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Agents are GO! posted:You probably claim that the Jan6 dude didn't taser his balls til he died, too. That guy absolutely tazed his own balls, shitted his pants and died.
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Big Mouth Billy Basshole posted:That guy absolutely tazed his own balls until they exploded, shitted his pants and died.
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Agents are GO! posted:You probably claim that the Jan6 dude didn't taser his balls til he died, too. Uh how would I have this avatar if it didn’t happen? Checkmate liberals.
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Ha ha April fools he’s so clever omg
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I'd be willing to bet whoever is impersonating Musk's account there is saying it sincerely friendo.
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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/b0phamet/status/1641865305516277761?s=20 Yep, give me a few min
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"It's a blessing, I gotta stop being mad right now". Best thing I've seen in a while
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Samovar posted:It was a shotgun, not a handgun. Everybody: it was a terrible suicide by handgun. Goon: let me correct you on how I left the crime scene.
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Feel bad for all the posters who committed blue check suicide yesterday only for the checks to not go away
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zoux posted:Feel bad for all the posters who committed blue check suicide yesterday only for the checks to not go away If Elon was actually smart, he’d take their legacy check marks away and enroll them in a free subscription to Blue that cannot be canceled.
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was it a merry prank, april fools lol? investors love that. was it a last minute swerve brought about by panic? they love that too.
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It's a win-win for us though
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zoux posted:Feel bad for all the posters who committed blue check suicide yesterday only for the checks to not go away why
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EL BROMANCE posted:If Elon was actually smart, he’d take their legacy check marks away and enroll them in a free subscription to Blue that cannot be canceled. this is too hilarious to elon to ever think it up, much less do it.
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uber_stoat posted:was it a merry prank, april fools lol? investors love that. https://twitter.com/PaulTassi/status/1642498661618704386 https://twitter.com/ItsJohnRain/status/1642621239771504640 https://twitter.com/Carnage4Life/status/1642585700892827648 BallerBallerDillz has a new favorite as of 01:31 on Apr 3, 2023 |
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Fun fact: Elon still has his legacy blue tick. Won't even remove his own one because he sees it as that big a brag.
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Inceltown posted:Fun fact: Elon still has his legacy blue tick. Won't even remove his own one because he sees it as that big a brag. Bric-a-brac??
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Air Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/b0phamet/status/1641865305516277761?s=20 
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I believe that is what caused the Stonewall riots.
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Skutter posted:Sequel to EEAAO already out: https://twitter.com/ShouldHaveCat/status/1642603707580788737?s=20 And on that farm he had a cat. EEAAO
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Inceltown posted:I believe that is what caused the Stonewall riots. Sigh. No, the Stonewall riots were caused by police harassment of a gay bar and the patrons of the gay bar finally deciding that they had had enough. It was during the riot, when Stormé DeLarverie pointed at Marsha P. Johnson standing atop an overturned police car and shouted, “There stands Johnson like a stone wall! Queens! Rally around her fabulousness!” that it got the name Stonewall riots. I don’t know why you would think the Confederacy had anything to do with it.
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Baller Ina posted:This is a bit, right Beyond the actual content, no TV station in the USA or Canada would get that name right.
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skeleton warrior posted:Sigh. No, the Stonewall riots were caused by police harassment of a gay bar and the patrons of the gay bar finally deciding that they had had enough. It was during the riot, when Stormé DeLarverie pointed at Marsha P. Johnson standing atop an overturned police car and shouted, “There stands Johnson like a stone wall! Queens! Rally around her fabulousness!” that it got the name Stonewall riots. It was a joke post
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Inceltown posted:It was a joke post Anyone hear a noise like an airplane soaring by overhead?
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Baller Ina posted:This is a bit, right Yeah, he has a tik tok account of him doing tons of bits as this character or similar. It's pretty good but I don't remember what the name is.
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Baller Ina posted:This is a bit, right Yeah I’m drawing a blank on his name but he has an instagram where he does all kinds of dumb bits
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D-Pad posted:Yeah, he has a tik tok account of him doing tons of bits as this character or similar. It's pretty good but I don't remember what the name is. Much like James Bates, who did it earlier, if not first.
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