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Cody would have beaten Roman if he had used the cross face chicken wing.
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Dell_Zincht posted:Wait
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Clash at the Castle I think was the 5 star match
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Why did dave only rate the 1* miz vs snoop and not the preceding 7* classic miz vs shane
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Roman going over was clear as day once someone pointed out that his reign would hit 1k days at the next blood money show
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/wrestlepurists/status/1644290850703253504?s=46 Of course it loving was this isn't news
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Triple H does suck but he also accepted that the greggs sausage bean and cheese melt is a banger so he's not all bad.
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Dell_Zincht posted:Wait
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They’ve been shoving Roman down everyone’s throat for like a decade now. They weren’t gonna give it up to fuckin Cody Rhodes. The only person they might give it to is Brock or Cena. They’ve booked themselves into a hole but Vince doesn’t give a poo poo and neither does WWEs stupidass fan base.
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*It's late in the match and Cody Rhodes appears to be on his way to defeating Roman Reigns. As he sets up a third Cross Rhodes, time stops and a rubber chicken ominously appears before him* Chicken: Looks like you've gotten yourself quite comfortable over here. You know what they say about good times, don't you? Cody: Yeah... Good times never last. Chicken: That's right. Soon your push will all be over. Cody: I had a feeling things would catch up with me. ...Is Hunter still mad about the throne thing? Chicken: Oh, no. This... This is much worse. Cody: How long do I have? Chicken: You? You don't have much time. No one does. Cody: There's nothing I can do about it, right? Chicken: No. By now there's nothing anyone can do about it. Cody: Okay. No need to fight it then. Chicken: I'm glad you understand. ...Getting buried is not as scary as it sounds. *time resumes as Solo Sikoa hits Cody with a Samoan Spike, followed by a spear from Roman. After Cody is pinned, we see a montage of WWE talent getting released for budget cuts while "You Are The Blood" by Castanets plays*
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Cody losing might have always been the plan but the rubber chicken thing is taking off and that's the kind of embarrassing poo poo Vince hates and kills characters over. Cody's push ended by the one thing he always wanted to please and could never make happy... the fans
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Kennel posted:The first five for Sami, Kevin, Usos and Drew. The second for Sheamus. The sixth for Gunther (fifth in WWE making him the sole leader ahead of Gargano with four) El Generico Kevin Steen Unsanctioned Mask vs. Career Fight Without Honor was like a five star match in my heart, though.
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Grem posted:Cody losing might have always been the plan but the rubber chicken thing is taking off and that's the kind of embarrassing poo poo Vince hates and kills characters over. This is Cody derangement syndrome
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I'll not be satisfied until the entire crowd have rubber chickens and honk them all during the "whoaaa" of Cody's song
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algebra testes posted:El Generico Kevin Steen Unsanctioned Mask vs. Career Fight Without Honor was like a five star match in my heart, though. The Steenerico Ladder War owned too.
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Imagine you had the worst day of your life and then you woke up the next day and found out that, through no fault of your own, people would be throwing rubber chickens at you until the day you died
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Grem posted:Cody losing might have always been the plan but the rubber chicken thing is taking off and that's the kind of embarrassing poo poo Vince hates and kills characters over.  Finally, good long-term booking
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/wrestlepurists/status/1644290850703253504?s=46 5$ million a year to Cody to try to keep Roman over
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Has anyone done a "Cody's head at the bottom of the screen when the WWE Codyvator gets stuck, but it's a rubber chicken's head instead" Photoshop, because if not they should
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RUBBER CHICKEN IN MY SOUL RUBBER CHICKEN CODY RHODES
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Other stuff from Dave: Orton's nowhere near returning Logan Paul's deal expired after Mania but he's going to stay, if he hasn't re-signed already Vince nixed Bayley's segment on Raw. Damage CTRL is probably done They want to bring back Christian Cage whenever he's done with AEW (unknown how long that is), Edge wants to team with him again before being done for good
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Chris James 2 posted:
Dave has this backwards.
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Ole Adam is gonna have to come down to Jacksonville if he wants to make that wish come true
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Chris James 2 posted:They want to bring back Christian Cage whenever he's done with AEW (unknown how long that is), Edge wants to team with him again before being done for good Want to and will be able to are two very different things. Is Christian as dumb as Cody? I certainly hope there aren't two people that dumb walking this, or any other, earth.
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Christian could make a shitton of money to go do some Edge and Christian stuff in WWE, and I think AEW has gotten the peak of his value they're gonna get out of him unless they want to REALLY, REALLY, REALLY push him as a top heel, which I do think you could definitely do, but the guy is 49 and has already had a feud-derailing injury. I dunno if Adam Copeland coming to AEW would be awesome or lame as gently caress. Damage CTRL was literally the one and only thing HHH came up with entirely on his own, he booked it like poo poo and Vince has obviously completely killed it, honestly, for good reason. I feel so bad for Dakota and Iyo that they re-signed for that bullshit. I hope PAM! is a ghost and we can see her somewhere else. So is Orton just, like, done, or what? He's been gone for a year and is nowhere close to returning. Seems kinda hosed.
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Chris James 2 posted:Other stuff from Dave: Vince refuses to die until he superimposes a blue dot over Christian’s face.
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Robviously posted:Want to and will be able to are two very different things. Is Christian as dumb as Cody? I certainly hope there aren't two people that dumb walking this, or any other, earth. 1) There are far more than 2. 2) Christian is looking at the big 5-0. If he wants to get the fat stack for a reunion tour with Edge for a year then retire I certainly won't blame him. Actually I will because gently caress WWE but I won't blame him that much.
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MJeff posted:Christian could make a shitton of money to go do some Edge and Christian stuff in WWE, and I think AEW has gotten the peak of his value they're gonna get out of him unless they want to REALLY, REALLY, REALLY push him as a top heel, which I do think you could definitely do, but the guy is 49 and has already had a feud-derailing injury. I think Adam would be alright in tag matches. The FTR match would be good, I feel.
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Vertical Lime posted:the following wrestlemania matches got 4 or above I always knew Dave rated WWE on a curve, but lol. Dominik vs Rey was fine, but Rey was clearly doing the heavy lifting in that match and I'd give it a 3.5, meanwhile the threeway was super fun and good but nothing screamed 5 stars to me, just a really good 4 star match. I'd deffo give Belair vs Asuka like a 4.5. Roman vs Cody i'd say is more 4.25 but I won't really argue with those stars.
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Pylons posted:I think Adam would be alright in tag matches. The FTR match would be good, I feel. I just wonder if he could reign in his https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZR3vHe7ON4
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