[Biosphere Collapse] 420 days of blazin' it

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Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

The Oldest Man posted:

He hosed that mushroom

last of us part 3

# ? Mar 31, 2023 20:06

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# ? May 23, 2024 08:31

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

But you gently caress one mushroom!

# ? Mar 31, 2023 23:18

Unless: Jul 24, 2005; I art

# ? Apr 1, 2023 01:15

A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003; by vyelkin

Oh you love karl marx then i guess you love the stock market

# ? Apr 1, 2023 01:17

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

RIP to a poster

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1641942281933520897?t=2BSCcIbxv05xYWjy4MhEIA&s=19

# ? Apr 1, 2023 01:34

robot roll call: Mar 7, 2006; dance dance dance dance dance to the radio

bag em and tag em posted:

https://twitter.com/yupthtexists/status/1641102217884098561?t=_Sox2u2g-HWUIrDQwRPv9g&s=19

Doomers proven wrong again. Trees 2 just released.

# ? Apr 1, 2023 01:36

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

Mayor Dave posted:

RIP to a poster

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1641942281933520897?t=2BSCcIbxv05xYWjy4MhEIA&s=19

dude got mind controlled by a computer program wrote in 1964

# ? Apr 1, 2023 01:38

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

dr sbaitso can't keep getting away with this!

# ? Apr 1, 2023 01:41

Samuel Glompers: Nov 26, 2020

Owlbear Camus posted:

dr sbaitso can't keep getting away with this!

Lmao

# ? Apr 1, 2023 01:51

Koirhor: Jan 14, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Mayor Dave posted:

RIP to a poster

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1641942281933520897?t=2BSCcIbxv05xYWjy4MhEIA&s=19

Canada looking into this

# ? Apr 1, 2023 02:48

Hubbert: Mar 25, 2007; At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Koirhor posted:

Canada looking into this

Can't spell MAID without AI!

# ? Apr 1, 2023 02:50

Just a Moron: Nov 11, 2021

durrneez posted:

Mycologist becomes first person in the world to contract a plant fungal disease

Well I'm not a mycologist so I should be fine

# ? Apr 1, 2023 03:28

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

Mayor Dave posted:

RIP to a poster

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1641942281933520897?t=2BSCcIbxv05xYWjy4MhEIA&s=19

if only he had been posting in this thread instead, where killing yourself is against the rules.

# ? Apr 1, 2023 04:43

Oglethorpe: Aug 8, 2005

do you think the indian dude spread the fungus spores to other people

# ? Apr 1, 2023 04:50

Hexigrammus: May 22, 2006; Cheech Wizard stories are clean, wholesome, reflective truths that go great with the marijuana munchies and a blow job.

durrneez posted:

Mycologist becomes first person in the world to contract a plant fungal disease

So, a silver-hair contacting silver leaf disease. Shouldn't have left his sapwood exposed.

# ? Apr 1, 2023 04:51

BRJurgis: Aug 15, 2007; Well I hear the thunder roll, I feel the cold winds blowing...
But you won't find me there, 'cause I won't go back again...
While you're on smoky roads, I'll be out in the sun...
Where the trees still grow, where they count by one...

Killing yourself to save the environment is a poor use of resources considering what it took to grow you.

# ? Apr 1, 2023 04:54

Hubbert: Mar 25, 2007; At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

BRJurgis posted:

Killing yourself to save the environment is a poor use of resources considering what it took to grow you.

never seen someone make an emergy argument before

# ? Apr 1, 2023 06:42

Just a Moron: Nov 11, 2021

BRJurgis posted:

Killing yourself to save the environment is a poor use of resources considering what it took to grow you.

Sunk cost fallacy

# ? Apr 1, 2023 06:52

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

Mayor Dave posted:

RIP to a poster

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1641942281933520897?t=2BSCcIbxv05xYWjy4MhEIA&s=19

I had an Eliza chat bot on my bbs in the 90s, the only person it ever fooled was some drunk girl who wanted to party with the bot.

# ? Apr 1, 2023 07:05

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

Mayor Dave posted:

RIP to a poster

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1641942281933520897?t=2BSCcIbxv05xYWjy4MhEIA&s=19

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1641947259075022851

# ? Apr 1, 2023 11:03

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

okay who is this person?

# ? Apr 1, 2023 11:14

0 rows returned: Apr 9, 2007

shoe is a grifter

# ? Apr 1, 2023 11:19

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

is that that boxxy lady?

# ? Apr 1, 2023 11:51

Puppy Burner: Sep 9, 2011

toggle posted:

is that that boxxy lady?

