[TRUMP] RIP Jimbee, off to the great climbing tree in the sky

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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated? This poll is closed.
desantis	128	29.91%
rubio	33	7.71%
haley	57	13.32%
goku	210	49.07%
Total:	358 votes

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Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

We were very funny in the 90s

Especially right after ace Ventura came out

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:52

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# ? May 31, 2024 23:31

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

trump

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:54

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

anyone know the trump picture on JFK JR's shirt?

https://twitter.com/qanonanonymous/status/1642179468893769734

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:55

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

trump, trumo, turmp, tromp, trup, tormp, trmup, trupm, pmurt, turp, torp, turmo, tmurp, turpm, trmpu, trop, trpmu, tmrup, trpum, tumrp, rtump, tumpr, trupo, trmop, truop, trmpo, tmrpu, prumt, tropm, rumpt, tpmru, tmorp, torpm, tomrp, tprum, tmpru, tuprm, troup, tprmu, truom, tmupr, turpo, tpurm, torpo, rtupm, purmt, tupr, tpmur, tmpur, ptrum, trmuo, triop, tumro, purt, tromu, tompr, pmrut, utrmp, tupmr, tmrop, pmutr, rutmp, murpt, trpmo, mptru, toprm, trpo, tpumr, urmpt, umptr, rtomp, torup, turop, rptu, trpom, prut, tmuro, rptum, mpurt, tmopr, rtup, tpur, rtumo, troum, tourp, trpu, prmut, prutm, umtpr, rtmpu, tprom, tmrpo, mrutp, utmrp, rmupt, tropo, mtrup, tporm, ptmru, tormu, omurt, prtum, mturp, rpumt, purtm, umtrp, ptru, urtmp, rumtp, rupt, tripo

edit: toop

Fuck You And Diebold has issued a correction as of 18:59 on Apr 1, 2023

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:55

sinnesloeschen: Jun 4, 2011; fiiiiiiinnnne

it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that james dean and jimmy dean the sausage guy were two different, discrete individuals

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:55

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

sinnesloeschen posted:

it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that james dean and jimmy dean the sausage guy were two different, discrete individuals

we all make mistakes

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:56

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

sinnesloeschen posted:

it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that james dean and jimmy dean the sausage guy were two different, discrete individuals

James Deen and Jimmy Dean are the same guy. Common mistake.

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:56

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Wish this was me

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:56

Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

I've never actually seen a jimmy dean movie

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:57

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

trump, trumo, turmp, tromp, trup, tormp, trmup, trupm, pmurt, turp, torp, turmo, tmurp, turpm, trmpu, trop, trpmu, tmrup, trpum, tumrp, rtump, tumpr, trupo, trmop, truop, trmpo, tmrpu, prumt, tropm, rumpt, tpmru, tmorp, torpm, tomrp, tprum, tmpru, tuprm, troup, tprmu, truom, tmupr, turpo, tpurm, torpo, rtupm, purmt, tupr, tpmur, tmpur, ptrum, trmuo, triop, tumro, purt, tromu, tompr, pmrut, utrmp, tupmr, tmrop, pmutr, rutmp, murpt, trpmo, mptru, toprm, trpo, tpumr, urmpt, umptr, rtomp, torup, turop, rptu, trpom, prut, tmuro, rptum, mpurt, tmopr, rtup, tpur, rtumo, troum, tourp, trpu, prmut, prutm, umtpr, rtmpu, tprom, tmrpo, mrutp, utmrp, rmupt, tropo, mtrup, tporm, ptmru, tormu, omurt, prtum, mturp, rpumt, purtm, umtrp, ptru, urtmp, rumtp, rupt, tripo

ths mf forgot toop

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:57

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

AxGrap posted:

Wish this was me

a.lo?

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:57

Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

I want some Jamey dean's sausage

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:58

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

Crazypoops posted:

I've never actually seen a jimmy dean movie

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:58

Stinky Wizzleteats: Nov 26, 2015; You must pay the price for this post.

petit choux posted:

And to make matters worse you have a Monster energy drink logo on your breasts.

which is rendered even more absurd by the fact that I drink and stan red bull

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:58

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

Say.. Are Jim beam and jimmy dean different people?!

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:58

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

Buddykins posted:

doesnt feel like a saturday. feels like hell.

