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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Hatebag posted:

*fish delight

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AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI37uhx4Cgg

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Outside of chuds, everyone is so tired of the culture war poo poo

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

WarMECH posted:

for real why is meatball even bothering this cycle trump has already established dominance over him and he hasnt even declared yet lol

Yea his age is one of the main reasons I've been saying he'd be a complete idiot to run. The only way to come close to justifying a run this cycle is if you feel like you might lose momentum if you wait four years.....but would that be worse than Trump steamrolling you and making you look like a complete fool and a loser? Dude you can wait 4 years and you still won't even be 50 years old yet, it's a no-brainer.

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

new kind of cat posted:

mike huckabee can’t play bass

nah he's not bad

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1643991967565754368?cxt=HHwWgMDRhf_-0NAtAAAA

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


owned lol

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
the mike huckabee defender has logged on

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/ZLabe/status/1644027840659345408?s=20
:toot: :patriot: :siren: USA USA

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Basebf555 posted:

Yea his age is one of the main reasons I've been saying he'd be a complete idiot to run. The only way to come close to justifying a run this cycle is if you feel like you might lose momentum if you wait four years.....but would that be worse than Trump steamrolling you and making you look like a complete fool and a loser? Dude you can wait 4 years and you still won't even be 50 years old yet, it's a no-brainer.

another thing going against deatnis is that since he is percieved as the defacto trump successor everyone has set their sights on him to bring him down both republicans and future dem challengers

like newsom keeps making statements and passing laws that are specifically to go against everything desantis is doing without calling him by name

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

number go UP! :toot:

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

lmao so mask off you hit bone

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


seriously though, when they expel those three legislators how do their districts get new representation?

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

Basebf555 posted:

Yea his age is one of the main reasons I've been saying he'd be a complete idiot to run. The only way to come close to justifying a run this cycle is if you feel like you might lose momentum if you wait four years.....but would that be worse than Trump steamrolling you and making you look like a complete fool and a loser? Dude you can wait 4 years and you still won't even be 50 years old yet, it's a no-brainer.

he’s high on his own mythology at this point, he’s convinced himself he’s the vanguard of the post-Trump party to the point where he doesn’t even need to wait for Trump to shuffle off or die and he’s surrounded by yes-men who are hoping they can hitch themselves to his star the same way a few dozen losers propelled themselves to big careers by supporting Trump in 2016

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

:ironicat:

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


lmao

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

wtf ron desantis is only 44

yeah he was still in his twenties when he was torturing people at gitmo

also I guess you missed it when I posted this picture of premature-old-faced Ron as a 12-year-old little league star in the early 1990s


Toxoplasmid
May 18, 2004

https://twitter.com/PopeTBlake/status/1643645317454209025?s=20

"My 8 year old son saw his arrest on the news and said "daddy, why are they locking the nice man away"

I said "well, apparently he's done a lot of mean and nasty bad things that the police dont like, son"

It occurred to me, then, that my son had never actually seen trump before so how could he think he was nice?

Then he told me something that will stay with me for the rest of my life.

"no that man is good daddy. I had a dream about that same man. There were pointy things in the sky that were making people sad and exploding and that man flew over the sky with angels wings and made all the explosions go away. thats what jesus would do, daddy. Is he jesus daddy?"

He had tears in his eyes. I didnt know what to say...

The only thing I could say was the truth: "Youre got drat right thats Jesus, son. Youre got drat right.""

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





oooo yeah just had a spicy jamaican beef patty and i got the good mouth tingles

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
maybe charlie kirk is accidentally watching BET

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://mobile.twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1643968433812373504

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
remake of Eye of the Beholder from Twilight Zone but the patient is woke

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

seriously though, when they expel those three legislators how do their districts get new representation?

i think they're being expelled from committee assignments not as representatives

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

VideoKid posted:

the Siamese cat song is pretty racist and could probably be updated

i forgot that was lady and the tramp kept thinking it was the aristocats but they have other racist siamese cats in that one lol

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1643946586643345408?s=20

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
cant believe trump has been in jail for 3 days now and we havent heard a peep from him or his supporters since its wild

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Thoatse posted:

i think they're being expelled from committee assignments not as representatives

well then

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


If trump isn’t the nominee due to heart exploding or whatever desantis will easily beat everyone else. Anyone pulling the lever for an R candidate does it to inflict as much suffering on others as they can and ron is the distant front runner for the human misery voter.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/hilaryagro/status/1643981590354350088?s=61&t=fWsm-upldseXptBaVlet9Q

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

IffyNewtz posted:

https://twitter.com/PopeTBlake/status/1643645317454209025?s=20

"My 8 year old son saw his arrest on the news and said "daddy, why are they locking the nice man away"

I said "well, apparently he's done a lot of mean and nasty bad things that the police dont like, son"

It occurred to me, then, that my son had never actually seen trump before so how could he think he was nice?

Then he told me something that will stay with me for the rest of my life.

"no that man is good daddy. I had a dream about that same man. There were pointy things in the sky that were making people sad and exploding and that man flew over the sky with angels wings and made all the explosions go away. thats what jesus would do, daddy. Is he jesus daddy?"

He had tears in his eyes. I didnt know what to say...

The only thing I could say was the truth: "Youre got drat right thats Jesus, son. Youre got drat right.""

my son looked at me with tears in his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest and said Trumpkanda forever

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
i bet ronny d is very bad at sex

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

donald jesus trump

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

External Organs posted:

He's 67 in pudding years

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

Good Citizen posted:

https://twitter.com/jillreports/status/1639037832386998272?s=46&t=z3uF6wUvSqPNGhOasO9PNQ

I can never get enough of dumb motorists getting absolutely owned by bollards and other basic traffic management structures

Tell me you were texting and driving without saying you were texting and driving lol

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

new kind of cat posted:

i bet ronny d is very bad at sex

pudding eating skills dont translate?

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

deathbysnusnu posted:

If trump isn’t the nominee due to heart exploding or whatever desantis will easily beat everyone else. Anyone pulling the lever for an R candidate does it to inflict as much suffering on others as they can and ron is the distant front runner for the human misery voter.

nah he is a terrible speaker and and has an ego more fragile than trump himself

if any candidate could be forced to cry on stage during a debate then dasatnis would get my money

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

lmao scratch that it looks like they're trying to fully expel them

Toxoplasmid
May 18, 2004

Buddykins posted:

donald jesus trump

It's what the J stands for

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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Where is my John Wayne?
Where is my prairie song
Where is my happy ending?
Where have all the whitey's gone?

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