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how many guilty counts at trial in december for trump?
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complete and total exoneration 94 21.12%
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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

oh, just one more thing: why did you leave the turtle on it's back?

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Biden didn’t even win his last election!!!

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
i'm sorry, please define, 'toitel'

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Oh, I tell ya, that was superb. Absolutely wonderful. Appreciate you cooking that wonderful meal. My wife, now, she always tells me I eat too many of those protein packs and I should get some real food in my system. I tell her, all the time, tell her, I can get any kind of flavored sauce with those protein packs and they digest in my bionic track real quick. But this? Oh my, that real food was good. You've certainly welcomed me into your home, and I think I'll leave you to your evening.

But, and I just remembered this, one more thing before I leave? Thanks, I'll be very quick, don't want to forget this meal. But, I was looking at the video of Mr Takeshi's murder in the financial district alleyway. Odd thing I noticed though, the water. You see, the water in the puddles near his feet as he's running? Well, sir, it looks like something's hitting those puddles right behind Mr Takeshi running away. Almost as if, and pardon my speculating here, but almost as if those are feet hitting the water as someone's chasing him. Invisible feet? I know, I know, my Lieutenant thought I was crazy.

But Mr Gouda, Sir, isn't it true that in your position you have an assigned Shell with a built-in Thermoptic Camouflage system? And wasn't it true, that on the night of Mr Takeshi's murder, while you were having that dinner with the Minister of Finance, the local Security Grid detected a Ghost Transference in your area? Now, Mr Gouda, could you explain this?

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

:wow:

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Buddykins posted:

always lol at this because theres so many names i dont recognize

lol yeah kinda weird

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

made out with a woman i work with tonight and had a heart to heart with her best friend and realized nothing matters and its all the same

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

gently caress you. I miss trump

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

DryGoods posted:

Oh, I tell ya, that was superb. Absolutely wonderful. Appreciate you cooking that wonderful meal. My wife, now, she always tells me I eat too many of those protein packs and I should get some real food in my system. I tell her, all the time, tell her, I can get any kind of flavored sauce with those protein packs and they digest in my bionic track real quick. But this? Oh my, that real food was good. You've certainly welcomed me into your home, and I think I'll leave you to your evening.

But, and I just remembered this, one more thing before I leave? Thanks, I'll be very quick, don't want to forget this meal. But, I was looking at the video of Mr Takeshi's murder in the financial district alleyway. Odd thing I noticed though, the water. You see, the water in the puddles near his feet as he's running? Well, sir, it looks like something's hitting those puddles right behind Mr Takeshi running away. Almost as if, and pardon my speculating here, but almost as if those are feet hitting the water as someone's chasing him. Invisible feet? I know, I know, my Lieutenant thought I was crazy.

But Mr Gouda, Sir, isn't it true that in your position you have an assigned Shell with a built-in Thermoptic Camouflage system? And wasn't it true, that on the night of Mr Takeshi's murder, while you were having that dinner with the Minister of Finance, the local Security Grid detected a Ghost Transference in your area? Now, Mr Gouda, could you explain this?
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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

peeepee

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


hell ueah

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

DryGoods posted:

why do you keep trying to Lure us to Japan?


what's waiting there?

im watching tesudo and uhh nothing good

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

ah knoniichiwa

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

DryGoods posted:

Oh, I tell ya, that was superb. Absolutely wonderful. Appreciate you cooking that wonderful meal. My wife, now, she always tells me I eat too many of those protein packs and I should get some real food in my system. I tell her, all the time, tell her, I can get any kind of flavored sauce with those protein packs and they digest in my bionic track real quick. But this? Oh my, that real food was good. You've certainly welcomed me into your home, and I think I'll leave you to your evening.

But, and I just remembered this, one more thing before I leave? Thanks, I'll be very quick, don't want to forget this meal. But, I was looking at the video of Mr Takeshi's murder in the financial district alleyway. Odd thing I noticed though, the water. You see, the water in the puddles near his feet as he's running? Well, sir, it looks like something's hitting those puddles right behind Mr Takeshi running away. Almost as if, and pardon my speculating here, but almost as if those are feet hitting the water as someone's chasing him. Invisible feet? I know, I know, my Lieutenant thought I was crazy.

But Mr Gouda, Sir, isn't it true that in your position you have an assigned Shell with a built-in Thermoptic Camouflage system? And wasn't it true, that on the night of Mr Takeshi's murder, while you were having that dinner with the Minister of Finance, the local Security Grid detected a Ghost Transference in your area? Now, Mr Gouda, could you explain this?

lol

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006


he say you columbo

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

i just put the Columbo font in a paper... hehe....

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

shut up

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

ya ok but if i got racist id be a hero......

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

computer import my discography

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Lpzie posted:

ya ok but if i got racist id be a hero......

prove it

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpE1H_gZvsE

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drE81JnBo1c

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Hope u got some good sleep Lpzie

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

External Organs posted:

Hope u got some good sleep Lpzie

ty i did...... a futon is touching the ground so the electrons ⚡ go directly through me without stopping, charging me faster like a Dam

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

smarxist where the hell are you....

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Lpzie posted:

ty i did...... a futon is touching the ground so the electrons ⚡ go directly through me without stopping, charging me faster like a Dam

Don't let the ground steal your lections that greedy motherfucker

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

DryGoods posted:

Cyberpunk Columbo

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
lol vice news did a piece making fun of republicans getting rid of electronic voting for hand counting votes

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Third World Reagan posted:

lol vice news did a piece making fun of republicans getting rid of electronic voting for hand counting votes

Heh gotem! Bet they'll feel dumb when they do some poo poo like only the votes counted on election day count and oh would you look at that we start with the republican pile.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006


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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/doulbedoink/status/1644034203632168969?s=20

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

nobody wants to post any more......

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