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comedy is legal in twitter again, I mutter as a implement an april fools day joke on april 3rd and it brakes my site https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1642229061823995905?s=20
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This Is the Zodiac posted:Facebook has basically no active users under 40 anymore, and it has no features that those people want. I was talking about them launching a Twitter clone. I agree, facebook is dead, at least in the US.
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Apr 3, 2023 19:35
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https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1642952407251296260 Ah, that's why.
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Apr 3, 2023 19:38
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Happy Landfill posted:comedy is legal in twitter again, I mutter as a implement an april fools day joke on april 3rd and it brakes my site that is a pretty good joke tbh
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Apr 3, 2023 19:43
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Apr 3, 2023 19:48
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1642962723637194752 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1642962756906418176 does the owner of twitter know what a retweet is?
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Apr 3, 2023 19:56
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 Cool code you got there, just got a tweet in my following timelines from someone who posted twice in total thirteen years ago. They were the smart ones, they never looked back.
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Apr 3, 2023 19:57
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My Twitter Feed is all kinds of hosed up. My Following tab is all people I 100% don't follow.
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Apr 3, 2023 19:59
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Ralph Crammed In posted:
dril retweeted it, the RT header is missing in the timeline but if you click through it still shows it
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Apr 3, 2023 20:00
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1642962723637194752 Wow...friendship with Catturd2 truly ended, Sir doge of coin is apparently new best friend. that person is very, very, deeply weird. Loves Elon way too much for comfort honestly, his bootlicking is on a whole other level
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Apr 3, 2023 20:00
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1642962723637194752 Trying to figure out a way to project myself into his brain such that his logic makes sense: "What are retweets" "I can crop and repost other people's memes (after acknowledging them directly)" "I wish to hide the original author" "Let's make it so the retweeter is made invisible and only the original author appears in your timeline" "What effect will this have on my stolen memes?" "Don't care ship it" 
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Apr 3, 2023 20:02
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Your speed game is strong. But it's getting weaker. Do you: A Do another line B practice moderation: take a bump from the bullet C practice discipline: eat a carrot, exercise, and get some rest D abuse access to your customers, private data to stalk your ex-wife
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Apr 3, 2023 20:02
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Ralph Crammed In posted:
It showed up on mine too, its someone retweeting it but the retweet label is broken/got removed so it looks like its just random tweets showing on your timeline
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Apr 3, 2023 20:02
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1642962723637194752 This is all just so loving dumb.
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Apr 3, 2023 20:03
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1642962723637194752
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Apr 3, 2023 20:06
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Dril playing with the broken thing is v on brand.
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Apr 3, 2023 20:06
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1642962723637194752 He does. a retweet means he didn't come up with the joke himself.
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Apr 3, 2023 20:09
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Chaos reigns
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to be fair pumping and dumping dogecoin is probably his best monetization idea w/ twitter thus far
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smoobles posted:to be fair pumping and dumping dogecoin is probably his best monetization idea w/ twitter thus far It's almost certainly a much better way to wring some profit out of his army of bootlickers.
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Apr 3, 2023 20:16
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Shoulda pushed that guy down more stairs
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Apr 3, 2023 20:22
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He could be doing this as a pump and dump. He could be doing this as a lovely overdue April Fool's joke. He could be doing this to hide mention of a lawsuit. He could be doing this just because dogecoin-loving bootlickers replying to every one of his tweets have convinced Elon that doge is way more popular than it actually is, and he so desperately wants to be one of the cool kids. Any of these could be true, all of these could be true, and none of these could be true, and it wouldn't change just how enormously stupid all of this is.
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Apr 3, 2023 20:26
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 Bloody hell, it was foretold in the prophecies... sickkk!
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Apr 3, 2023 20:29
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My theory is that an Elon whisperer has talked him into doing it "for the lulz" in order to pump and dump. This could be the culmination of months of that guy going "man, your meme game truly is epic E-dog! Can I call you E-dog btw?" etc.
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Apr 3, 2023 20:32
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This Is the Zodiac posted:Facebook has basically no active users under 40 anymore, and it has no features that those people want.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:https://t.co/5MgyorwItE  
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Totbot posted:Musk has lost cases. Him being forced to buy twitter was literally him losing a case. That was a pretty bad timing to make that statement   https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/04/musk-loses-in-court-has-to-delete-tweet-threatening-tesla-workers-who-join-union/
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massive spider posted:The rumour is that theyre building a twitter alternative that plugs straight into instagrams existing user base, which would probably be the deathblow if true. The news articles on this are so funny because it's literally Twitter minus Elon.
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Apr 3, 2023 20:57
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He's in court so much, how the hell does he have time to shitpost all day long?
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Steadiman posted:
God loving dammit https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1642976364080041984?cxt=HHwWgMDUtYuTg80tAAAA
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Apr 3, 2023 20:58
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Literally, 15 minutes before Elon posted. Thats impressive.
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Apr 3, 2023 21:08
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A little TOO impressive if you ask me
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Ralph Crammed In posted:He's in court so much, how the hell does he have time to shitpost all day long? dont forget being ceoprez for like 5 companies. 23.9999999999 hour workday. also a dad to like a dozen kids. 23.999999999999 hour parenting, GOAT dad of the universe.
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Data Graham posted:A little TOO impressive if you ask me Elon if you're reading this, give me a billion dollars Also suck my dick
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Infinitum posted:Elon if you're reading this, give me a billion dollars Dont worry, i know how to make him go away... Hi, dad!
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Apr 3, 2023 21:15
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Ralph Crammed In posted:He's in court so much, how the hell does he have time to shitpost all day long? He also "runs" three companies!
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Infinitum posted:Elon if you're reading this, give me a billion dollars No! Also yes
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"I'm not mad. Be sure to tell your readers that I'm not mad." https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1642984664091721733?s=20
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Perestroika posted:Oh goddamnit what the gently caress is this? Is this one of my browser plugins being weird, or does Musk genuinely think the Shiba is still funny in the year 20-loving-23? He thinks its the most absolutely hilarious thing ever and will change poo poo randomly with his toy social media site hust to tell his favorite jokes and memes from 10-20 years ago.
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