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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Leperflesh posted:

I had a site last week that was rejecting my passwords until I realized that when it said "one special character" it meant exactly one, not two or more.

....

Gaaaah I hate that poo poo. The worst is when it doesn't tell you what the requirements are up front and then just says "does not meet complexity requirements" without explanation. My last job had a number of accounts I needed that pulled poo poo like this, so my password would be, like, Some7NorMalPassword77777777% as I flailed to find something it would accept.

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Tippecanoe
Jan 26, 2011

On the other hand I regularly speak to customers who say stuff like "I can't reset my password, it gives me an error message that says don't use lower case characters!" and I ask "did you use lower case characters?" and they proudly reply "yup!"

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Leperflesh posted:

and all of them remember your last few so you can't keep using them

Sure you can. There is almost never a minimum time enforced between password changes, so if you want to keep using the same one but it remembers the last six then just change your password seven times in a row and make the last one the one you started with. Now this kind of supposes that you have a good strong password and are doing everything else right but just have an asinine password expiration policy, so it may be a terrible idea depending on the circumstances.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Midjack posted:

Sure you can. There is almost never a minimum time enforced between password changes, so if you want to keep using the same one but it remembers the last six then just change your password seven times in a row and make the last one the one you started with. Now this kind of supposes that you have a good strong password and are doing everything else right but just have an asinine password expiration policy, so it may be a terrible idea depending on the circumstances.

yeah, but we have a centralized system for changing passwords that goes through some kind of semi-automated approval process (there's even a "justification" field) because it's the same system used for requesting/granting access to things; so each password reset takes a bit to go through, and generates an email. I haven't tested it but I suspect it also tries to prevent you from changing the same password seven times in a day. Maybe I'll try that out.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

My company (a large S&P500 company) is so backwards with password security it's infuriating. We need no less than 5 log-ins for various systems within our company, passwords that need to change every month or so (roughly, there seems to be no reason to it although I'm sure there is) and different log-ins for various other vendor related websites we need to use. So I have log-ins that are:

Alphanumeric employee #
A different variation of our employee #
last name/first initial
first initial/last name
first initial/last name@domain.com - this is especially rich because it's not even a real email we use

They will NOT allow us to use a password manager. It's literally forcing people (even non-olds) to write passwords down on a pad next to their desk. They recently in their wisdom decided that "hey, maybe with these 5 log-ins we need, we can share passwords between them" even if the log-in names themselves are not the same. So that's a work in progress.

I swear, they're literally going out of their way to create potential security problems. Maybe it's a job security thing for them :shrug:

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Funny enough, I think it was in the 90s or so that the US government first started suggesting password expiration policies based on what one manager thought was common sense.

Much research has been done on its effectiveness since then, and now the guidance is to recommend against using password expiration, password complexity, and certain kinds of "security questions" that use information that is readily available.

https://pages.nist.gov/800-63-FAQ/#q-b05

Along the same vein, using multi-factor authentication (where your password is used along with something else, like a code generated on your phone) is a big recommendation but is much harder to implement on legacy systems. Two other recommendations are to check passwords against known bad passwords (those involved in a data breach) and to check account activity closely and require a password change if the behavior is weird.

CynCyanide
Mar 21, 2005

dance, water, dance!

DicktheCat posted:

Literally every basic cybersecurity thing is "staff will not ask you for your password, keep up with your password".

Come on.

One thing I don't get about gen x and back in particular is how they used to have dozens of phone numbers memorized, but usually have this issue. I hate the amount of passwords we have to recall normally, but come on.

I feel I should point out that technical services isn't technical support, at least in my case. We just catalog and process books. They were asking the folks who put stickers on the books to help them with their password, which, uh, I cannot help them with.

My library system lost out tech support to the county government a few years back, so now we have to ask county OIT to help us, and most of them are like "WTF is this library poo poo?"

They wanted to take my department too, because they heard "technical" and my department head to explain that, no, it's technical as in skilled in a trade, not technical as in technology. I don't think the government needs a whole team of professional sticker-putter-on-ers. Or adhesive label application technicians if you like.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

TBF library IT is a whole 'nother issue. Weirdoes in public libraries, indeed. Every so often there are good graybeards who have it as a retirement job for the health insurance, or folks with newly minted degrees who want to get some experience before chasing the six figure jobs. Then they face the toxic lifers and either find another job, burn the gently caress out, or become one of them.

