Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Suleman posted:

The current continuity says:
Not a mutant:
"Krakoa, having been part of the whole that was once Okkara, and with Okkara being an essential part of the Celestial-designed mechanism called the Machine"
Whatever that means.
Though the recent Marauders storyline kind of makes that messier.

Okkara split into Krakoa and Arakko with Arakko getting trapped in another dimension.

The Machine is essentially Earth plus all the weird extra-dimensional stuff the Eternals have access to designed to support life.

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Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Endless Mike posted:

Okkara split into Krakoa and Arakko with Arakko getting trapped in another dimension.

I'm pretty sure the storyline later was Krakoa and Arakko trying to "merge" in a very suggestive manner.

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Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

I only remember hearing about Mark Russel's Second Coming as the blasphemous comic that Image ended up canceling (I think it was Image) but it's actually pretty decent and not as blasphemous as you might think! This is from #6.

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Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Spider-Man & Wolverine #3 (2003)

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Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Bucnasti posted:

Isn't Krakoa a mutant itself?

If so I have to assume it's horny, and probably has had sex with another land mass from a different timeline.

Uthor posted:

I'm pretty sure the storyline later was Krakoa and Arakko trying to "merge" in a very suggestive manner.

X-Men Vol 5 #2

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Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

I love Cyclops having none of anything of that.

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Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Darthemed posted:

Spider-Man & Wolverine #3 (2003)

Wolverine threatening Spider-Man like he hasn't been clowned on by Pete basically every time they've fought.

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One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

Push El Burrito posted:

Wolverine threatening Spider-Man like he hasn't been clowned on by Pete basically every time they've fought.

I can see it, I'm pretty sure the most extensive fight they've had made it clear that Peter was terrified the whole time he was beating Logan to a pulp.

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MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Uthor posted:

Was this while they were hinting at the Cyclops-Jean-Wolverine poly triad?

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Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Frog Act posted:

God, that guy is so cool.

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Samovar posted:

God, that guy is so cool.

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Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

those skeletons have their boners showing

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Synthbuttrange posted:

those skeletons have their boners showing

I've read that album several times, but I've never noticed that before. Are boners NSFW?

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Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Theres 206 bones in a human body and most of them are on show there, I dont think one more is going to make a difference

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Stagger_Lee: Mar 25, 2009

skeleton dicks

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Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

MikeJF posted:

Was this while they were hinting at the Cyclops-Jean-Wolverine poly triad?

Yes. Hickman wrote a great Cyclops.

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Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

MikeJF posted:

Was this while they were hinting at the Cyclops-Jean-Wolverine poly triad?

Hinting?

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marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

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Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulteZYyWAA8

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Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Lightning Comics #5 (1942)

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TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

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davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Aww!

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bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

I mean having worked in kitchens, yeah it tracks that an effective way to fight crime is to watch cooks, prep chefs, sous chefs and the whole loving front of house staff.

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Kulkasha: Jan 15, 2010; But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Likchenpa.

MikeJF posted:

Was this while they were hinting at the Cyclops-Jean-Wolverine poly triad?

Hilarious considering that Claremont allegedly introduced the Logan-Jean-Scott love triangle because he was pissed about Jean's resurrection.

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David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

Also because Claremont was very horny.

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Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Clark Kent is Super Stupid

# ? Apr 1, 2023 15:35

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

TwoPair posted:

Seeing Clark and Bruce be actual friends always makes me smile

# ? Apr 1, 2023 17:04

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

I propose the first panel of those be the new origin of the batcave's giant penny, and yes, Superman flips the penny.

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Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Monstrosity #1 (2013)

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Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

bunnyofdoom posted:

I mean having worked in kitchens, yeah it tracks that an effective way to fight crime is to watch cooks, prep chefs, sous chefs and the whole loving front of house staff.

# ? Apr 2, 2023 06:25

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Green Lantern #21 (1946)

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marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Of course!

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Suleman: Sep 4, 2011

Source: X-Men Unlimited Infinity Comic #80

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Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

Post Funny Panels: Robots can be gay and still hate mutants.

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site: Apr 6, 2007; Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

robots are the cis white male gays of mutantdom

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Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

"Dr McCoy, I hate you for what you are, but I respect your life choices."

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Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Dareon posted:

"Dr McCoy, I hate you for what you are, but I respect your life choices."

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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Infinitum posted:

He is the worst.

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Larryb: Oct 5, 2010

Infinitum posted:

A perfectly reasonable stance to be fair

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