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hellotoothpaste posted:MatlockEATS ColumboEATS would be a good name for a chili stand.
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istewart posted:I'm ready to become a fanvestor all we sell is #farm-2-table Matlock scented wet deodorant and Matlock-shaped pizza
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Gee, if only there was a marketplace where I could discover true connection to the Matlock brand
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Starring Andy Garffith
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Dr. Quarex posted:Yeah I remember in 2011 I was talking to an older gay guy who was taking a class at my university and I said in passing how I hoped we got the marriage equality nonsense figured out soon and he immediately raised his voice and started a tirade like "WHAT THE HELL HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE MARRIAGE EQUALITY? MOST GAYS ARE SICK FUCKS BLAH BLAH" and I was like "k note to self never talk to this man again" so basically this is Nathen, he hates being gay and wants no good things for the LGBTQ movement as a result I'm suddenly reminded of Ted Rall saying he opposes same sex marriage because gay people are supposed to be counterculture and letting them do straight things like get married ruins their coolness factor. And later saying that same sex marriage is a plot to secretly turn gay people straight.
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I cannot wait to become straight after marrying my husband
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:ColumboEATS would be a good name for a chili stand. There's just one thing...
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I found a Paul McGrath who worked in marketing for some pharma megacorps, but he's obviously not Nathen's Paul McGrath. I mean, I suppose Nathen found an old man who used to clean the executive bathrooms at all those places who gave him a blurb in exchange for Yukon Jack money. If the high flying Paul McGrath you found had developed (all the following is purely for argument's sake) a bad cocaine habit, and degenerated escalatingly for a number of years, perhaps developing a taste for speedballs (cocaine+heroin), and ultimately losing everything to addiction and becoming pretty much unemployable, it just might be our man.
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Plant MONSTER. posted:I cannot wait to become straight after marrying my husband It's going to happen! 
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Twelve by Pies posted:It's going to happen! Ted Roll is so loving stupid.
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Dr. Quarex posted:Yeah I remember in 2011 I was talking to an older gay guy who was taking a class at my university and I said in passing how I hoped we got the marriage equality nonsense figured out soon and he immediately raised his voice and started a tirade like "WHAT THE HELL HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE MARRIAGE EQUALITY? MOST GAYS ARE SICK FUCKS BLAH BLAH" and I was like "k note to self never talk to this man again" so basically this is Nathen, he hates being gay and wants no good things for the LGBTQ movement as a result Yeah, my boss at my last job was an outspoken Trump supporter who thought trans people were "not real" and got VERY upset every June about "those alphabet soup people co-opting rainbows" (from who? Leprechauns? People who want to wear Mork from Ork suspenders?) She was also totally out as lesbian. Internalized homophobia is a helluva thing. 
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Twelve by Pies posted:It's going to happen! GAY ABORTIONS
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JacquelineDempsey posted:"those alphabet soup people co-opting rainbows" (from who? Leprechauns? People who want to wear Mork from Ork suspenders?) Fundies get real mad because in Genesis the rainbow was a sign from God that he would never flood the world again, so they think gay people are co-opting rainbows from God.
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GarfieldFEETS: <nath catch phrase>
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Luckily the garf pizzeria dream lives on in Namibia https://twitter.com/_restaurant_bot/status/1643598132138180610
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Burning Rain posted:Luckily the garf pizzeria dream lives on in Namibia deliver anywhere, you say....
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Bootleg as it may be, I'm pretty sure that's a business we can all root for. ...but wouldn't it be something if Nathen found out about it, got pissed and had a fit and we cheered for it anyway, without a sense of irony?
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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1643730626866978818 https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1643733164559400964 https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1643736179588714497
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ponzicar posted:What's a love toilet? You know exactly what a love toilet is  Also STOP MAKING THAT FACE, NATHEN
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Frank Frank posted:You know exactly what a love toilet is (Volition, Legendary: Failure) 
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Have fun in a part of the world where imported slave labour and executions are common and enabled by the dictators, who among other things also ensure that your sexual desires and vices are full-on felonies. Oh and there's dire poverty and violent crime there too, hence the slavery and rampant capital punishment. Not to mention the problems with blatant corruption and organized crime, usually involving the vice-loving royals and rulers (who would've thought). But don't let the door hit you in the rear end on the way out, eh? And don't try to tell us those glossy lips aren't covered in makeup, or how that's not a haram move when you're the one doing it. Whatever your dad/family is paying you to stay far away from them is clearly money they regard as well-spent, or they wouldn't keep throwing said cash into the endless void for years on end. Also, you suck.
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Agent Escalus posted:Have fun in a part of the world where imported slave labour and executions are common and enabled by the dictators, who among other things also ensure that your sexual desires and vices are full-on felonies. Oh and there's dire poverty and violent crime there too, hence the slavery and rampant capital punishment. Not to mention the problems with blatant corruption and organized crime, usually involving the vice-loving royals and rulers (who would've thought). But don't let the door hit you in the rear end on the way out, eh? And don't try to tell us those glossy lips aren't covered in makeup, or how that's not a haram move when you're the one doing it. Whatever your dad/family is paying you to stay far away from them is clearly money they regard as well-spent, or they wouldn't keep throwing said cash into the endless void for years on end. sir, this is a garfieldeats drive-thru
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Agent Escalus posted:It turns out that when curiosity causes one to binge on too much AEW Dynamite for one evening, their brain can get stuck in cut-a-promo mode. Vince's moustache on Nathen's shaved upper lip
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Nathen actually comes out smarter than Elon here, which granted isn't a high bar but I'm shocked he managed it.
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2 men having a conversation comprised entirely of googly-eyed business buzzwords. Kinda like putting 2 babies together and letting them gurgle and coo at each other.
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LordArgh posted:nathen's reply to elon is his usual style of poorly worded run on sentences that barely make sense. i dunno what the rest of you are reading This still sounds more intelligent than Elon Musk TBQH.
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im saint germain posted:The only reason he dislikes Elon is because he capes for dogecoin instead of the clearly superior Garfield NFTs I am not sure he really dislikes Elon tbh
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