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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


I'm an American, and I'm grieving because I used the Book Depository to order British-published books. Blackwell's has pointed out that they offer free shipping to the US, but of course that doesn't cover non-English books.

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Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Mr. Nemo posted:

Lol all the americans outing themselves

Book depository ruled for internationals, way better than amazon or other options, this sucks

I don't think I've ever tried to hide that I'm an American, but now that book depository closing has been given context, I'm sad on behalf of everyone that enjoyed using them.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

I’m kinda curious how Firefly did that well at reproducing trademarked IP it supposedly has no knowledge of. Where’s it getting the information on Mario being a short guy in a red jacket or Pikachu being a yellow hamster-like thing?

Less Fat Luke
May 23, 2003

Exciting Lemon
It probably was trained on massive amounts of Nintendo erotic fan-fiction that contained *very* detailed descriptions of them.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

TACD posted:

I’m kinda curious how Firefly did that well at reproducing trademarked IP it supposedly has no knowledge of. Where’s it getting the information on Mario being a short guy in a red jacket or Pikachu being a yellow hamster-like thing?
Probably some fan art or tangentially related stuff that still got snuck in.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkadqy/hackers-can-remotely-open-smart-garage-doors-across-the-world-simpaltek

Hackers Can Remotely Open Smart Garage Doors Across the World


quote:

A security researcher found a series of vulnerabilities with the Nexx brand of smart garage openers. He says he could remotely find garages to target, and then open them across the internet.

Hackers can remotely tap into a particular brand of smart garage door opener controllers and open them across the world due to a series of security vulnerabilities that the brand, called Nexx, has declined to fix, according to findings from a security researcher.

The vulnerabilities pose a serious risk to users of Nexx, which offers a wi-fi enabled garage door opener controllers among other products. The researcher who discovered the issue says that Nexx has not responded to their attempts to responsibly report the vulnerabilities for months, according to a copy of an email shared with Motherboard.

“Completely remote. Anywhere in the world,” Sam Sabetan, the security researcher, told Motherboard, describing the hack.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The Dave posted:

I don’t see the point in the message when everyone knows adobe is trying to not create images of copyrighted characters and it’s model is trained on its own stock images.

Like that’s actually a good thing.

I so wanna ask Adobes AI to give me images on the colours they wont licence fro mPantone which fucks up ALL legacy users.

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*

Humphreys posted:

I so wanna ask Adobes AI to give me images on the colours they wont licence fro mPantone which fucks up ALL legacy users.

If you try this a guy from Adobe comes to your house and threatens you with guns

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.
Example #1320213 of why you should not buy IoT crap.

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
A lot of things are becoming IOT by default. Went dish washer shopping, above a certain price point they all had WiFi.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Mega Comrade posted:

A lot of things are becoming IOT by default. Went dish washer shopping, above a certain price point they all had WiFi.
Didn't realize it was that bad with dishwashers now. If, like most "smart" tvs, the internet is not necessary for its function, you can always never connect it to WiFi.

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
Yeah that's the plan

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
But how are you get critical security updates for your dishwasher? Plug in a USB drive like some kind of Luddite?

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
So what's the option, start buying dishwashers made for commercial settings, I bet those don't have useless features.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.
Why make a dishwasher smart anyway? Smart TVs make sense because they show you ads, but I don't get the angle for a dishwasher.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
Don't forget GE's new Smart Stand Mixer that costs... let me check... almost $2,000.

https://www.geappliances.com/smart-stand-mixers

You can issue it voice commands to speed up or slow down instead of flicking the switch, though!

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!

cat botherer posted:

Why make a dishwasher smart anyway? Smart TVs make sense because they show you ads, but I don't get the angle for a dishwasher.

GE posted:

With a GE Profile Smart Dishwasher and the SmartHQ app, you can monitor cycle time and status, remotely lock and unlock controls, and automatically reorder detergent. Plus, you'll get alerts if anything prevents a less-than-perfect wash when the load is finished.

Emphasis mine.

E: But really it’s probably just there to collect data to sell.

