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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Proper legal text is so formalised it is insane. It's funny when someone professionally fucks it up, but it's also a huge barrier to common people interacting with the legal system.

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Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

goatface posted:

Proper legal text is so formalised it is insane. It's funny when someone professionally fucks it up, but it's also a huge barrier to common people interacting with the legal system.

I actually don't think the writing formality itself is what would trip a layman up in court. The court will actually bend over backwards to understand what you are trying to say and determine the case on the merits. There's a case you read in civil procedure called Dioguardi v. Durning where an Italian immigrant in the 40s filed a complaint that was like barely comprehensible:

quote:

In his complaint, obviously home drawn, plaintiff attempts to assert a series of grievances against the Collector of Customs at the Port of New York growing out of his endeavors to import merchandise from Italy "of great value," consisting of bottles of "tonics." We may pass certain of his claims as either inadequate or inadequately stated and consider only these two: (1) that on the auction day, October 9, 1940, when defendant sold the merchandise at "public custom," "he sold my merchandise to another bidder with my price of $110, and not of his price of $120," and (2) "that three weeks before the sale, two cases, of 19 bottles each case, disappeared."

The court actually said he did state a claim, even though he didn't do it very well, and he deserved his day in court, even though they strongly advised him to get a lawyer. He did not get a lawyer and lost because the thing that will get you is...everything else.

Unless I'm just saying this to a lawyer and sound ridiculous right now haha, I'm just assuming most people in here aren't lawyers but it seems like a lot are!

I will say from experience tho my dad has been a trial lawyer for 50 years and he definitely turns poo poo in with like typos and phrasing I would be really embarrassed to use but if you get before a jury they don't know any of that poo poo, like they don't see the complaint you wrote or anything like that I don't think, and a judge probably isn't going to rule against you on motions because of some typos so I think a lot of the legal professional writing is overblown for standard trial court stuff

Fifteen of Many
Feb 23, 2006
Did we lose the live stream? Link isn’t opening for me anymore.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Fifteen of Many posted:

Did we lose the live stream? Link isn’t opening for me anymore.

They're on break for 5 more mins

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



just came back, this is the latest link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F908RjCmijU

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Jones' lawyers are one of the funniest things to come out of this whole insane mess.

:allears:

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
Karagoonis

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC
Well, that Texas Appellate ruling might be bad for the sanctions argument if Texas really does have a higher court ruling on file that you cannot issue sanctions on motions for a new trial.

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



Saltpowered posted:

Well, that Texas Appellate ruling might be bad for the sanctions argument if Texas really does have a higher court ruling on file that you cannot issue sanctions on motions for a new trial.
unfortunately given the state of their previous motion we can't take any of these citations at face value

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Will there be a ruling on all this today?

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

I can't believe how much I've missed hearing Mark Bankston say, "Objection, non-responsive."

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Saltpowered posted:

Well, that Texas Appellate ruling might be bad for the sanctions argument if Texas really does have a higher court ruling on file that you cannot issue sanctions on motions for a new trial.
I honestly can't imagine why that'd be the case, it seems like a pillar of practice that you can't turn in stupid, vexatious, dishonest (especially this), incompetent work no matter what the issue is at hand. Duty of candor and all that. If I lied through my teeth on a motion submitted to the court that would severely undercut its authority if the judge can't bonk me on the head.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



goatface posted:

Proper legal text is so formalised it is insane. It's funny when someone professionally fucks it up, but it's also a huge barrier to common people interacting with the legal system.

I've generally seen legalese as "Human Social Programming Language". Of course humans have incredibly wide tolerance for their programming and a lack of standardization for their hardware so you have to make sure to standardize and define everything so you can later come back and correct the issue.

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
I'm gonna say they are probably not being honest about what that case says. I find it unlikely it says that it's ok to lie and write nonsense. It probably just says that the filing of a motion for retrial is in and of itself not sanctionable.

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



kw0134 posted:

I honestly can't imagine why that'd be the case, it seems like a pillar of practice that you can't turn in stupid, vexatious, dishonest (especially this), incompetent work no matter what the issue is at hand. Duty of candor and all that. If I lied through my teeth on a motion submitted to the court that would severely undercut its authority if the judge can't bonk me on the head.
yeah my interpretation of this is "opposing counsel can't cite to anyone being reprimanded for handling a motion for new trial as we're breaking new ground in incompetence"

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
I can already feel his fury. AND we're gonna get video?

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
lol this is a pretty good rebuttal

Fifteen of Many
Feb 23, 2006
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say you don’t super want the judge to say you signed your name to some of the worst lawyering she’s seen.

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
I feel like she's spending tonight trying to talk herself out of sanctions, not into them. Which is not great for the defense.

Guineapig
Sep 8, 2005

Louder is not Better
Wow, that was intense! The judge ending with something like (to Jones' attorneys) "I took your filing seriously and spent time reading it, but I'm not sure it was a serious filing" or something like that, and said earlier it was "disingenuous at best." That must have stung, although they both seem dulled. I loved how Bankston got Martin to acknowledge many factual and procedural errors but that he still stood behind the entire filing. It was also funny how Bankston said that he had thought Reynal and Martin were equally culpable but after today's testimony he was rethinking that and that Martin may be the most responsible for all that went down.

