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The Kins posted:It's just kinda funny how they don't even try and dress it up in some makes-sense-in-universe way, it's literally just "These blocks have powerups, they give you powers and you'll lose them if you get hit." Kinda jarring, I guess? But it gets out of the way quickly enough. Why do people care about this lol, its just how the world works, magic did it. I dont even wanna see the movie but this is such a limpdick criticism
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mandatory lesbian posted:Why do people care about this lol, its just how the world works, magic did it. I dont even wanna see the movie but this is such a limpdick criticism magic can have rules and structure and functional in logically if physically-impossible way and that point seems disconnected from your plea to just not care about it at all
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Apr 6, 2023 17:03
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Khanstant posted:magic can have rules and structure and functional in logically if physically-impossible way and that point seems disconnected from your plea to just not care about it at all It can also just be magic. Like there doesnt need to be rules and i think mario is the game series where "its just magic" is like the entire logic of the series
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Apr 6, 2023 17:08
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There are like a billion mario games and none of them explain anything. Why does the movie need to be different
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Apr 6, 2023 17:09
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In the video games: Mario breaks blocks, gets mushroom, and gets big: Huh, neat. In the movies: Mario breaks blocks, gets mushroom, and gets big. BUT WHY THOUGH?
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Apr 6, 2023 17:11
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The events in Mario games are canonically a play being put on by the characters and I don't see why the movie should be any different. Based on this I believe any bizarre logic is just the director, or possibly even the actors, improvising.
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Apr 6, 2023 17:12
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"film" and "video game" have completely different artistic conventions op. this is like asking why it would be silly for a character on a serious crime drama to sing before getting stabbed to death when that happens all the time in an opera, and also it's a CGI animated kids movie by a mediocre studio
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Apr 6, 2023 17:12
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do they address the blocks being toads?
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wizard2 posted:Mario by way of Max Headroom should be a fun time but hearing how utterly miserable Hoskins and Leguizamo were on set spoils it for me (and I think it shows in their performances) Also constantly high, apparently: AV Club posted:And it’s all true: Cast member (and character actor royalty) Richard Edson notes that weed was also fairly ubiquitous behind the scenes. “We would hang out a lot and get stoned,” he says. “Bob [Hoskins] would never hang out – he had a mansion somewhere down the beach. But then one night, we were talking about getting high and Bob was like, ‘You guys have pot? You’ve been smoking reefer?’ And we were like, ‘Yeah’, and he yelled, ‘Why didn’t you tell me?! I’ve been sitting alone in my mansion!’ We really looked up to him.” Feels Villeneuve posted:The actors of these movies must have been on freaking drugs 
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Apr 6, 2023 17:15
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Dennis Hopper seemed like the only person in that movie who was actually having fun
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Apr 6, 2023 17:41
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mario bros '93 is goated
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Apr 6, 2023 17:43
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rip bob hoskins and dennis hopper legends
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Mister Facetious posted:how could it possibly be jarring when it's how the games are played Games and films are different OP
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Apr 6, 2023 17:50
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I just played Digimon Survive for twenty minutes. It's got a more mature theme than Cybersleuth. The fact that they're camping out at an abandoned school makes it feel like this is going to be a ghost story but with digimon somehow?
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i loved the vibe and some of the storytelling of Survive but i just found the tactical combat really dull
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Butterfly Valley posted:Games and films are different OP It's being true to the source material. A film is just a really long video game cutscene.
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Mister Facetious posted:how could it possibly be jarring when it's how the games are played u don’t play a movie
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As long as Capcom is remastering bangers from the GameCube era maybe they could take a swing at Paper Mario Thousand Year Door. I'd buy that for a dollar.
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haha what posted:mario bros '93 is goated this
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Apr 6, 2023 18:13
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Mario 93 is not a particularly well made movie, but it sure is entertaining to watch. Where as Mario 2023 may be a well made movie, but it is boring and uninspired.
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Apr 6, 2023 18:30
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Mario 93 is quite well made, it is full of excellent set design and costume effects, with a great Silvestri soundtrack, and generally like distinctive and great
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Mario 93 is quite well made, it is full of excellent set design and costume effects, with a great Silvestri soundtrack, and generally like distinctive and great yeah, the costuming and set design is peak 90s Cyberpunk look. cant deny that.
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External Organs posted:As long as Capcom is remastering bangers from the GameCube era maybe they could take a swing at Paper Mario Thousand Year Door. I'd buy that for a dollar. Product No. 3 will finally get its day in the sun!!
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I would love to play Viewtiful Joe! Port that!Neddy Seagoon posted:Product No. 3 will finally get its day in the sun!! The OST for that game was so good, I think I'm gonna listen to it right now. 
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The live action Mario movie is amazing, just that even exists as a nightmare cyberpunk Mario movie. The 90's were just the wild west when it came to video games adaptions. The movie studios & license holders just did not give a gently caress about the IP's & it ruled.
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Is animal crossing worth a full price cop ?
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you are too stupid to play it op, sorry
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the bob hoskins mario film is FTW
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haha what posted:mario bros '93 is goated
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Quantum of Phallus posted:you are too stupid to play it op, sorry
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Augus posted:u don’t play a movie 
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haha what posted:mario bros '93 is goated
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Augus posted:u don’t play a movie I've got an SMS from Kojima here, it just says the following "you idiot, you fuckin' dolt"
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I’ll have to remember to press the play button when I see the Mario movie in a theater
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BigDumper posted:I’ll have to remember to press the play button when I see the Mario movie in a theater The movie says you have to press start to play but if you press the A button it still starts.
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Super-NintendoUser posted:Mario 93 is not a particularly well made movie, but it sure is entertaining to watch. Ah, a Star Wars prequels vs sequels situation
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John Wick of Dogs posted:The movie says you have to press start to play but if you press the A button it still starts. 
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I suspect that line explaining how power-ups work is a couple of test audiences wrote about how they were confused. Probably they’ve been living under a rock for the last 30 years.
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I mean I liked the new movie fine but it will never inspire anything as fun as this https://twitter.com/AttractMode/status/1578475307249856513?t=S_ZtjM1B2ewE3EHd7O3T_g&s=19
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