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.
I would never forget technical services, because you dweebs would take three or four weeks to intake a new journal issue with a catalog entry stretching back decades, and my rear end at the circ desk has to explain to faculty why they're not getting their requested articles any time soon.

Not bitter.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Leperflesh posted:

There's something special and different about numbers.

Yeah. It's that they literally reverse themselves. (I have dyscalcula- I do not know why I see numbers wrong but not letters, do not ask me. Yes, long strings of numbers and our reliance on them has done me no favors, thanks!)

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.
So the other day my library got an inter-library loan from Harvard university. It was a 150-year-old book on naval architecture and it was HUGE. Here it is in the package it came in;



Thing was 3'x3' or something. It was also very fragile so we asked the patron if he would just use it in the library, but he said he knew what he was getting into and had special equipment to use/scan/read the book.

Edit: changed scar to scan....

The_Other fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Mar 23, 2023

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk

The_Other posted:


Thing was 3'x3' or something. It was also very fragile so we asked the patron if he would just use it in the library, but he said he knew what he was getting into and had special equipment to use/scar/read the book.

...scar? Seems a bit...honest about his intentions there.

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

The_Other posted:

So the other day my library got an inter-library loan from Harvard university. It was a 150-year-old book on naval architecture and it was HUGE. Here it is in the package it came in;



Thing was 3'x3' or something. It was also very fragile so we asked the patron if he would just use it in the library, but he said he knew what he was getting into and had special equipment to use/scar/read the book.

:ohdear:

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
Scan?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

In our system the lending library specifies whether they want a book to be reading room only. If Harvard doesn't bother they only have themselves to blame.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


/shoves Birds of America into his grimy backpack

Abyss
Oct 29, 2011
I remember getting a journal of a politician from the late 1800s and the ILL form said that damage or losing it would incur a $250 fine. So, rather than take my chances, I photocopied the entire thing and handed it back in.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

I'm going to the library later, what would the thread advice be to be a weirdo there

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Look at some porno on the computers.

Rabe Radbury
Dec 12, 2019
Sit on the floor and pour yourself a bowl of cereal. (Note: I did not make this up).

Rabe Radbury
Dec 12, 2019
Other ways to be weird that have been tried successfully where I work:

Ask for books on how to do time travel.
Touch a staff person to demonstrate the mystical powers you received after a stroke.
Climb a bookshelf to hide something in the ceiling tiles.
Wear a bag of your head to hide your identity. Be sure to wear your glasses on the outside of the bag.

I could go on, but this should be enough to get you started.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


mercenarynuker posted:

I'm going to the library later, what would the thread advice be to be a weirdo there

Cook up some grilled cheese bookmarks

Giant Metal Robot
Jun 14, 2005


Taco Defender
Be an adult without a kid on a computer in the children's room

Robert Facepalmer
Jan 10, 2019


Do you need a haircut? It is cheaper if you do it yourself!

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Rabe Radbury posted:

….
Touch a staff person to demonstrate the mystical powers you received after a stroke.

Wear a bag of your head to hide your identity. Be sure to wear your glasses on the outside of the bag.

I could go on, but this should be enough to get you started.

Bonus: these two can be used anywhere!

Wudz
Aug 19, 2005

*LATEST FAD
As soon as I started my shift today, had a guy (among other things) try to give me a full wind up punch to the head, made vague that's about seeing me outside, and said he wished he could enslave me (?).

My offending action?


I asked him to wear headphones to listen to music in the library. Maybe don't be that kind of weirdo if you can avoid it, thanks

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Headphones are tyranny and oppression.

tinytort
Jun 10, 2013

Super healthy, super cheap

withak posted:

Headphones are tyranny and oppression.

Sorry to be the one who has to tell you this, but no one else wants to hear you listening to that podcast/screamo music/weird YouTube asmr/porn in public. Either put headphones on, like the rest of us, or don't play audio in public spaces.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

withak posted:

Headphones are tyranny and oppression.

