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brainbuster onto a gigantic railroad spike sticking out of the dirt
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remember that time one guy got tornado tagged so hard he still hasn't posted again
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lol yes
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a career-ending chainprobe
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Patware posted:remember that time one guy got tornado tagged so hard he still hasn't posted again ![]()
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We planted evidence between his rear end cheeks and the FBI hauled him off to San Quentin.
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Patware posted:he still hasn't posted again thank god
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EE was actually Gorgeous George all along
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TheSwizzler posted:EE was actually Gorgeous George all along I love your sig.
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IGgy IGsen posted:I love your sig. Should have let the cat be the face of the operation sooner, he’s just that charismatic
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One time I pedigreed a kid right in the middle of the ring, except the ring was two mattresses pushed together and the kids head went right in between the mattresses and onto the floor. He was pissed off but at least it looked cool.
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No... Elephant Ambush please come back... We didnt mean it...
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ArfJason posted:No... Elephant Ambush please come back... We didnt mean it... you loving killed him man. he's loving dead
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It's wrestling. We all know the risks.
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what'd he do again. make like, dogshit posts or something?
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That DICK! posted:what'd he do again. make like, dogshit posts or something? I don’t remember. He made a bunch of over serious whiny posts about jocks and then came here and made fun of a tragedy in order to try to ruin the thread and all of a sudden the snipers started opening fire on his scrawny nerd rear end.
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That DICK! posted:what'd he do again. make like, dogshit posts or something? Probably tried to convince everyone that noted tiny man Big Show is, in fact, big. ----------------
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edogawa rando posted:Probably tried to convince everyone that noted tiny man Big Show is, in fact, big. I’m being harassed by truthers and the coward mods do nothing ----------------
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I was reminded of the time in winter when I was like 8 or so in school. During recess I was running around and slipped on some ice that was hidden under some snow. Everyone laughed because I was dumb enough to be bested by some ice. I actually slid pretty far until I reached a wooden fence that enclosed a small garden where we planted poo poo in spring to teach us about the importance of vegetables I think. with how slippery it was it was kinda hard to get up and I fell down again a few times. At some point I was just leaning with my back against the fence. This other kid came along and pressed his butt in my face and basically gave me a proper stinkface. There's this story about how Rikishi wouldn't wash his rear end if he didn't like you. That kid clearly didn't like me. I tried to push the kid away. We were on ice, it'd be easy, I thought. But he stood there firmly on the ice grinding his rear end on my face for several seconds while everyone continued laughing at me. When I was let free I simply sat there for a few moments thinking about where I went wrong. That one may not have hurt physically but it left mental scars.
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lmao
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verbal enema posted:lmao
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come back Elephant Ambush we're all good now, come join SAW for twitch wrestling stardom
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Hell yeah that would be so good. Return of the king
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my friend and i once tried to do kurt angle's ankle locks. hurt so damned much lmao
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As kids my brother and I didnt really watch much wrestling, but our younger cousins did. We knew enough to know some signature moves and used to set up their basement like a ring with all the couch cushions and mattresses as padding. My brother did a Razor's Edge on my smallest cousin but his aim was slightly off and he missed the cushions and skipped my cousin across the cement floor like skipping a stone across a pond surface. My cousin took it like a champ but the bruise on his shoulders was nothing to laugh at. Must have hurt like hell. Similarly one of the guys in our friend group was a massive fan and invented his own finisher (The Reverse Darrylplex) and used it on me and nearly tore my ACL. I couldnt walk on it for a week and my knee was the size of a grapefruit.
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Darryl...
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To this day I think the death valley driver is just one of the sickest things It owns
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I wish the atomic drop and crucifix pins were still around
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Anything that messed with my elbow joint sucked. You would have thought my cousin was Chris Jericho for how often he put me in an armbar
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