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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Shooting Blanks posted:

Goddamn, where is this?

Miami in about a decade

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Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat

Atlantis 2, Climate Boogaloo

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/ZUvidgd.mp4

Admiral Joeslop fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Mar 31, 2023

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




forbidden mayonnaise

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Mmmm, free guac

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

I don't even have a reference frame for how long that would run for. 2 miles? 20? 200?

200, but the last 190 are making increasingly distressing screeching noises? The mind boggles.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



ONe thing this thread has taught me is that if you see someone pushing a wheelbarrow up a ramp, you're in for a good time.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/CatTikToks/status/1641938130206076928

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

:perfect:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1641919164901097473?t=ooWAqfXeoUsGFKmI_yo6zw&s=19

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Thank God It's Fryday

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Wingnut Ninja posted:

I don't even have a reference frame for how long that would run for. 2 miles? 20? 200?

200, but the last 190 are making increasingly distressing screeching noises? The mind boggles.

If that much liquid was added, I'd imagine even a few seconds of running is enough to put it in "rebuild the entire engine to get rid of contamination" territory, and I'd expect irreparable damage within minutes

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004




Sentient Data posted:

If that much liquid was added, I'd imagine even a few seconds of running is enough to put it in "rebuild the entire engine to get rid of contamination" territory, and I'd expect irreparable damage within minutes

Thought you were responding to that tweet at first, and it still mostly made sense.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

https://twitter.com/krassenstein/status/1641989138084765697

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Can't dock there mate.

deoju fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Apr 1, 2023

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø

gently caress

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

That was 2019. It took ~2 years to rebuild the bridge-keepers cabin.
It happened again January '23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFqBEs7UQAg

This one was able to steer away from the bridge when computer controls locked the engine speed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAmZ_HbVvzM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYuSC-IpeS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyEvHOBHnHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnd7RpMmF0s

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

Preoptopus posted:

gently caress

One dead, 28 injured. Sounds like a storm just tore through the place.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



MisterOblivious posted:

That was 2019. It took ~2 years to rebuild the bridge-keepers cabin.
It happened again January '23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFqBEs7UQAg

This one was able to steer away from the bridge when computer controls locked the engine speed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAmZ_HbVvzM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYuSC-IpeS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyEvHOBHnHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnd7RpMmF0s

Why did that take 2 years to rebuild? Tied up with the yacht owner's insurance or something?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Remake of Birds looking pretty dangerous

https://i.imgur.com/7MZdLEO.mp4

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Squirrels for the Squirrel Throne

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
More nice scary signs:









DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
I’d never heard of a Manchineel before, manzanilla de la muerte is great.

wikipedia posted:

The name "manchineel" (sometimes spelled "manchioneel" or "manchineal"), as well as the specific epithet mancinella, are from Spanish manzanilla ("little apple"), from the superficial resemblance of its fruit and leaves to those of an apple tree. It is also called beach apple.

A present-day Spanish name is manzanilla de la muerte, "little apple of death". This refers to the fact that manchineel is one of the most toxic trees in the world: the tree has milky-white sap which contains numerous toxins and can cause blistering. The sap is present in every part of the tree – bark, leaves, and fruit.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Machineel are bad, but I’ll take them over the gympie gympie any day.

I have to give dishonorable mention to the tangena of Madagascar, which has surely killed more humans than any other tree species.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

mobby_6kl posted:

Remake of Birds looking pretty dangerous

https://i.imgur.com/7MZdLEO.mp4

“Squirrels Ripped My Flesh”

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



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mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

mobby_6kl posted:

Remake of Birds looking pretty dangerous

https://i.imgur.com/7MZdLEO.mp4

Oh what the gently caress.

About 20 years ago, I had killed two squirrels and had them attached to my belt. I was wearing shorts and as I was exiting the forest one of the squirrels came undone from my belt and fell. As he was falling, a claw caught my bear leg and ripped all the way down my lower thigh and calf to the ankle. I still have a small scar from it. No way I'd let that many squirrels move like that on me. Hope she got paid well!

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I have to imagine hollywood squirrels get their nails did before a shoot.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

zedprime posted:

I have to imagine hollywood squirrels get their nails did before a shoot.

But they use them to climb. In any case, no thanks and gently caress that.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Maybe they give them all tiny little mittens?

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
This poisonous tree talk has me all nostalgic about being stung by nettles regularly as a child growing up rurally. Hell even occasionally as an adult it will still happen and I just get itchy stingy memories.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I grabbed a fistful of stinging nettles once as a kid because I thought it sounded fake as hell that a plant could sting you

I sure did learn

Duck
Dec 9, 2000

Prepare for the end.

mycomancy posted:

Oh what the gently caress.

About 20 years ago, I had killed two squirrels and had them attached to my belt.

Which was the style at the time…

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

I grasped a nettle because I read a kid's book that had a guy explaining the phrase to his grandkid. He didn't explain "don't touch the leaves", so I just grabbed it. That book was not well written.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Freudian posted:

I grasped a nettle because I read a kid's book that had a guy explaining the phrase to his grandkid. He didn't explain "don't touch the leaves", so I just grabbed it. That book was not well written.

I read something similar about a grandmother telling her grandchild to grasp the nettle firmly. It also did not mention "don't touch the leaves"

Beef
Jul 26, 2004
You can eat the nettle leave if you do it the right way. My dad does it, but I'm too much of a coward.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
no animals were harmed

animals did the harm

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe
I had paintball match where the fort we were supposed to attack was surrounded by nettles. Crawling through the underbrush on the approach was spicy.

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk
My family has made nettle soup for as long as I can remember.

When I was a little kid I knew for a fact that once the the nettles had been in a bowl of water, they no longer stung you.

When I tried to demonstrate this to a bunch of understandably skeptical kids, I learned that there was a few more steps involved in the process.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Beef posted:

You can eat the nettle leave if you do it the right way. My dad does it, but I'm too much of a coward.

Yeah, there's a food youtuber I watch sometimes who does occasional foraging videos, and he'll use boiled nettles pretty frequently. I always think, nope, not touching that unless I'm literally foraging for survival.

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