So you’re the bastard sitting behind me on the tram right now.

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


Classic Weirdo In Library encounter last week:

I'm dashing between tasks but get stopped by a patron exclaiming,

:agesilaus: "Hey! I'm looking for a history lesson!"

:hist101: "Oh! Well, our local history section is right over this way, what-"

:agesilaus: "Yeah I heard about the french and the spanish and some skedaddle, and what I want to know is, who was the king?"

:hist101: "Okay sir, you're talking about a couple different times and places, let me get you to those books and-"

:agesilaus: "You guys have a nice little town here, lovely people, only been here two days so far. Met a nice old couple, just walked up to their door and knocked, we had a great conversation until their son showed up and harrassed me. Said stuff like 'Who are you, what are you doing in my parent's house, don't make me call the cops'."

:hist101: "Err, that does sound like a lot. Here's the best book on our towns hist..."

:agesilaus: "I should stop day-drinking"

I left him there with a few books before I laughed at the whole situation

Triskelli fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Mar 30, 2023

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Triskelli posted:


:agesilaus: "I should stop day-drinking"

hell, :same:

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Wudz posted:

As soon as I started my shift today, had a guy (among other things) try to give me a full wind up punch to the head, made vague that's about seeing me outside, and said he wished he could enslave me (?).

My offending action?


I asked him to wear headphones to listen to music in the library. Maybe don't be that kind of weirdo if you can avoid it, thanks

Why are dudes like this? It could just be my luck, but it always seems to be men in specific that do the speaker thing with music, while women seem to just converse loudly on speakerphone when they're rude with sound. Working with the public in any capacity became much worse with the advent of speakerphone on cell phones and affordable bluetooth speakers.

I just don't get the mindset of intentionally being disruptive. Why?

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


DicktheCat posted:

I just don't get the mindset of intentionally being disruptive. Why?
Because gently caress you, that's why. I really think it's as simple as that.

CynCyanide
Mar 21, 2005

dance, water, dance!

CynCyanide posted:

I feel I should point out that technical services isn't technical support, at least in my case. We just catalog and process books. They were asking the folks who put stickers on the books to help them with their password, which, uh, I cannot help them with.

My library system lost out tech support to the county government a few years back, so now we have to ask county OIT to help us, and most of them are like "WTF is this library poo poo?"

They wanted to take my department too, because they heard "technical" and my department head to explain that, no, it's technical as in skilled in a trade, not technical as in technology. I don't think the government needs a whole team of professional sticker-putter-on-ers. Or adhesive label application technicians if you like.

LMAO, since I posted this, my supervisor announced at a department meeting that they're going to change the name of the department to be "Cataloging and Processing" because they're tired of the branch staff not knowing what the gently caress we do.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Men interrupt libraries like THIS while women interrupt libraries like THIS.

Karl Hungus
Sep 28, 2001
Mine dispatcher says there's something wrong mitt deine kable.
Nap Ghost
I have avoided posting in this thread because I have a bad addiction. I am addicted to Graf Von Faber Castell, Cross, and Visconti pens. Here is my current setup.



therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Zesty posted:

Men interrupt libraries like THIS while women interrupt libraries like THIS.

Nah it’s socialization and it’s real.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Zesty posted:

Men interrupt libraries like THIS while women interrupt libraries like THIS.

You have to very intentionally and aggressively be reading into what I said to take it as some reddit incel bullshit.

I don't know how you identify, and don't care, but it's pretty goddamned rich for a trans dude to be painted as some :biotruths: loving shithead for discussing how people are socialized to be dicks in differing ways.

It's not like a topic I would research and be introspective on. :v: It's not like I've spent time dreading closing time because I'm scared some angry dude is going to be waiting for me with a gun over music or coupons or turning his number down or something.

DicktheCat fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Apr 11, 2023

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Our local library has a great kids section but is there a reason lift the flap books for toddlers aren’t more common? Do they just get destroyed too fast?

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I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Our local library has a great kids section but is there a reason lift the flap books for toddlers aren’t more common? Do they just get destroyed too fast?

Yes. I mend books for a public library and our board books disintegrate really fast, especially ones with moving parts. Granted, we have a lot of families with young children at my branch.

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