Boris Galerkin fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Apr 5, 2023

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
ah yes remote lock and unlocking, cant wait for hackers to unlock a bunch of washers when theyre filled as a nice lol.


also while its nice to just not connect, its another part that can break and supposedly some badly engineered models softlock themselves until everything is fixed. so good luck not having your washer while you wait for a proprietary part and an officially license tech to come. (or you can void your warranty by getting the part or a equivalent part yourself and installing)

edit: lol at still data mining everything. trying to make infomation out of any and all data. even if its useless data.

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?
There was a recent article where manufacturers were, in fact, lamenting that consumers didn't want to connect their fancy smart appliances to wifi: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/01/half-of-smart-appliances-remain-disconnected-from-internet-makers-lament/

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

shoeberto posted:

There was a recent article where manufacturers were, in fact, lamenting that consumers didn't want to connect their fancy smart appliances to wifi: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/01/half-of-smart-appliances-remain-disconnected-from-internet-makers-lament/

quote:

The challenge is that a consumer doesn’t see the true value that manufacturers see in terms of how that data can help them in the long run.

Just lol.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Boris Galerkin posted:

Emphasis mine.

E: But really it’s probably just there to collect data to sell.
Yeah probably, but that's still some pretty low-value data. I'd guess it was a decision motivated by FOMO.

e: It makes more sense reading that Ars article, in that it can potentially be used to flog service, replacement parts, etc.

cat botherer fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Apr 5, 2023

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
I visited family recently and they were showing me their smart home tech. It was just a bunch of random stuff they ordered off of Amazon/AliExpress from random vendors, you know, the ones with random names like GLOPS Home(tm) and whatnot. I just said oh that's cool and avoided saying personal poo poo about myself when we were inside because there is probably a 90% chance that everything was being recorded and sent to some data farm in China.

I think a lot of people don't care or know the dangers of buying random IoT poo poo as long as it's "cool."

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Mega Comrade posted:

A lot of things are becoming IOT by default. Went dish washer shopping, above a certain price point they all had WiFi.
Same with washers. I solved the problem by not connecting the washer to the internet. OTOH, the last TV I bought won't work unless connected to the internet: you can't pair the remote.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Motronic posted:

Just lol.

"If only these ungrateful people could see how us harvesting their data to sell for even more profit is actually good for them."

IoT is such a loving blight.


Arsenic Lupin posted:

Same with washers. I solved the problem by not connecting the washer to the internet. OTOH, the last TV I bought won't work unless connected to the internet: you can't pair the remote.

I bought an OLED a few years ago and while it has a bunch of smart stuff it can thanbkfully just not be paired to the internet and so it's not. I can't imagine having to have my loving TV always online to use it.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
I had a smart TV that was disconnected from the Internet for a long time. I plugged an ethernet cord into the back, and the thing went loving bonkers. It was downloading poo poo like crazy stalling out glitching out. I guess it managed to update firmware because it went from having a solid LED light on to signal power on to a really annoying, blinking light. Really upgraded my user experience to have to cover that motherfucker up.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

DeeplyConcerned posted:

I had a smart TV that was disconnected from the Internet for a long time. I plugged an ethernet cord into the back, and the thing went loving bonkers. It was downloading poo poo like crazy stalling out glitching out. I guess it managed to update firmware because it went from having a solid LED light on to signal power on to a really annoying, blinking light. Really upgraded my user experience to have to cover that motherfucker up.
Manufacturers just love bright, blinking, blue LEDs. Everyone thought blue LEDs were pretty neat 20 years ago, but no one gives a poo poo now. I've got tape over a few bright ones because its enough to interfere with my sleep.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Same with washers. I solved the problem by not connecting the washer to the internet. OTOH, the last TV I bought won't work unless connected to the internet: you can't pair the remote.

lol at replacing ancient IR tech with whatever tech is being used for pairing here.

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!

PhazonLink posted:

lol at replacing ancient IR tech with whatever tech is being used for pairing here.

I legit love that my Apple TV remote doesn’t need LOS IR to work. It’s honestly great.

SpeedFreek
Jan 10, 2008
And Im Lobster Jesus!
Some of the smart home things are great, you just don't want to connect them to the Internet. You have a VPN setup on the router and connect to home assistant to control everything remotely. Most people can't be bothered with any of this stuff so in general iot things are bad.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


I found a company that sells opaque dots to put over your LEDs, as well as dots that dim them. They rule. Found on Amazon, under the name BRIGHTDIMS.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

cat botherer posted:

Why make a dishwasher smart anyway? Smart TVs make sense because they show you ads, but I don't get the angle for a dishwasher.