No, just a clone

# ? Apr 1, 2023 12:13

Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/apr/01/slipping-through-our-fingers-new-zealand-scientists-distraught-at-scale-of-glacier-loss

Seems fine

E) posted wrong link

Radical 90s Wizard has issued a correction as of 12:40 on Apr 1, 2023

# ? Apr 1, 2023 12:36

im_sorry: Jan 15, 2006; (9999); Ultra Carp

Hubbert posted:

Can't spell MAID without AI!

# ? Apr 1, 2023 20:31

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

CODChimera posted:

okay who is this person?

Italian

# ? Apr 1, 2023 20:54

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

CODChimera posted:

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1641947259075022851

She�s correct. Not having a child won�t stop climate change. It will however, prevent a child from having to go through the climate collapse.

# ? Apr 2, 2023 06:26

Parity warning: Nov 1, 2009; 3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Owlbear Camus posted:

dr sbaitso can't keep getting away with this!

quoting this cuz my name obligates it

# ? Apr 2, 2023 06:51

Parity warning: Nov 1, 2009; 3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

my man sbaits getting a patient to kill them self's could be so far as a PARITY ERR

Parity warning has issued a correction as of 06:55 on Apr 2, 2023

# ? Apr 2, 2023 06:52

Mola Yam: Jun 18, 2004; Kali Ma Shakti de!

_{hey. kid. over here.

wanna see a tree cum}

https://twitter.com/Ecology_Aus/status/1640969204764639233

# ? Apr 3, 2023 02:22

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

https://twitter.com/BenFranta/status/1642577239832182784?t=grTyYOwqmjW8x5yi2JvYqg&s=19

Rest of the thread is really interesting too

# ? Apr 3, 2023 02:28

Hockenheim: Oct 20, 2022; by VG

Mayor Dave posted:

https://twitter.com/BenFranta/status/1642577239832182784?t=grTyYOwqmjW8x5yi2JvYqg&s=19

Rest of the thread is really interesting too

From the full report

# ? Apr 3, 2023 04:52

Erghh: Sep 24, 2007; "Let him speak!"

alot going on here https://www.nbcnews.com/science/environment/long-dormant-lake-reappeared-california-bringing-havoc-rcna75942

quote:

In the farming communities that dot the historic lake bed, accusations of sabotaged levees, frantic efforts to patch breached banks and feuds � common occurrences during flood fights in the area � have started already, said Matt Hurley, a former water manager for several water districts in the Tulare Basin.

In the nearby town of Allensworth last month, a dispute over a culvert caused anxiety and friction with the railroad that sends trains through town. Residents worked into the night to plug a culvert � a drain under Highway 43 � with plywood and sandbags in a desperate effort to keep floodwater out of town.

But later that night, workers with the Burlington Northern Santa Fe railroad unblocked the pipe, which left some Allensworth residents fuming as water flowed closer.

# ? Apr 3, 2023 15:16

MightyBigMinus: Jan 26, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA2yVP3ilCM

i thought this was funny cuz its like the boring pre-quel to what eventually becomes a water knife

# ? Apr 3, 2023 15:34

Hexigrammus: May 22, 2006; Cheech Wizard stories are clean, wholesome, reflective truths that go great with the marijuana munchies and a blow job.

Didn't expect warring local clans so early in the waterwars. Should have paid more attention to Cadillac Desert.

otoh I am wondering if I can get away with flooding my neighbour's lower property a bit with a few strategically placed little dikes to help recharge the surface aquifier. If I suddenly go dark during an atmospheric river the answer is no.

# ? Apr 3, 2023 15:37

two-time fee: Jan 13, 2022

Bob Ross Nuke Test posted:

https://twitter.com/ProfMattEngland/status/1641096918502895618

Thread buries the lede, one of those rare events where every tweet hits and is worth reading. Since this is business as usual, if emissions continue to increase this will be sooner than 2050.

Notes in another reply the AMOC will only see perhaps a 20% decline by mid century, under the same run.

two-time fee posted:

tut. tut.

The IPCC stated just ~~last year~~ recently they have [Medium] confidence the AMOC will not suffer catastrophic collapse this century. Might slow down a bit though. Sure it is fine. There, now don't you feel better after some Science ?

Anyway I like it better cold than warm in Europe, so bring it on.

I see no fault with the IPCC's choices of phrasing in light of this mild non-news. Pack it up, Domers.

We still on [Medium] confidence it won't be that bad (this century).

# ? Apr 3, 2023 16:49