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King Vidiot posted:Fair enough, but it seems like for every five big movies for grown-ups there's like one children's movie, if that. I'm just basing it on DVD releases, which I keep track of like monthly since I'm buying movies for the library. Marvel movies are for kids
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CelticPredator posted:Marvel movies are for kids Large adult sons and daughters are technically not kids despite their childishness.
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All movies are for children, want to be a grown up read a book
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CharlestheHammer posted:All movies are for children, want to be a grown up read a book All books are for children, want to be a grown up get into an argument in the Agora.
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Apr 5, 2023 23:29
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all forms of entertainment are for children want to be entertained learn how to get off on working more
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https://twitter.com/mitchhedbot/status/1612035278469824512
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Movies are for kids, internet video is for teens, podcasts are for adults, reading is for olds, and radio is for very olds.
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Thanks for also reminding me of this joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCvoyEVVy9s
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kiimo posted:Thanks for also reminding me of this joke A GOAT
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Any form of escapism is for children. Choking off all dopamine and raising a fist at the human condition is for adults.
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If it's fun, it's childish. Real Adults only like sad movies about disease or crime.
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Byzantine posted:If it's fun, it's childish. Real Adults only like sad movies about disease or crime. This, but in music form
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Apr 6, 2023 18:57
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The only acceptable movie is the Whale staring Brandon Frazier
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No, that one's bad because they used a fat suit instead of an actor of appropriate size.
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I thought it was bad because it wasnt very good Which is how you know its a good movie because you dont enjoy watching it
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That's why Manchester By The Sea is the best movie of all time because the theater going experience makes you want to kill yourself
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Lobok posted:Yeah, does this share producers with Sex Education or something? I see at least three actors, which seems like more than coincidence. They shot it in the UK so it would have been easier to get the hottest UK actors without having to fly them out anywhere (UK actors are cheaper than US ones because they're often not SAG).
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Byzantine posted:If it's fun, it's childish. Real Adults only like sad movies about disease or crime.  esp if theyre nuanced takes on real life issues like Traffic or Crash lol
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Byzantine posted:If it's fun, it's childish. Real Adults only like sad movies about disease or crime. This is why the most mature movie ever made is Osmosis Jones, because it is about Disease Crime.
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Kramer vs. Kramer and Ordinary People have the most miserably mundane settings with uncomfortable, hairy casts so they must be the most adult movies ever made.
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CharlestheHammer posted:The only acceptable movie is the Whale staring Brandon Frazier Its just so odd they made a joeysworldtour biopic
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Byzantine posted:If it's fun, it's childish. Real Adults only like sad movies about disease or crime. 
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Oh, I'd heard Stallone made an adult film.
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im gonna rewatch this. i dont think ive seen it (aside from the pizza scissor scene) since a sleepover at my friends house in 92
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The only thing I remember about Cobra is he has a match in his mouth the entire loving movie until the end where he uses it to light an explosive. It should have been called Match Point
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kiimo posted:The only thing I remember about Cobra is he has a match in his mouth the entire loving movie until the end where he uses it to light an explosive. lol i basically only remember the evil bad guy has a massively overproduced knife, and i think plotwise hes the leader of a serial killer cult?? also birgitte nielsen is in it and she was hot iirc anyway downloads done so time to watch e: oh yea now i remember the ax thing lmao Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Apr 6, 2023 |
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whoa this guy was radicalized by caveman diet tiktok, doing a mass shooting but hes going after produce and beans and stuff
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My dad videotaped Cobra off of TV and he wrote it as Cobru That's all I remember about that movie.
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Carthag Tuek posted:im gonna rewatch this. i dont think ive seen it (aside from the pizza scissor scene) since a sleepover at my friends house in 92 kiimo posted:The only thing I remember about Cobra is he has a match in his mouth the entire loving movie until the end where he uses it to light an explosive. Yeah, the only alternate title for that movie is Pizza Scissors.
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wow this movie is really stupid idk if i can finish it. tho it is cool that the gun range is right across the hall from the police chief's office with only glass partitions between.Codependent Poster posted:My dad videotaped Cobra off of TV and he wrote it as Cobru lol, my dad has one saying Apocalypso
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He rips a man's shirt off.
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Cobra's loving fantastic.
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this is probably the most derivate movie ive seen off the top of my head its got terminator, psycho, the shining, thief also i was gonna say its weird that the serial killer cult has like 500 members, but its only weird because its pre-internet
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Doesn't Stallone call Rambo a pussy in Cobra. Or is that Tango & Cash.
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It's Tango & Cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0RzRm3HMAY
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Tango & Cash is so good.
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Re. depressing movies, my friends brother once asked him what movie he should rent while at the parents house for Christmas and he responded with "Happiness". He did, they watched it, and were very angry.
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ruddiger posted:It's Tango & Cash. Ah I just listened to the How Did This Get Made episode about this movie, it was rereleased on Monday
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ruddiger posted:It's Tango & Cash. gently caress I need to watch this again. Being a child and watching it all the small stuff floats and you just remember big action and the torture scene with sponges.
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narrow stallone was cool as hell also what was it the specialist? where he has cool glasses while making a bomb or a gun or defusing either or? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOIjvJ4otfQ @ 15 seconds
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