I find this applies to probably 95% of the things my life. I do not need everything I own to be connected to my internet and am not sure why people think that doing so improves the quality of their lives. Solutionism is undoing most of the things that tech can actually provide and there's no loving end in sight.

Glad to see people ragging on Adobe too because those fuckers are, hopefully, in for a big downfall and have basically become what Quark was 20 years ago where they shoved their arrogance down their customers' throats and surey get passed by a hungry upstart. Adobe was great for a while, peaking with like the Creative Suite 3 and 5 but now they just gently caress their user base to the point that I entirely left the graphics industry except for some freelance poo poo I do. Their "innovations" actively made my job harder and harder for about a decade, which is the opposite of what they should be doing. I could write a whole thread about the poo poo they get up to for no other reason than not having any serious competition.

They're like the EA of creative graphics software.

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010

SpeedFreek posted:

Some of the smart home things are great, you just don't want to connect them to the Internet. You have a VPN setup on the router and connect to home assistant to control everything remotely. Most people can't be bothered with any of this stuff so in general iot things are bad.

I've been a big fan of Philips WIZ stuff, only because I have plants that I don't want to kill. Home Depot does clearance once a quarter for (firmware?)reasons so I can stock up, so every light bulb in the whole house is RGBW, and proves to be alot of fun during get togethers.

I wont let a Voice assistant into my home until I can localize it, Almond still sucks, Home Assistant can limp along on a good day requiring extensive lockdowns, and Mycroft just isn't quite there . Yes, I know the hardware requirements. I've heard stories of jail broken versions of Cortana in the wild...

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
I hooked my Samsung dishwasher up to the home network because the manual implied there were settings not available elsewhere. There were not any new settings, just a horrible UI for doing the equivalent of pushing the buttons on the door. Who would start their dishwasher remotely when they weren’t near it? It’s the thing you do right after you add detergent.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Dishwashers are noisy. Our old-fashioned one has a simple delay timer though. Set it to start after five hours, watch some TV and go to bed. Wifi is overkill.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Remulak posted:

I hooked my Samsung dishwasher up to the home network because the manual implied there were settings not available elsewhere. There were not any new settings, just a horrible UI for doing the equivalent of pushing the buttons on the door. Who would start their dishwasher remotely when they weren’t near it? It’s the thing you do right after you add detergent.

The one other motivation I can see is for an appliance to give you a bit more information about what the gently caress is wrong with it/why it's unhappy.

My washing machine was being a fucker the other night. I gathered it was because I was washing my jacket, and when soaking wet, it was too heavy and unbalanced to spin at a high enough speed to get the water out, but nowhere did it actually indicate this was its problem (and it's managed to wash that jacket before, successfully), so I only figured it out after several attempts to get it spin and drain.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
My washer has this newfangled thing, called, what was it … ah. An LCD screen, that’s right. So when my fiancé washes one big bulky thing and it clunk clunks for 45 minutes it’ll stop and say “OB” for “Off-Balance”.


Sorry for the bit of snark, but there are solutions other than spending wads of cash under-developing a lovely app that no one wants to use, is I think my point.

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.

Vegetable posted:

Dishwashers are noisy. Our old-fashioned one has a simple delay timer though. Set it to start after five hours, watch some TV and go to bed. Wifi is overkill.

Bosch dishwashers are very quiet, they are great for apartments where you don’t want to make noise in the evenings.

HelloSailorSign
Jan 27, 2011

Fornax Disaster posted:

Bosch dishwashers are very quiet, they are great for apartments where you don’t want to make noise in the evenings.

Yeah, unless you're within maybe 10 feet, you're probably not going to hear it running until it drains water.

Rocko Bonaparte
Mar 12, 2002

Every day is Friday!
European brands with inline water heaters like Bosch also let you use all racks like they are the top rack. They don't need a heating element that can destroy plastic stuff.

I suspect any smart device's error report to devolve to "you need a licensed tech to fix this and I am going to be a brick until one shows up and uses their proprietary whatever to clear me."

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Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
People renting an apartment which is most people aren’t going to have a say in which brand dishwasher they get. They’re going to get the cheapest shitbox 3000 that was ordered in bulk and sitting in some storage unit somewhere.

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