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16-bit Butt-Head posted:I played the new Mario Party game last night. lmao i remember seeing this one out in the wild
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I mentioned this in the last sagas thread but MrBibs is so ridiculously incapable of playing videogames that in world of warcraft he has to constantly level new characters to funnel all their gold onto his main, because he dies so much that he is broke at all times from repair costs. which for those who don't play wow: repair costs are insanely low that it's a nonfactor at every stage of the game for even a new player so he dies THAT much.
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Paladinus posted:Is he wrong, though? Probably not but isn’t the whole point of Mario Party pure chaos?
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Apr 7, 2023 15:00
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He really didn't like when they made people complete Silver proving grounds to be able to queue for heroic dungeons I just posted about him in the memes thread recently lmao
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skeleton warrior posted:Here’s the thread: It was these very forums that gave me a poor opinion of Canadians. Even some posters in that thread that I actually like just seem to gloss over and ignore the Cree poster. I don't know why they see themselves as morally superior to Americans. They got a past as shady as any other euro empire colony, like Australia, S. Africa, the US and most of South America.
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there was another goon whose kids were frightened of the ai in mario party and wouldnt play it for fear of losing
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Ibram Gaunt posted:I mentioned this in the last sagas thread but MrBibs is so ridiculously incapable of playing videogames that in world of warcraft he has to constantly level new characters to funnel all their gold onto his main, because he dies so much that he is broke at all times from repair costs. which for those who don't play wow: repair costs are insanely low that it's a nonfactor at every stage of the game for even a new player so he dies THAT much. lol
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Tenkaris posted:He really didn't like when they made people complete Silver proving grounds to be able to queue for heroic dungeons I remember when that happened and everyone was baffled since even small children could beat silver proving grounds without any issue and it existed just to ensure you had a pulse.
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Apr 7, 2023 15:02
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When I'm irredeemably bad at a game, usually, I just stop playing it. Can't fathom why one would stick with a game that actively makes them suffer. Now excuse me, I need to queue up for my Silver II League game.
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:there was another goon whose kids were frightened of the ai in mario party and wouldnt play it for fear of losing Play mario party with multiple AI on feels like you might’ve already lost the point of the game. Unless you’re doing some sort of Mario Party Fumble Dimension
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Grassy Knowles posted:Mario Party Fumble Dimension Wanna see this now
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:games rules because in every thread there is one person freaking out because they dont understand how video games work and that makes the video game poorly designed Those dudes rule. Though it's hard to pick a favorite of stereotype between: Wrongly angry at a mechanic and won't back down about it Tryhard/casual debaters Clueless dude who asks what games are good to play on a controller Complains about a game being bad while putting in 120 hours within two weeks Guy who only lives to call games bad and lacks enjoyment in their heart
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Spanish Manlove posted:Wrongly angry at a mechanic and won't back down about it I just don’t think games need A presses okay
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Spanish Manlove posted:Those dudes rule. Though it's hard to pick a favorite of stereotype between: Destiny 2 thread has all of these!
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Ibram Gaunt posted:I remember when that happened and everyone was baffled since even small children could beat silver proving grounds without any issue and it existed just to ensure you had a pulse. Reminds me of this clip I watched yesterday lol https://youtube.com/shorts/8_rx6av8YLE?feature=share
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Ibram Gaunt posted:Destiny 2 thread has all of these! As a former Destiny 1 space chore worker, did they fix anything or is Destiny still trying to be the right time for all these broken clocks? I’m saying this as someone who was ‘good’ at the game and put way too many hours down during my freelancing WFH years, and while I won’t come back to MMOs I’m curious if it’s gotten less…exploitative space chore simulator. ….and can folks still do that trick to give up a weapon slot and only carry snipers? That and the first few times soloing Crota are probably the only actual fun I had that wasn’t just voice chatting with friends.