I left the video going after the judge left it going after leaving, in hopes there'd be a fistfight, but no luck.

PS I am not a lawyer with a lawyer's precise recall of what I heard.

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



if you can't recall the precise wording of today's sanctions hearing give me a pm

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
I like there part where Martin tried to be snide about typos and said Bankston filed in the wrong court, and then Bankston got to come in and basically "no, you dumbass, the case is actually based where I filed and the judge has repeatedly remind us that despite being before her now that is not where the actual case is and actually you once again got it wrong"
https://mobile.twitter.com/speechwrs/status/1643727849008889858

Guineapig
Sep 8, 2005

Louder is not Better

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

if you can't recall the precise wording of today's sanctions hearing give me a pm

For my purposes I think I have enough of a mental picture, thanks, though. As a lay person, I have a minimal need for precision in this.

My takeaway is that Martin and Reynal agreed that they had done a lot of stupid poo poo (my legal term for sloppy/misleading/factually incorrect filing), but that nobody had the authority to punish them under Texas law. Which according to Bankston, they repeatedly misstated.

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
Any legal goons have a perspective on “something to do with retrial could have been submitted in crayon and it still should be considered”

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

If you were pro se or something maybe. As a licensed professional charging $800 an hour? gently caress no.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

HAmbONE posted:

Any legal goons have a perspective on “something to do with retrial could have been submitted in crayon and it still should be considered”

Everything gets considered. Is the judge's job to give every filing and argument professional consideration. It takes an extreme amount of what they call "vexatious litigation" for filling to have any sort of lesser consideration.

Now, whether the consideration leads to a difficult or easy decision is a separate matter. I imagine the Motion for a New Trial (or whatever they titled it) was an easy decision for the judge, and the judge was for sure pissed at having her time wasted in this bullshit. But she still read it and thought about it.

I once saw a lawyer whiff a deadline to file an opposition to a complete bullshit thing, and the judge granted the complete bullshit because it was unopposed. So, you know, it's ok for a lawyer to go for some bullshit sometimes. The other side might be idiots or your client is paying you to fight like hell or whatever. Unmeritorious is different than sloppy lies. You don't lie, and you really don't lie sloppily.

This judge (likely) here is super pissed because of the sloppy lies. Not because Jones' lawyers are going to simply lose.

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
I'm not an expert at all, but the sheer number of disgraced and possibly debarred attorneys in the wake of these trials has to be unprecedented, right? Since no one with integrity or concerned with their reputation was willing to work for Alex Jones, it's just a cavalcade of scumbags and fools, and they're getting exposed in the most embarrassing and public way. There can't be any coming back for Martin after this, right? Even if he's not sanctioned, his reputation must be shot to hell, right? What happens to him?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Powerful Katrinka posted:

I'm not an expert at all, but the sheer number of disgraced and possibly debarred attorneys in the wake of these trials has to be unprecedented, right? Since no one with integrity or concerned with their reputation was willing to work for Alex Jones, it's just a cavalcade of scumbags and fools, and they're getting exposed in the most embarrassing and public way. There can't be any coming back for Martin after this, right? Even if he's not sanctioned, his reputation must be shot to hell, right? What happens to him?

He gets hired by other right-wing people who want a lawyer who will blatantly lie for them.

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Powerful Katrinka posted:

I'm not an expert at all, but the sheer number of disgraced and possibly debarred attorneys in the wake of these trials has to be unprecedented, right? Since no one with integrity or concerned with their reputation was willing to work for Alex Jones, it's just a cavalcade of scumbags and fools, and they're getting exposed in the most embarrassing and public way. There can't be any coming back for Martin after this, right? Even if he's not sanctioned, his reputation must be shot to hell, right? What happens to him?

I suspect that it's way easier for a non-licensed batshit lawyer to find jobs with the bathshit right wing than it for a batshit non-licensed medical professional to find work. Which uh.....I don't have a final thought for that.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Looking stupid is like dying for a lawyer.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Borscht posted:

Looking stupid is like dying for a lawyer.

Trump and Alex represented by a horde of zombies is a useful visual.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
There's always the right wing hate machine grift train. They're being so horribly mistreated by the radical leftist Soros-funded deep state pedophile cannibal vampire puppy kicking judge, they'd get top billing on Tucker Carlson's White Power Hour or whatever.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
So, if not disbarment, what sanctions might we see? A $500 fine and a "we'll be extra mad next time" or something with teeth?

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

Volmarias posted:

So, if not disbarment, what sanctions might we see? A $500 fine and a "we'll be extra mad next time" or something with teeth?

The judge cannot disbar them. The judge can refer them to the ethics board for that.

Sanctionwise for damage could be a wide range of things from several thousand slap on the wrist to they have to pay the estate back for large amounts of money. Sanctions amounts are often a crapshoot.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Scipiotik posted:

As someone in the legal field this is amazing. We poo poo ourselves if a comma is out of place.

