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HARDEST kong to ESCAPE from This poll is closed. |
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| Donkey Kong |
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8 | 4.88% |
| Diddy Kong |
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3 | 1.83% |
| Dixie Kong |
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8 | 4.88% |
| Funky Kong |
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49 | 29.88% |
| Chunky Kong |
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8 | 4.88% |
| Bluster Kong |
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5 | 3.05% |
| Lanky Kong (demanded by Cheetah) |
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53 | 32.32% |
| Max Castillo |
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6 | 3.66% |
| Billy Mitchell |
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18 | 10.98% |
| Steve Wiebe |
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6 | 3.66% |
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fridge corn posted:Idk I think I'd rather the horny dad jerking off to anime than the horny dad fukcing his secretary forcing you to fly home from Japan cuz all of a sudden that money that was supposed to pay for your tuition fees got hoovered up by divorce lawyers please stop talking about horny dads
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Apr 1, 2023 16:50
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Post April Fools videos, rather than Horny Dads, ITT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAemzjFt5ps
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Apr 1, 2023 16:52
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The Black Stones posted:I might have missed it but the list of games releasing this month is missing Grim Grimoire Once More. Comes out April 4th. ah yeah, 7g's post was from the steam thread so it wouldnt have anything not being released on PC atm but i'll cook something up for that rn thx for reminding me
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Apr 1, 2023 16:53
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yea the only non-Steam game I could remember at the time was Advance Wars
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Apr 1, 2023 16:55
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I'm enjoying Vampire Survivors on my phone. Haven't seen any vampires yet but I found Bayonetta and lots of fake puzzle game ads.
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Apr 1, 2023 16:56
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Gripweed posted:please stop talking about horny dads Epic snipe
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Apr 1, 2023 16:59
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Got the resident evil 4 remake and got far enough to see that they kept the bingo line so this is all very good
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Apr 1, 2023 17:02
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Out of curiosity, is the Ada side story from the original RE4 still present in the remake?
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Apr 1, 2023 17:08
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It’s April 1st, the horniest day of the year. Let us talk about horny dads
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Apr 1, 2023 17:08
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:I'm going to destroy the next person who talks about jerking off in this thread wanky kong
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Apr 1, 2023 17:10
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Larryb posted:Out of curiosity, is the Ada side story from the original RE4 still present in the remake? not currently but they definitely make a reference to it and people are speculating it will be added as dlc, though this has not been officially announced beyond the free mercs update as far as i know
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Apr 1, 2023 17:11
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also if anyone else has any upcoming releases for the month that are not covered by 7g's post, lemme know and ill get em added
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Apr 1, 2023 17:13
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haha what posted:not currently but they definitely make a reference to it and people are speculating it will be added as dlc, though this has not been officially announced beyond the free mercs update as far as i know I think the DLC speculation is from seeing references to it in datamined files.
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Apr 1, 2023 17:20
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Relax Or DIE posted:wanky kong lol but also, 
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Apr 1, 2023 17:21
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fridge corn posted:Idk I think I'd rather the horny dad jerking off to anime than the horny dad fukcing his secretary forcing you to fly home from Japan cuz all of a sudden that money that was supposed to pay for your tuition fees got hoovered up by divorce lawyers what the gently caress my dad likes to collect action figures like xmen and jay and silent bob he found out some figures he owns like vash and wolffwood and speed racer are from anime and he just wants to know about what the cool nier automata and dead or alive are and i'm grateful to everyone who gave me real answers and not just doing whatever this ^^^^^^^^^^ is
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Apr 1, 2023 17:22
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Rarity posted:That's not what my spreadsheet says hosed up when the Excel formula gets corrupted like that.
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Apr 1, 2023 17:23
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Don't melt down over having a horny dad. We are all horny all the time too
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Apr 1, 2023 17:25
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If your dad wasn't horny at one point, you wouldn't be here right now.
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Apr 1, 2023 17:28
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Please this is the monkey thread
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Apr 1, 2023 17:29
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:Don't melt down over having a horny dad. We are all horny all the time too I would be pretty weirded out too if randos talked about my dad jerking off
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Apr 1, 2023 17:34
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Man this April Fools joke of making the thread suck is pretty convincing
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Apr 1, 2023 17:37
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haha what posted:please make me ik of ape escapril immediately, thank you
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Apr 1, 2023 17:38
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Infinitum posted:Man this April Fools joke of making the thread suck is pretty convincing We work hard here
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Apr 1, 2023 17:52
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The Moons of Darsalon trailer makes it look really dope https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P49M0cVEkjw Earthworm Jim x Lemmings vibes Love the retro modulated voice for LASOR GUN
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Apr 1, 2023 17:56
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People making jokes... Jesus Christ what has this thread come to
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Apr 1, 2023 17:57
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Khanstant posted:People making jokes... Jesus Christ what has this thread come to You sound suspiciously like some kind of horny dad...
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Apr 1, 2023 17:58
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Twenty years ago goons were weird about Microwave's mum and now they're weird about KCB's dad. Progress! We apparently don't have a crying pride flag emote. Seems like an oversight.
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Apr 1, 2023 17:59
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Electric Phantasm posted:I would be pretty weirded out too if randos talked about my dad jerking off ok but if your dad was like "I just saw this anime robot statue with her underwear exposed, any idea where I can find some more pictures or videos of her?" you should be talking to your therapist not your gaming forum
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Apr 1, 2023 18:06
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Adam Bowen posted:ok but if your dad was like "I just saw this anime robot statue with her underwear exposed, any idea where I can find some more pictures or videos of her?" you should be talking to your therapist not your gaming forum That would suck if that actually happened
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Apr 1, 2023 18:11
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got a 3 month gamepass code from a good friend yesterday, so i think im gonna download pentiment which ive been meaning to play but 300 hours of elden ring got in the way of
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Apr 1, 2023 18:19
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also goty metroid prime remaster which is 🔥🔥🔥
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Apr 1, 2023 18:21
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Electric Phantasm posted:I haven't played it yet, but Knuckles appears to have his cowboy hat from the OVA and that makes it automatically good. 
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Apr 1, 2023 18:27
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Personally, I’ve never even HEARD of horniness, and these posts made my monocle fly off into my brandy glass
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Apr 1, 2023 18:40
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I'm holding out for the horniness remake
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Apr 1, 2023 18:43
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Sonic? I remember Sonic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIqDM0ubn5E
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Apr 1, 2023 18:44
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Man Happy Hardcore really was a sound wasn't it
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Apr 1, 2023 18:52
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Can a remaster truly be goty?
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Apr 1, 2023 18:55
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no, never
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Apr 1, 2023 18:56
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the game so nice it wins goty twice
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I haven’t used gamepass for 6 months logged in the other day and was like… oh wow a large chunk of hhe games I was mid playthrough of I don’t “own” anymore. Really made the whole rotating nature of it a lot more obvious to me and kinda soured me a bit on it, especially with how I take months to finish stuff these days and jump around a lot
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