Origami Dali posted:

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

The real crime is that Jack Black should have been a half-wookie half-yoda

goth smoking cloves posted:

a.lo posted:

how would that work idiot

a.lo posted:

how would that work idiot

goth smoking cloves posted:

I only neigh for the cross

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I dunno you put his face behind a little Yoda puppet and let him make some goofy faces and sounds and the kids will clap

a.lo posted:

But then you don’t get to see Jack Black and so what am I paying for

DryGoods posted:

Oh, I tell ya, that was superb. Absolutely wonderful. Appreciate you cooking that wonderful meal. My wife, now, she always tells me I eat too many of those protein packs and I should get some real food in my system. I tell her, all the time, tell her, I can get any kind of flavored sauce with those protein packs and they digest in my bionic track real quick. But this? Oh my, that real food was good. You've certainly welcomed me into your home, and I think I'll leave you to your evening.

But, and I just remembered this, one more thing before I leave? Thanks, I'll be very quick, don't want to forget this meal. But, I was looking at the video of Mr Takeshi's murder in the financial district alleyway. Odd thing I noticed though, the water. You see, the water in the puddles near his feet as he's running? Well, sir, it looks like something's hitting those puddles right behind Mr Takeshi running away. Almost as if, and pardon my speculating here, but almost as if those are feet hitting the water as someone's chasing him. Invisible feet? I know, I know, my Lieutenant thought I was crazy.

But Mr Gouda, Sir, isn't it true that in your position you have an assigned Shell with a built-in Thermoptic Camouflage system? And wasn't it true, that on the night of Mr Takeshi's murder, while you were having that dinner with the Minister of Finance, the local Security Grid detected a Ghost Transference in your area? Now, Mr Gouda, could you explain this?

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/1644313795353800706

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I'm assuming the only reason anyone has Disney+ is because they bundled it with everything

Good god don't pay for it

Korean Boomhauer posted:

i invite all lurkers to poast

Asproigerosis posted:

Lol remember when they arrested trump for 34 counts of felony business record fraud, didn't even put him in jail, and his first court date isn't foe another 8 months?

Plinkey posted:

Origami Dali posted:

Origami Dali posted:

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/1644313795353800706

Lpzie posted:

BUSH 2112 posted:

so it probably makes a difference that i didn't start learning japanese until i was like 36, but goddamn there are just so many kanji

also it doesn't really apply to this image but when products use stylized kanji or even katakana it's just loving impossible for my oldbrains to interpret sometimes lol. japanese is a cool rear end language tho so i'll keep learning that poo poo

goth smoking cloves posted:

I only neigh for the cross

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/1644313795353800706

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I blew off work today to go visit my wife’s 99 year old grandma

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Hell yeah, grandmas own

Mostly

My one grandma was actually pretty abusive but she also always had a plate of those Italian cookies around so who can say really

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I blew off work today to go visit my wife’s 99 year old grandma

Hatebag posted:

Wow, blowing off a whole office before 9. Must've been a hectic morning

Korean Boomhauer posted:

i invite all lurkers to poast

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Not with cyclist lungs

He's like Lance Armstrong

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Not with cyclist lungs

He's like Lance Armstrong