of transphobia. I don't get the bird or why it has a heart though.

Common animal misconceptions: ostriches burying their heads, elephants being afraid of mice, birds' love of prostitutes.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


wizzardstaff posted:

I understand the shameless partisanship and the side helping of transphobia. I don't get the bird or why it has a heart though.

It's not transphobic, it's sex-worker shaming, because prostitutes are of low moral fiber and therefore cannot be called 'ladies' by a good Christian like McCoy

It's lovely either way, but I like to be accurate about why it's lovely

Catellite
Apr 29, 2008


If <waves arm expansively> was legalized.

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

Fun game: which cartoon did Eric reuse by stapling fedoras with "press" tags to characters who are blatantly cops?
Couldn't even be arsed to dig up 'reporter' clip art he certainly has.

Adjusted for accuracy:

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

Gary McCoy finally pissed me off enough to make a post here again. (Sadly, he hand-letters his cartoons, and I'm too lazy these days to copy-paste his chicken-scratch.)

Good to have you back with us!

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Clay Bennett




Jeff Danziger




Lisa Benson




Matt Davies




Pedro X. Molina




Lee Judge




Mike Smith




Jimmy Margulies




Ed Gamble




David M. Hitch




Darrin Bell




Randall Enos - Indicating the Indicted




Dave Whamond




Bill Bramhall




Drew Sheneman




Adam Zyglis




Dave Granlund




David Horsey

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

If eggs are too pricey then perhaps you should give chocolate?

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
I'm not good enough to match fonts or anything but I had to, it was the first thing I thought when I saw it.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


It’s wild that they’ve dropped the “mental illness, arm teachers, more guns” talking points for mass shootings and just have started to go “Actually we just need to pray more about mass shootings stopping” and “Well look at these lucky ducks who got to meet Jesus ahead of schedule because they died in a shooting” I think my blood pressure is spiking

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

The final form will be “school shootings are good because the brave patriots responsible are clearing out the insidious groomers. Death to public education.”

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Dr. VooDoo posted:

It’s wild that they’ve dropped the “mental illness, arm teachers, more guns” talking points for mass shootings and just have started to go “Actually we just need to pray more about mass shootings stopping” and “Well look at these lucky ducks who got to meet Jesus ahead of schedule because they died in a shooting” I think my blood pressure is spiking

Don't forget the "side door" talking point

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





After regaining enough blood circulation to his left hand, Horsey carefully starts to draw a political cartoon about a porn star.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Alhazred posted:

After regaining enough blood circulation to his left hand, Horsey carefully starts to draw a political cartoon about a porn star.

I'm willing to let him have this one. Personally I'm waiting for a photo shoot of Stormy Daniels in green skin paint dressed up as the personification of justice.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I'm willing to let him have this one. Personally I'm waiting for a photo shoot of Stormy Daniels in green skin paint dressed up as the personification of justice.

If a porn parody of Law and Order hasn't been made yet, this is the time :doink:

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco



Al Goodwyn





Gary Markstein



Gary Varvel



Tom Stiglich

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Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
I think this one might have slipped under the radar between the school shooting and the indictment, so



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