Counterpoint: I’ve had cause to read the work of like five different lawyers recently and every single one of them was riddled with typos including one that misspelled the defendants name in every single use (ie it wasn’t a typo they just never bothered to learn the defendants actual name) and many pretty obvious and pertinent things like saying someone lives on “Jackspn Lsne.”

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



the continuation of the sanctions hearing starts in roughly 7 hours going by: https://www.traviscountytx.gov/courts/civil/tccfc/case?cause=D-1-GN-18-001835

it should cover bankston talking about potential fees and gamble making a ruling

people were asking for docs surrounding this sanctions hearing so:
motion for new trial: https://www.dropbox.com/s/99dsy3rc9736epg/Motion_for_New_Trial_or_in_the_Alternative_Motion_to_Modify_Judgment_4EF57C2F.pdf?dl=0

motion for sanctions for groundless pleading: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/rbhxyra4...eading.pdf?dl=0

notice of oral hearing: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/rbhxyra4kt7al5h/AABgbdQxfwIaKbNx01Ssjzria/2023-03-28%20Heslin%20Notice%20of%20Hearing%20%28April%206%29.pdf?dl=0

and a prior court transcript of Taube's sanctions hearing: https://www.dropbox.com/s/sttra1jj0n2o7ld/Taube%20Sanctions%20hearing.pdf?dl=0

Wiggly Wayne DDS fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Apr 6, 2023

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
Does anyone remember how to spell that case that Martin was citing that he claimed held that you can just turn in anything you want in a motion for a new trial and it's not sanctionable? I wanted to look at it and see what it actually says

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



Stefan Prodan posted:

Does anyone remember how to spell that case that Martin was citing that he claimed held that you can just turn in anything you want in a motion for a new trial and it's not sanctionable? I wanted to look at it and see what it actually says
i paraphrased his opening speech

Martin posted:

To start with a Motion for Sanctions, to allow it to be overruled by operation of law is not only unprecedented in the history of Texas Jurisprudence it ought to be an insult to the court because they're just expecting one more round of sanctions. My personal history is I've never had this argued against me, I searched Texas case law and found one case where the court said you cannot sanction a motion for new trial period paragraph, and there is no case in support of what they want, there is no history of what they want. And I argue that anything done is not going to be sustainable.

In the history of Texas Jurisprudence there is not one single case that has criticised, much less sanctioned counsel for preserving error in a motion for new trial. I genuinely believe it could be on big chief tablet and crayon, as long as it's in writing to the courts filing it preserves error. The arguments made were made in good faith, there is no evidence of scienter, negative intent, and sanctions aren't appropriate.
and then on his later slide, here's a transcribed version:

first slide posted:

THE COURT CANNOT IMPOSE SANCTIONS UNDER TRCP 13 FOR THE CONTINUATION OF A SUIT EVEN IF IT IS SHOWN TO BE BASELESS

The Court cannot impose sanctions under TRCP 13 for the continuation of a suit in the filing of a Motion for New Trial even if it is shown that the MNT is baseless. Karagounis v. Property Co. of Am. 970 S.W.2d 761, 764-65 (Tex.App. -Amarillo 1998, pet.denied). Here, counsel sought sanctions against a party after counsel provided evidence to the Court that the continuation of the lawsuit in filing a Motion for New Trial was frivolous and baseless. TRCP 13 provides no remedy in this context. Id.

second slide posted:

Karagounis failed to appear when the case was called for trial. The court proceeded to hear PCA's request for sanctions under Rule 13 of the Texas Rules of Civil Procedure. The request had been included in its amended answer filed several weeks earlier. Sanctions were sought because Karagounis' suit was allegedly groundless and initiated in bad faith. After hearing evidence presented by PCA's legal counsel, the trial court entered final judgment.

third slide posted:

[red text starts here]Karagounis then timely moved for a new trial, contending that he had discovered new evidence [red text ends here] and that PCA "had not file [sic] a Counterclaim on February 28th [sic] 1997, as required by TRCP 47, [sic] and 97." When that relief was denied by written order, he again moved the court to "reconsider new trial." [red text starts here] Though colored in a different shade, the grounds alleged therein again involved newly discovered evidence and the impropriety of the court awarding sanctions.[red text ends here] That motion too was denied by written order. Sanctions were sought for the motions for new trial and were also granted. Reversed on the lack of judicial authority under Rule 13.
there another slide as well but that should be enough to assess how honest they were being to the court

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
Yeah thanks I just needed the name Karagounis I couldn't remember how it was spelled

Oh I don't even need to think I looked it up I think I can spot the problem based on Bankston's response which iirc was "yes that's correct rule 13 requires intent that's why we are seeking sanctions under rule 10 instead you dumb idiot"

edit: maybe I'm remembering the rule he said wrong or misunderstood because I looked it up and rule 10 is only about an attorney withdrawing so I don't know which one he was talking about but I feel like Bankston was talking about some other rule that didn't require the level of scienter

oh I think this is where I got the 10 from, chapter 10 of texas civil practices and remedies code, not rule 10 of texas civil procedure

https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/Docs/CP/htm/CP.10.htm

Stefan Prodan fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Apr 6, 2023

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Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



it's not mentioned in the decision but Karagounis was also pro se

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