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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Be on the lookout for spicy Karens.

https://twitter.com/theadvocatebr/status/1644105277136936961?s=20

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I hope the store was located near a hill and they got a good run going and just rode the carts down to where they'd tied up their horses.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Four shopping carts full of booze armed only with pepper spray and sped off in a light colored Kia the movie is half written already


Avengers: Karendgame

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

Look sometimes you gotta do what you can to make easter dinner lit without spending a lot of money.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

kiimo posted:

Four shopping carts full of booze armed only with pepper spray and sped off in a light colored Kia the movie is half written already


Avengers: Karendgame

Maybe it’s because I just watched Everything Everywhere All at Once but I can picture this clearly in a very The Daniels aesthetic.

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I'm afraid to ask when she had her oil last changed.

She has changed the oil but I asked her earlier when she last rotated her tires and she said she hasn’t done it since she bought the car….2 years ago. It’s ok, I fussed at her.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

wandler20 posted:

I'd support this. Outside of nearly every liquor store I've been to you see these littered in the parking lot.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1644097671714463744?t=hBO8DhqJEKG-nUZlKFC64Q&s=19
They're littering the parking lot because Real Deal Alcoholics buy them and drink them there. Banning a specific quantity just shoves that problem elsewhere.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION




There go some slippery nipples

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


Gonna laugh when it turns out this was all cheap wine and plastic bottle liquor

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Mandalorian: I really did not anticipate Jack Black, Lizzo, or Christopher Lloyd. :stare: That ruled.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Just got off the plane in Pittsburgh. Probably should have brought a jacket or sweatshirt or something....

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Hey dudes and ladies. What does "bean town" mean as an insult.

Watching this movie and a dude referred to someone as a bean town motherfucker and idgi?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

BlindSite posted:

Hey dudes and ladies. What does "bean town" mean as an insult.

Watching this movie and a dude referred to someone as a bean town motherfucker and idgi?

Boston

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Yeah one of those insults that unfortunate people take pride in.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Makes sense.

Thank you.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Bean Town is an insult?

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Its Rinaldo posted:

Bean Town is an insult?

Do you think being from Boston is a good thing?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

BlindSite posted:

I like those little one hitters for when I make penne alla vodka, because I don't really buy or drink vodka.

vodka doesn't go bad, you can buy a 750 or 500ml bottle and just keep it on the shelf or if you're feeling nordic, keep it in the freezer and if it takes a decade to use up that's fine

but also, make white russians

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Leperflesh posted:

vodka doesn't go bad, you can buy a 750 or 500ml bottle and just keep it on the shelf or if you're feeling nordic, keep it in the freezer and if it takes a decade to use up that's fine

but also, make white russians

Excuse me, I have it on good authority it absolutely spoils if left open

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/NoahGarfinkel/status/1644152367410221058?s=20

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Ez beer bread pizza in a cast iron



Probably could have given it another minute or two and really burnished that crust but was super hungry.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

swickles posted:

Do you think being from Boston is a good thing?

- guy from Florida

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Where do you think like a third of Floridians are from?

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
The first and only time I've ever been to Boston was less than a month before COVID hit it big in the US. Coincidence????

I actually really liked Boston, at least the parts that I saw :shobon:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

swickles posted:

Where do you think like a third of Floridians are from?

new york

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

I said one third, not one half.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
New Jersey

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

BlindSite posted:

I like those little one hitters for when I make penne alla vodka, because I don't really buy or drink vodka.

Same for cognac and al poivre sauce

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer


Hello this is Chuck and he is my new friend

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Lol

https://twitter.com/ChasingSnyder/status/1644247451753127937?t=zvQ9T0g8n-U6f7mr9x1y1g&s=19

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







“I didn’t post your trauma. I mentioned you HAD trauma.”

FizFashizzle fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Apr 7, 2023

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Happy belated birthday, Ross!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Joey Freshwater posted:



Hello this is Chuck and he is my new friend

'sup dog?

That Allbright thing is...well something I wouldn't share with the internet. But like, this is your plan? This is what makes you look good? How do you end up here.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

People really, really need to learn that everything about your life doesn’t need to be posted online.

However, it is great content.

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Joey Freshwater posted:



Hello this is Chuck and he is my new friend

I would also like to be friends with Chuck. Can you bring him by?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





"The victim talks about their trauma, while the narcissist talks about the victim."

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Joey Freshwater posted:



Hello this is Chuck and he is my new friend

Hi chuck :)

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Braksgirl posted:

I would also like to be friends with Chuck. Can you bring him by?

He is currently v busy barking at birds from the patio but I’ll ask him when he’s finished

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Joey Freshwater posted:



Hello this is Chuck and he is my new friend

OMW to become friends with Chuck.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Freaquency posted:

People really, really need to learn that everything about your life doesn’t need to be posted online.

However, it is great content.

https://twitter.com/beckswelker/status/1644322283966570497?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

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