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:58

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Crazypoops posted:

I want some Jamey dean's sausage

jammy deens warren buffet

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:58

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Crazypoops posted:

I want some Jamey dean's sausage

"

-Daddy, Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:58

sinnesloeschen: Jun 4, 2011; fiiiiiiinnnne

PostNouveau posted:

James Deen and Jimmy Dean are the same guy. Common mistake.

i mean they both give the meats pisses me off that james deen is a loving rapist because got dang

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:59

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

neutral milf hotel posted:

anyone know the trump picture on JFK JR's shirt?

https://twitter.com/qanonanonymous/status/1642179468893769734

He�s really let himself go

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:59

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

neutral milf hotel posted:

anyone know the trump picture on JFK JR's shirt?

https://twitter.com/qanonanonymous/status/1642179468893769734

lmao they actually have a guy pretending to be him? Absolute cult poo poo.

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:59

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Mayor Dave posted:

ths mf forgot toop

look closer its there

# ? Apr 1, 2023 18:59

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

trump, trumo, turmp, tromp, trup, tormp, trmup, trupm, pmurt, turp, torp, turmo, tmurp, turpm, trmpu, trop, trpmu, tmrup, trpum, tumrp, rtump, tumpr, trupo, trmop, truop, trmpo, tmrpu, prumt, tropm, rumpt, tpmru, tmorp, torpm, tomrp, tprum, tmpru, tuprm, troup, tprmu, truom, tmupr, turpo, tpurm, torpo, rtupm, purmt, tupr, tpmur, tmpur, ptrum, trmuo, triop, tumro, purt, tromu, tompr, pmrut, utrmp, tupmr, tmrop, pmutr, rutmp, murpt, trpmo, mptru, toprm, trpo, tpumr, urmpt, umptr, rtomp, torup, turop, rptu, trpom, prut, tmuro, rptum, mpurt, tmopr, rtup, tpur, rtumo, troum, tourp, trpu, prmut, prutm, umtpr, rtmpu, tprom, tmrpo, mrutp, utmrp, rmupt, tropo, mtrup, tporm, ptmru, tormu, omurt, prtum, mturp, rpumt, purtm, umtrp, ptru, urtmp, rumtp, rupt, tripo

code:


function generateMisspelling() {
  const word = "trump";
  const misspellingRegex = /^t(r|u|o|p|m){2,7}$/;
  let misspelling = word;

  while (misspelling === word) {
    misspelling = word.replace(misspellingRegex, (match) => {
      const letters = match.split("");
      const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * letters.length);
      const randomLetter = letters[randomIndex];
      letters.splice(randomIndex, 1);
      return randomLetter + letters.join("");
    });
  }

  return misspelling;
}

# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:00

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

Bearjew posted:

it's the final trumpdown

do do do do

# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:00

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003; Can't post for 4 hours!

DesertIslandHermit posted:

lmao they actually have a guy pretending to be him? Absolute cult poo poo.

It's a bunch of old people having mass delusions because they can't face the fact that they're old and irrelevant lmao

# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:00

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

AxGrap posted:

code:

function generateMisspelling() {
  const word = "trump";
  const misspellingRegex = /^t(r|u|o|p|m){2,7}$/;
  let misspelling = word;

  while (misspelling === word) {
    misspelling = word.replace(misspellingRegex, (match) => {
      const letters = match.split("");
      const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * letters.length);
      const randomLetter = letters[randomIndex];
      letters.splice(randomIndex, 1);
      return randomLetter + letters.join("");
    });
  }

  return misspelling;
}

Nice Code

...not!

# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:01

Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

Man the JFK Jr thing is the weirdest obsession to me.

# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:01

sinnesloeschen: Jun 4, 2011; fiiiiiiinnnne

neutral milf hotel posted:

anyone know the trump picture on JFK JR's shirt?

https://twitter.com/qanonanonymous/status/1642179468893769734

holy poo poo lmfao

i love it

i fuckin love that a non-zero number of americans think this stupid, fat, probably illiterate gently caress is the resurrected scion of an incredibly lovely "dynasty" built on racism, slavery, lobotomies, and rape

love it

in love with it

# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:01

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

WrasslorMonkey posted:

# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:02

sinnesloeschen: Jun 4, 2011; fiiiiiiinnnne

producing a jeweler's loupe from a hidden coat pocket to determine if the correct incorrect tnrpt spelling is included

# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:02

Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

I actually get the Elvis is still alive thing more than that. Elvis at least seemed larger than life to people

# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:02

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

AxGrap posted:

Teaching my kid about Hmong food today and listening to reggaeton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKUX-clpa5Q

There was a period of a couple years when I had people who were into dancehall and could get the tips on good albums, alas.

It's funny, in the 90s dancehall had a really bad rep, people complaining about it everywhere. All my hippie-ish friends wanted old school reggae or gtfo. I probably would have conformed to that if I knew enough to even have an opinion. Nowadays, like a lot of things I didn't like at the time, like disco, I've come around on it. I have like the biggest collection of old disco records I know of offhand.

# ? Apr 1, 2023 19:02