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The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!
Charles is a weapon alright

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sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
Guardian writers fear for jobs as ChatGPT capable of churning out 10,000 liberal melt and transphobic articles per second.

x

Have to lol at anyone who expects anything ChatGPT outputs to mean a loving thing.
I asked bullshit.exe a question and was shocked to find it was fake.

Nephthys
Mar 27, 2010

Not that this is going to surprise anyone but another Tory has been caught in a corruption sting: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65193097

It's hard to remember the last time we could go a few days without a big corruption scandal at this point.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

sinky posted:

Guardian writers fear for jobs as ChatGPT capable of churning out 10,000 liberal melt and transphobic articles per second.

x

Have to lol at anyone who expects anything ChatGPT outputs to mean a loving thing.
I asked bullshit.exe a question and was shocked to find it was fake.

Get a brain, Moran.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!

are they looking for uncle touchys victims?

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"

sinky posted:

Guardian writers fear for jobs as ChatGPT capable of churning out 10,000 liberal melt and transphobic articles per second.

x

Have to lol at anyone who expects anything ChatGPT outputs to mean a loving thing.
I asked bullshit.exe a question and was shocked to find it was fake.

I saw that and assumed it was going to be a clever joke, as the headline itself is so hackneyed ('heres how...') that I thought it would turn out it was chatgpt generated.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
The first sentence of all our headlines has a full stop and the second one, a question, has no punctuation at all. Here's why

E: I hosed that up in 2 totally different ways and I can't be bothered to fix it. I'm busy ok

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Looks like a real shitheel

keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Apr 6, 2023

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Is the Guardian solution to ChatGPT maybe one day writing all their articles to pay the child of an old editor £700k a year to use ChatGPT to write their articles now?

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

This seems a tad over the top unless she does in fact have someone under the patio

https://twitter.com/danwnews/status/1643890843433025538?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

keep punching joe posted:

Looks like a real shitheel

monitor

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001


Jess "I only give a poo poo about women's rights if they're white and british" Philips

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

70 seconds of Keith telling us his dad was a toolmaker

https://twitter.com/politicsjoe_uk/status/1643968747110285313?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Diet Crack posted:

Jess "I only give a poo poo about women's rights if they're white and british" Philips

Jess "Unable to say a sentence that doesn't contain the word's "I" or "me"" Philips

God I hate her

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Sometimes she can.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Can't spell Prostitutes without i

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

He's not wrong! His dad definitely made a tool!

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


he made a tool alright :downsrim:

^^ :argh:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

As Jess knows well, there's no 'u' in 'Member of Parliament', but there is one in 'scum'. So shut up, sit down and let the girls talk a bit, ok bab? x

Sad Panda
Sep 22, 2004

I'm a Sad Panda.

kecske posted:

he made a tool alright :downsrim:

^^ :argh:

And Keir beats you in the video too by making that dad about Stanley Johnson!

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Guavanaut posted:

Sometimes she can.



"I must interrupt my college because I cannot allow her to try and maintain the dignity of those she calls sex workers. The world should only know them as prostitutes. Shameful, shameful prostitutes."



smellmycheese posted:

This seems a tad over the top unless she does in fact have someone under the patio

https://twitter.com/danwnews/status/1643890843433025538?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

A friend of mine made the point, this could just be the British Government throwing its weight against anyone who threatens the "United Kingdom."

Expect to see more of it should Northern Ireland ever seriously move towards reunification.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1643969473395687424

:toot:

e:Ooops, that's in France. Thought the HQ was in London? I should have waited until the end of the video before posting

Why aren't we doing this sort of thing over here? https://twitter.com/Resist_05/status/1643931964842610689

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Apr 6, 2023

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Because this country is stuck in the throws of Stockholm Syndrome, unable to detach it's tongue from both boot and anus

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


fuctifino posted:

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1643969473395687424

:toot:

e:Ooops, that's in France. Thought the HQ was in London? I should have waited until the end of the video before posting

Why aren't we doing this sort of thing over here? https://twitter.com/Resist_05/status/1643931964842610689

Because last time we had decent riots there ended up being people essentially deported for taking a bottle of water from an abandoned shop.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


fuctifino posted:

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1643969473395687424

:toot:

e:Ooops, that's in France. Thought the HQ was in London? I should have waited until the end of the video before posting

Why aren't we doing this sort of thing over here? https://twitter.com/Resist_05/status/1643931964842610689

BlackRock's actual HQ is in NYC.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

The Question IRL posted:

A friend of mine made the point, this could just be the British Government throwing its weight against anyone who threatens the "United Kingdom."

