Rigatoni on the scene, splatin saucin, drippin cheese | |
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151 Dwarves Thread posted:Dopey Lucky compiled this list but then realized there were 13 remaining dwarves unaccounted for. He had his name legally changed to Unlucky later that day.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:08 |
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well i can tell you we're missing nutti and butti
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:19 |
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You should get our data analyst to take a look at this information. Where's numpy?
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:34 |
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Brony: Step up to the cup, 't'ain't no disgrace... |
# ? Mar 30, 2023 23:00 |
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Oddly enough, Dwarf 2.0 was one of the originals |
# ? Mar 30, 2023 23:07 |
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Stay away from Notsy. It's not because of that weird little toothbrush mustache, or that stupid combover hair. If you get anywhere near him, he's start talking about how the goblins secretly rule the world even though we're so genetically superior to them, and then he'll start trying to give you a copy of his stupid book, "Mein Dwarf". If he starts talking to you, just smile and nod and back away.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 23:16 |
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Bacon Taco posted:Stay away from Notsy. It's not because of that weird little toothbrush mustache, or that stupid combover hair. If you get anywhere near him, he's start talking about how the goblins secretly rule the world even though we're so genetically superior to them, and then he'll start trying to give you a copy of his stupid book, "Mein Dwarf". If he starts talking to you, just smile and nod and back away. mine kampf |
# ? Mar 30, 2023 23:42 |
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Nosfereefer posted:mine kampf |
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Nosfereefer posted:mine kampf heil ho |
# ? Mar 31, 2023 01:27 |
I found Illuminaty after I went surfing and then flexed a bunch near this old truck on the docks, he was hiding under there. He used his connections to remove all records of the worst dwarf | |
# ? Mar 31, 2023 02:05 |
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Nosfereefer posted:mine kampf it was right there! |
# ? Mar 31, 2023 19:36 |
Nutti, Butti, Numpy, Brony, Dwarf 2.0, Notsy and Illuminaty, got it. That leaves... six! And since you already counted Dopey...
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# ? Mar 31, 2023 19:58 |
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google THIS posted:heil ho
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# ? Mar 31, 2023 20:02 |
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Tony Hawk
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# ? Mar 31, 2023 20:07 |
Technically is a dwarf but if you ask him, he'd say he is mostly empty space and that his sense of self is an elaborate brain illusion that neither you nor he can verify is real. | |
# ? Apr 1, 2023 04:05 |
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Khanstant posted:Technically is a dwarf but if you ask him, he'd say he is mostly empty space and that his sense of self is an elaborate brain illusion that neither you nor he can verify is real. and then there's
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# ? Apr 1, 2023 04:26 |
Finally is not least, or ever on time-- always early, in an annoying way. | |
# ? Apr 1, 2023 06:18 |
Khanstant posted:Finally is not least, or ever on time-- always early, in an annoying way. As opposed to Firsty who would somehow sleep through their own funeral. That's 150, who are we missing????
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# ? Apr 1, 2023 14:22 |
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Bigs. Guy's tiny.
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# ? Apr 1, 2023 14:44 |
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backup dwarf: Slam Duncan. he's 7' tall
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# ? Apr 1, 2023 14:50 |
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The last dwarf is called Culottes |
# ? Apr 1, 2023 14:52 |
hot drat im glad we finally found the bastards | |
# ? Apr 1, 2023 16:45 |
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miningno |
# ? Apr 1, 2023 16:58 |
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# ? Apr 1, 2023 17:03 |
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# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:09 |
Well done, Dwarf friends. Whistle a tune as you light your pipe, on a pile of dead lower-case g's! of the hundred and fifty one, ho ho, the hundred and fifty one please! Of Dopey and Peaky and Lumpey and Kevin And Flatulantradon Of Naily and Goey and Jerky and Stumpy And Knad and Yttrium Of Mauvey and Moovie and Tibby and Tobby And Titty and Mr Knocko Of Orangey and lovely and Soupy and Goatsy And Blastwice, and old Bilbo And Tally and Crummy and Globby and Pukey And "Fast Fingers" Freddy and Hollywood And Mr. Mine, Plague Doc, Gassy and Flamey And the dwarf you can't tell (they're too good!) And Biggy and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally and Smally And so on and so forth (and Smally) And Fucko and Poopi and Poopo and Pipi And Wonky and Trotsky and Fucky And that Australian dwarf that I shall not name And Sassy and Spidey and Lucky And Smoko and Namey and Tommy Knocker And Sammy, Incelly, and Entsy And Pussyfooty and Slam Duncan And Army and Bigs and Wentsy And Reginald, Hidey, Boney and Clammy And Porky and Rotblight and Gimli Teryaki and Molly and Iffy and Sumi Bonery, Metaphorey and Similey Leonardo Da Winky and Hiney and Barfy And Whoopsy and Bussy and Talky Tragedy, Delivery, History, Nosey and Penny and Slumpy and Floppy And Frenchy and Lolly and, poo poo, rear end, and Slappy And gently caress, Fucky Jr Other Fucky, DJ Dwarf, Brick and Booky, and Naughty, and Knotty And Gnawty and Jerry and Plucky And Clippy, Mauricey, Floccinaucinihilipilificator and Hurty and Mrs. Floccinaucinihilipilificator And Singy and Turkey and MoriArty Papa Gnome Slumpy Hurdy, and Noisy Guacamoly and Industry, Chi Chi, Rigatoni Cardi, Cardi B, Edamame, and Boise Sanitary and Nutty and Butti and Numpy And Brony, and Dwarf 2.0 Notsy, Illuminaty, Tony Hawk and Finally Technically, Firsty, Culottes and Ho What a hard tune to whistle, a dwarf might say as he zips along on his skis of the hundred and fifty one, ho ho, the hundred and fifty one please!
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# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:16 |
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# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:25 |
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Miningno crashed my computer and spawned a slab of dolomite in my living room that cannot be moved |
# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:29 |
unauthorized dwarves pouring in from the East, i don't know how we're going to house them all but Refugy says we are only as good as how we treat those of us most in need | |
# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:53 |
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dwarfmine this thread
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# ? Apr 1, 2023 20:27 |
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Well done, Dwarf friends.
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# ? Apr 1, 2023 20:28 |
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Dr. Honked posted:dwarfmine this thread |
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# ? May 8, 2024 05:51 |
BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Well done, Dwarf friends. hahaha just got to reading this, perfect |
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