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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Grendels Dad posted:

I pity the fool who doesn't!

I think you mean je plains le fou

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

ultrafilter posted:

You're probably going to get confused trying to apply modern aesthetics to something over a century ago.

We can barely stand what people wore a decade ago.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

ultrafilter posted:

You're probably going to get confused trying to apply modern aesthetics to something over a century ago.

Lobok posted:

We can barely stand what people wore a decade ago.
I don't think so, and it's not a problem if you don't wear anything



:allears:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It's one of my favorite Venture Bros jokes that Eugene Sandow is the old-timey counterpart to Brock Samson

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

mobby_6kl posted:

I don't think so, and it's not a problem if you don't wear anything



:allears:

Hey there, sailor.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

mobby_6kl posted:

He also seems to have a bit of dadbod going on so maybe he realized he's not winning it anyway

Looking closer, the "dad bod" guys I noticed look like they trained for strength rather than appearance, with a shitload of core muscle that looks like a spare tire at first glance. Like the "this is what peak performance looks like" meme lol.

poronty
Oct 19, 2006
a hung Aryan

mobby_6kl posted:

I don't think so, and it's not a problem if you don't wear anything



:allears:

James Adomian's hot grandad

Bug Squash
Mar 18, 2009

They did not skip leg day in the old days, did they

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Bug Squash posted:

They did not skip leg day in the old days, did they

They worked on all three.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

ultrafilter posted:

You're probably going to get confused trying to apply modern aesthetics to something over a century ago.

rear end is rear end and cock is cock, my dude, and that pic has both.

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

dialhforhero posted:

rear end is rear end and cock is cock, my dude, and that pic has both.

i believe it was buddha who originally said "rear end is rear end and cock is cock"

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
"you imbecile. you loving moron"

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
Asses to asses, cocks to cocks, amen

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
The last few posts made me think of this gem from a few days ago in the meme thread:

https://i.imgur.com/xIQpYpG.mp4

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

lol

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

fartknocker posted:

The last few posts made me think of this gem from a few days ago in the meme thread:

https://i.imgur.com/xIQpYpG.mp4

Oh, ha. Turns out it could be far worse, it's only about a dildo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjlFt9hKlgI

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Lmao, is this a real screencap from Wii Bowling? Like, can you make it read custom text, or is 'cock' a bowling term I didn't know about or something?

ellie the beep
Jun 15, 2007

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.

Mister Speaker posted:

Lmao, is this a real screencap from Wii Bowling? Like, can you make it read custom text, or is 'cock' a bowling term I didn't know about or something?

yeah its like golf, with birdie and eagle and albatross, but instead livestock of increasing size (cock, hog, rear end, etc)

e: specifically this is for consecutive strikes

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

Lazy_Liberal posted:

i believe it was buddha who originally said "rear end is rear end and cock is cock"

Before you study the Buddha, you see asses as asses and cocks as cocks. When you get a more intimate knowledge, you realize that asses are not asses, and cocks are not cocks. But once you reach the very substance of the teachings, you see asses once again as asses, and cocks once again as cocks.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Hyperlynx posted:

Oh, ha. Turns out it could be far worse, it's only about a dildo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjlFt9hKlgI

That COVID ballad is actually pretty catchy though...

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Tobermory posted:

Before you study the Buddha, you see asses as asses and cocks as cocks. When you get a more intimate knowledge, you realize that asses are not asses, and cocks are not cocks. But once you reach the very substance of the teachings, you see asses once again as asses, and cocks once again as cocks.

I'm familiar with horseshoe theory but is this horsecock theory?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Hyperlynx posted:

Oh, ha. Turns out it could be far worse, it's only about a dildo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjlFt9hKlgI

They should have modded in two giant floppy horse dongers for hard mode

Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.



My childhood but with cigarette ash.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Found in the wild....



:kstare:

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1643418921553240065

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Cable Guy posted:

Found in the wild....



:kstare:
Definitely Australia,

VB is Victoria Bitters, basically Australian Budweiser. NED is a major Australian whisky brand that also puts out canned whiskey & colas and probably a bunch of other canned mixed drinks.

That's all I've got.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

FFT posted:

Definitely Australia,

VB is Victoria Bitters, basically Australian Budweiser. NED is a major Australian whisky brand that also puts out canned whiskey & colas and probably a bunch of other canned mixed drinks.

That's all I've got.

It's a schnapps, supposed to taste like Wet Pussy shots aiui https://thedrinksociety.com.au/products/wet-bussy-blended-liqueur-700ml

twenty years ago people thought they were cheeky ordering "Hot drat" for the same reason.

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

fartknocker posted:

The last few posts made me think of this gem from a few days ago in the meme thread:

https://i.imgur.com/xIQpYpG.mp4



Hyperlynx posted:

Oh, ha. Turns out it could be far worse, it's only about a dildo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjlFt9hKlgI

thanks now this is living in my head again for the next few days.


why is this so catchy

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Mr. Crow posted:

thanks now this is living in my head again for the next few days.


why is this so catchy

BECAUSE THERE'S NO COCK LIKE HORSE COCK,

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
It sends your rear end in a top hat into shock :pseudo:

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

fartknocker posted:

It sends your rear end in a top hat into shock :pseudo:

Nice sig

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Grassy Knowles posted:

It's a schnapps, supposed to taste like Wet Pussy shots aiui https://thedrinksociety.com.au/products/wet-bussy-blended-liqueur-700ml

twenty years ago people thought they were cheeky ordering "Hot drat" for the same reason.

Hahaha this owns bones

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
early something awful moderation guidelines be like

Dewgy posted:

Right but you have to capitalize them correctly or it all falls apart and just becomes unintelligible nonsense. :v:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


This is my new religion.

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Just normal men.

Just innocent men.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Fitness Fednesday:

https://i.imgur.com/UclEFSu.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/DLvipvE.mp4

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

ellie the beep posted:

yeah its like golf, with birdie and eagle and albatross, but instead livestock of increasing size (cock, hog, rear end, etc)

e: specifically this is for consecutive strikes

My hog beats your cock but that rear end takes everythibg

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