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Well, buddy, here we go. Bottom of the ninth, bases loaded. Are you gonna step up? Oh, yeah, because it's winning time, you magnificent son of a bitch! You go in there and show them. Make mommy proud of her big boy because he's the best! Just do it. Is it in you? I'm loving it!
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I went to college in Boston. Well not in Boston, but nearby. No, not Tufts.
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Don't listen to him! We fell for his lies 300 years ago. Don't let this slave-owning time-traveler fool us again!
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Mar 31, 2023 01:22
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I'm one of the drunk ones!
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Mar 31, 2023 02:04
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Say, where does a young prostitute get started in this town.
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Mar 31, 2023 02:13
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You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.
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“If I, Harriet…. I don’t like ‘Tubman’. It sounds like a dude. Let’s change it to ‘Tubgirl’.”
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Ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party, 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory.
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Angie's gonna be madder than a bat in a suitcase! Uh oh... that reminds me...  Gordon???????
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LividLiquid posted:Ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party, 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory. I've called this meeting to discuss what happened last night at Kenneth's party. We all went in with certain expectations. The evening took a nasty left turn. Now we must face certain facts in the cold light of day.
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Apr 1, 2023 11:33
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Earlier today, America's credit rating was downgraded to triple fart minus.
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When our founding fathers first set out, time and time again, our nation horizon. Prosperity, dreams, freedom. But the spirit, journey...destiny. Mitt Romney values, Jenna values, I've. met. people. For this generation and generations to come, thank you America.
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Apr 1, 2023 23:06
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I gotta get back in The Bubble
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Apr 2, 2023 02:35
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Gatto Grigio posted:I gotta get back in The Bubble I'm gonna come back in 5 minutes. You try to order off the menu again, I will smack those glasses off your face.
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Apr 2, 2023 02:51
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Imagine a dessert for two, Tahitian vanilla-bean ice-cream in a pool of cognac, drizzled in the world's most expensive chocolate, Amedei Boselliana, covered with shaved white, black and clear truffles, and topped with edible 25-carat gold leaf. Can you imagine anything better?
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Apr 2, 2023 02:59
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When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?
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Apr 2, 2023 03:04
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It's not a product placement, I just like it!
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Apr 2, 2023 03:30
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MokBa posted:Imagine a dessert for two, Tahitian vanilla-bean ice-cream in a pool of cognac, drizzled in the world's most expensive chocolate, Amedei Boselliana, covered with shaved white, black and clear truffles, and topped with edible 25-carat gold leaf. Can you imagine anything better? I don't know. Have you ever put a donut in the microwave?
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Apr 2, 2023 04:05
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Jordan men don't go to college! We go to the School of Hard Knocks. A one-year vocational program where you learn to bang on doors and scare people into subscribing to magazines that they'll never get.
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bentacos posted:Jordan men don't go to college! We go to the School of Hard Knocks. You wouldn't believe this, but that business failed. I blame Obama.
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They called New York the Big Apple. Never seemed that way to me. I used to have dreams. I was an All City running back, and I was going to run out of here to college, to suburbs. Now the only thing I use a football for is as a toilet. Funny thing to happen to a guy named Lucky.
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Apr 2, 2023 04:23
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Now let's just have one last happy dinner together as a family. Your mother exploded.
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MokBa posted:Imagine a dessert for two, Tahitian vanilla-bean ice-cream in a pool of cognac, drizzled in the world's most expensive chocolate, Amedei Boselliana, covered with shaved white, black and clear truffles, and topped with edible 25-carat gold leaf. Can you imagine anything better? swickles posted:I don't know. Have you ever put a donut in the microwave?
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Apr 2, 2023 20:41
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"Irish pride! Go Celtics! Celtics suck! Go Knicks!"
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I will be wearing head-to-toe orange, in honor of protestant William of Orange, inventor of the Orange, according to Yahoo! Answers.
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This time of year? Ludachristmas? Nude Year's Eve? Martin Luther King day? All you do is drink!
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Ham!
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Apr 3, 2023 23:46
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Hey nerds! Guess who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi!
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Apr 5, 2023 16:59
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NVTrainee posted:Hey nerds! Guess who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi! NVTrainee... what's the German for buy and sell?
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"I'm going to kill that man!" *chuckles* "You just described my morning."
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I like to thank my creative team for coming in such short notice. Also, sorry I'm four hours late.
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Apr 13, 2023 08:59
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WaffleZombie posted:I'm not gonna stop you, but three of the four are from just one scene: 3 of the funniest minutes of this show. Alec Baldwin is one loving funny guy, killer or no. Speaking of which, "I didn’t get a bathroom door that looks like a wall by not being good at business." (Another great episode - Jack negotiating against himself for Lemon's contract...or was this Jack doing Dealbreakers?) Also, the HD gag: https://youtu.be/zoXfQupV5n8
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"When you were watching me after my oral surgery, did I put a toaster waffle into my DVD player?" "You did. You watched it for about an hour, said Nicole Kidman should get an Oscar for it, then you turned it off."
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"Miss Lemon, how did the dentist's office go? Did you meet Wesley?" "I did meet him. We even went out for coffee." "And?" "And it was a disaster. We were so awkward that the waitress gave us separate checks without asking. And a priest came over and asked us who we'd lost."
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Davros1 posted:"Miss Lemon, how did the dentist's office go? Did you meet Wesley?" Fine. It's your loss. There's only one Wesley Snipes in this world.
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Apr 18, 2023 08:59
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Slamhound posted:Fine. It's your loss. There's only one Wesley Snipes in this world. You know there isn't!
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I do not want to disappoint my Japanese public, especially Godzilla. HAHAHAHA! Just kidding. I know he doesn't care what humans do.
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Ladies and gentlemen, there's been an underwater nuclear explosion. A beast has been awakened. It approaches with fearsome steps. Boom! Boom! Boom! Are we paying the price for our hubris of science? Witness the primeval might that is Godzila with one "l" for trademark reasons.
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