Expect to see more of it should Northern Ireland ever seriously move towards reunification.
That was my thought too, especially after Sturgeon's husband was released without charge. They clearly didn't have the nerve to do it while she was actually in office (even though you'd think that would be even more damaging to the SNP), but the timing came across as very pour encourager les autres.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

behind the blue tarp is two forensics officers playing snap

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

Payndz posted:

That was my thought too, especially after Sturgeon's husband was released without charge. They clearly didn't have the nerve to do it while she was actually in office (even though you'd think that would be even more damaging to the SNP), but the timing came across as very pour encourager les autres.

It's worth noting that the detention period without charge is shorter in Scotland, generally you can only be held for 12 hours rather than 24 as in England, though that detention can be extended to 24 if a senior police officer deems it necessary. There's no option as in England to go to a magistrate and request longer detention up to 4 days, though both England and Scotland share the rule of allowing 14 days for Terrorism Act offences. I would still presume a charge to be coming for Murrell.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/UKLabour/status/1643973886311297028

... I guess I shouldn't feel shocked that Labour would stoop to turning this into a political weapon, but I was shocked

https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1644000967053000705

Again, another post about prosecuting while I guess talking about a track record that is either nonexistent or poo poo?

I'm so tired of this....

e: Sunak just talks about things he hasn't achieved with a picture of him running away

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1643997345959546881

e2: And just for the record, I want protection for women and girls and for offenders to be punished, but I hate seeing this being weaponised like this with fake promises from a dedicated liar and oathbreaker.

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Apr 6, 2023

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Tory MP Scott Benton has been caught in a cash-for-access sting, taking money for the gambling lobby, and had the whip removed:

https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1643730537196974084

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



I assume the ChatGPT bot was rumbled by the Guardian because it can spell?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

The Question IRL posted:

Expect to see more of it should Northern Ireland ever seriously move towards reunification.

lol gently caress no they want rid of this place

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
e: Yeah all the parts of the British state that think that God must defend Protestant Ulster no matter the cost are long dead and replaced with people who look at the balance sheet and say "wait it costs how much?"

Just going the MTG/Qanon route of saying all your opponents love pedos, never backfired on anyone.

Just call Rishi a secret 12 foot lizard, it's a more credible line of attack.

Wasn't Country Love that musician who killed Kurt Corbyn?

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Apr 6, 2023

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Keith's daily video has dropped.

https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1644019358761361417

"I was director of public prosecutions" is the new "My dad was a toolmaker"

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

fuctifino posted:

Keith's daily video has dropped.

https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1644019358761361417

"I was director of public prosecutions" is the new "My dad was a toolmaker"

Half the number of victims, or the violence will be half as severe in each case? In either case, this is a brave first step forward in having the tough conversations to fully engage with the problematic issue of Violence in Society

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013



You can tell that this photo is from Scunthorpe because there's a oval office in the middle

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
It's the facial expression of a man who's been told he left the kettle on, but he's confused because he doesn't remember boiling his whiskey

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


fuctifino posted:

Keith's daily video has dropped.

https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1644019358761361417

"I was director of public prosecutions" is the new "My dad was a toolmaker"

Halve violence against women by redefining "women" to exclude the most affected groups.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
The Grown ups are back in charge, so now we've got two sets of right wing dickheads screaming that the other is a paedophile.

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smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Amazingly - having to work multiple jobs just to survive doesn’t make people happy?!??!? Who could have guessed?

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