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GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

the unnamed country can only masturbate

edit: I feel like I've made that joke before

GoutPatrol fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Apr 3, 2023

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Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

GoutPatrol posted:

the unnamed country can only masturbate

edit: I feel like I've made that joke before

remember those sino soviet friendship posters that just give a my two dads kinda vibe?

I wish haier was here to talk about goon sex

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




peanut brittle

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I got spankbang to load the other day.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

re: Hong Kong porn.

I remember a HK porn site shut itself down for 6-8 hours the day of a big protest and instead of showing naughty pics/films has a thing that said "go outside and protest!"

Then once they were back online they had a thing saying "If you were one of the police that opened fire on unarmed students yesterday, gently caress off! We don't do bestiality here, and pigfuckers aren't welcome" (I am paraphrasing, but not by much).

Someone else will know the details better than me.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
That's awesome and dangerous.

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

Grand Fromage posted:

In fairness to Chinese airlines it's not their fault, airspace in China is absurdly restricted. Those restrictions are from decades ago and have never been updated for the 500000000000% increase in air travel, so the airspace is so crowded that everything is constantly hosed.

Why they refuse to admit planes are delayed is a mystery. It's not just the boards won't update, the airline workers also won't answer questions.

Another reason airports suck in China is they're all designed and built as prestige/grift projects so they are these absurd, gigantic cathedrals that are nice to look at but completely nonfunctional for the humans who need to do things in them.

Pretty much this. Airspace in Middle Earth is strictly controlled by the Chinese Military, and it's kinda hosed up to experience. Like, a normal descent will take 30-40 minutes in most parts of the world, but in China you're in a holding pattern at 10,000 feet for like an hour.

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

IT BURNS posted:

Airspace in Middle Earth is strictly controlled by the Chinese Military, and it's kinda hosed up to experience.

Is that why they didn't fly the ring to Mordor?

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Is that why they didn't fly the ring to Mordor?

Mao had some ideas about birds you see

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Ups_rail posted:

porn in the china thread?

china is not a over sexed country unlike those unamed countries

there's this dude who takes erotic photography, just no penetration allowed i guess
https://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2015-06/01/content_20876880.htm
he did do a shoot in the forbidden city years ago, my first thought was how the gently caress
https://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2015-06/02/content_20884040.htm
i don't know if he ever properly got into trouble for it, but he's still active today and even has a new book coming out being published in japan, so he must be a pretty big deal. used to be a lot of his work on tumblr but that's pretty much gone now, there's twitter and probably find his stuff through google

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

The Forbidden Titty.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Can’t help but feel if that he tried that in 2023 instead of 2015, a.) China Daily wouldn’t have [been allowed to] report on it, let alone put up lightly obscured images, b.) the shots themselves would have been quickly scrubbed from Weibo instead of provoking ‘netizen debate’, and c.) dude would be doing 6 months-2 years in prison on a trumped up charge of “hurting national dignity” or something.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

McGavin posted:

The Forbidden Titty.

Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

McGavin posted:

The Forbidden Titty.

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

Booty Pageant posted:

there's this dude who takes erotic photography, just no penetration allowed i guess
https://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2015-06/01/content_20876880.htm
he did do a shoot in the forbidden city years ago, my first thought was how the gently caress
https://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2015-06/02/content_20884040.htm
i don't know if he ever properly got into trouble for it, but he's still active today and even has a new book coming out being published in japan, so he must be a pretty big deal. used to be a lot of his work on tumblr but that's pretty much gone now, there's twitter and probably find his stuff through google

Wanimal, yeah. The pic from the article is here, along with others:

https://sharesome.com/topic/wanimal/new/

:nws:, obviously.

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

McGavin posted:

The Forbidden Titty.

Heaven is High and the Emperor is Hard

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
may the nipple dynasty last 10000 years

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Speak of Lu Boob and Lu Boob will appear.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Ups_rail posted:

china is not a over sexed country unlike those unamed countries

If they aren't oversexed, why are there billions of people in China?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Lemme see if I can find that list of TCM supplements that just so happened to have been cut with big ol' doses of viagra

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

If they aren't oversexed, why are there billions of people in China?

security after they saw how human waves tactics worked for the soviets

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
i wonder if anyone has ever put any research into pornography in china, especially historically, like those "yellow" books they always joke about in hk soaps

purely academic of course

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
huh well that wasn't hard to find...


quote:

Reinventing Licentiousness navigates an overlooked history of representation during the transition from the Qing Empire to the Chinese Republic—a time when older, hierarchical notions of licentiousness were overlaid by a new, pornographic regime.

Y. Yvon Wang draws on previously untapped archives—ranging from police archives and surveys to ephemeral texts and pictures—to argue that pornography in China represents a unique configuration of power and desire that both reflects and shapes historical processes. On the one hand, since the late imperial period, pornography has democratized pleasure in China and opened up new possibilities of imagining desire. On the other, ongoing controversies over its definition and control show how the regulatory ideas of premodern cultural politics and the popular products of early modern cultural markets have contoured the globalized world.

Reinventing Licentiousness emphasizes the material factors, particularly at the grassroots level of consumption and trade, that governed "proper" sexual desire and led to ideological shifts around the definition of pornography. By linking the past to the present and beyond, Wang's social and intellectual history showcases circulated pornographic material as a motor for cultural change. The result is an astonishing foray into what historicizing pornography can mean for our understandings of desire, legitimacy, capitalism, and culture.

ok cool but are there any pictures in the book???

alright



which one of you is this??

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Please, I wish I had hair like that.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

All of my pornography research is purely a hobby.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

WarpedNaba posted:

Lemme see if I can find that list of TCM supplements that just so happened to have been cut with big ol' doses of viagra

Fun Fact: you can buy viagra over the counter in certain pharmacies. They even advertise it.

5er
Jun 1, 2000


WarpedNaba posted:

Please, I wish I had hair like that.

That was my immediate reaction too :smith:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

McGavin posted:

All of my pornography research is purely a hobby.

op watching porn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=545PW5P9xv0

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

McGavin posted:

The Forbidden Titty.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Booty Pageant posted:


which one of you is this??

way too thin for goons

Paper Lion
Dec 14, 2009




hustler with chinese characteristics

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
for a moment i thought the forbidden titty was gonna become the new title

if anything we're just reinventing leeching

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
i'm all about those post 90s beauties, post 1690 that is :heysexy:

i hope rene chang is proud looking down from the heavenly kingdom

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

McGavin posted:

All of my pornography research is purely a hobby.

mr townsend ?

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.



The occupation of a porn star in the 18th century was incredibly difficult. Working conditions were very difficult and extremely dangerous. Food was often times scarce, sometimes even fresh seemed impossible to find. What would a porno look like for an 18th century perv?

Tupperwarez
Apr 4, 2004

"phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?

His Divine Shadow posted:



The occupation of a porn star in the 18th century was incredibly difficult. Working conditions were very difficult and extremely dangerous. Food was often times scarce, sometimes even fresh seemed impossible to find. What would a porno look like for an 18th century perv?
Townsends: Putting the 'nut' in 'nutmeg'

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
He's got his jimmyhat on already

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

There was a daily show segment about a archivist who archived porn, "something about let my puppets come!"

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
so are the french telling china to keep macron?? is he going to fill the role of foreign sex haver?? the most elaborate white monkey???

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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
france had world diplomatic preeminence for centuries after the reformation, all the way up until some years after the beginning of the anglo hegemony in earnest. thats why macron is being so weird about it, its something he considers france as being able to do. kinda sad that france actually cannot do fuckin poo poo

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