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Ibram Gaunt posted:I mentioned this in the last sagas thread but MrBibs is so ridiculously incapable of playing videogames that in world of warcraft he has to constantly level new characters to funnel all their gold onto his main, because he dies so much that he is broke at all times from repair costs. which for those who don't play wow: repair costs are insanely low that it's a nonfactor at every stage of the game for even a new player so he dies THAT much. Lmao
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Anyone remember a goon called Interstellar Idiot? He had a similar problem with games, he couldn't get past the crows (harpies?) at the start of the first God of War game. This is going way, way back, to like 2006 or something. He actually made a lot of threads and many of them were goldmined. Not because he was a good poster but because of some of the crazy things he said made for great comedy. Like how he was in his 20's and living away from home but his parents still monitored his browsing history to make sure he wasn't looking at porn. He also got probed by The Finn for trying to get goons to do his homework for him. He was near the top of the posting gloryhole for number of goldmined threads. Like I said, this is almost forums pre-history. The very thing that brought me to the forums in the first place were the comedy articles on the front page. Taylor 'Psychosis' Bell was easily my favourite writer. I'd put him on a par with Seanbaby, even. I searched his name and got 7 results, 5 of which were me asking if anyone remembered him. I went and checked the frontpage to see if his work is still around. Here's his stuff: https://www.somethingawful.com/author/15/
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Ibram Gaunt posted:I mentioned this in the last sagas thread but MrBibs is so ridiculously incapable of playing videogames that in world of warcraft he has to constantly level new characters to funnel all their gold onto his main, because he dies so much that he is broke at all times from repair costs. which for those who don't play wow: repair costs are insanely low that it's a nonfactor at every stage of the game for even a new player so he dies THAT much. I feel bad for him. It's such a level of stupid that it's probably clinical and not really something he can fix by watching a YouTube video on how to press 1 then 2 then 3 then 1 then 2 then 4 then sometimes 5 or 6.
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Grassy Knowles posted:I just don’t think games need A presses okay This post reminded me of Balan Wonderworld which is still funny
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yuji naka got arrested for insider trading at square lol
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Spanish Manlove posted:I feel bad for him. It's such a level of stupid that it's probably clinical and not really something he can fix by watching a YouTube video on how to press 1 then 2 then 3 then 1 then 2 then 4 then sometimes 5 or 6. I'm always amazed when I remember that there are people that click most of their spells
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I used to be a clicker till I got one of those MMO mice with the number pad on the side.
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Ahh yes, the razer naga Someone link the Kirk thread
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:yuji naka got arrested for insider trading at square lol What's the point of being a big guy if you can't do a little insider trading. what're you supposed to do, pretend you don't know something. sheesh
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:yuji naka got arrested for insider trading at square lol He tried to trade in Balan Wonderland for a better game?
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:What's the point of being a big guy if you can't do a little insider trading. Yeah, Bane did it just fine!
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:So I'm honestly asking, why does the board game part of Mario Party exist at all if it's just chaos and nothing matters and anybody's points can go to anybody else at any time because gently caress you? Mario Party, like Mario Kart or Monopoly, exists to break up families and induce screaming rage in all age groups to the hilarity of other players. That's the point. If the Dalai Lama could be persuaded to play a few rounds he'd chuck a wiimote through a window given the right rolls.
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Tenkaris posted:I'm always amazed when I remember that there are people that click most of their spells That reminds me of the eternal argument in the fighting game thread about game tutorials where sure you could explicitly tell someone what to do in a nicely organized and well thought out way to learn a character or class or spec, and then you'll still get a mr.bibs who must have the apm of a sloth or yobgoblin who had a seizure while playing guilty gear. Those types rule. Alternatively there's also the guy who needs a 4 hour YouTube video to learn how to combine herbs in resident evil
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it took me a week to kill the alligator in resident evil 2 last time i played it but in my defense it was a knife only playthrough lol
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I can't imagine ever being in a situation where your complaints are so obnoxious, the creator of a game approaches you and offers to give you a controller that is most likely worth more than what the game was selling for.
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I have the reflexes of an 80 year old so I mostly stick to video games where that isn't a problem
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:This post reminded me of Balan Wonderworld which is still funny i have never had a more harsh smack via the Mandela Effect than when someone pointed out to me it's Balan Wonderworld, and not Wonderland
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symbolic posted:i have never had a more harsh smack via the Mandela Effect than when someone pointed out to me it's Balan Wonderworld, and not Wonderland You had a soft rhyme right there Naka (more like Baka amirite)
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This isn't directed at you specifically but the Mandela Effect is bull talk. Wow, you misremembered something. Get a grip.
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:yuji naka got arrested for insider trading at square lol Pablo Nergigante posted:The creator of Sonic the Hedgehog has been arrested, and not for the reason you’d think
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:This isn't directed at you specifically but the Mandela Effect is bull talk. Wow, you misremembered something. Get a grip. Says you. I am hopping through dimensions, traveling parallel universes like Quantum Leap until I find my home, where the word is spelled seperate and not separate.
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