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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
We need a Hogwarts Legacy thread now more than ever.

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I used to be a transphobe like you, then I took an arrow in the knee

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
derek smart derek smark derek smart

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

derek smart derek smark derek smart

what are you DOING

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Paladinus posted:

We need a Hogwarts Legacy thread now more than ever.

WRONG
THINK!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Paladinus posted:

Lol, I forgot they stopped issuing refunds.

The only thing that will forever be stuck with me from the movie is this


That movie is such a dumpster fire, it's loving beautiful

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Is that from the final fantasy movie

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.
I think based on context it's from Wing Commander? Whatever movie the Star Citizen guy made.

Edit: yep. I didn't realize he made the Wing Commander games too

Tenkaris fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Apr 8, 2023

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

HopperUK posted:

One of those transphobe probes was because they said they were leaving the thread and then reported the post of someone who dunked on them, in a huff.

lol

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
I remember being a huge fan of Wing Commander Prophecy as a youngster because I thought the main actor in the FMV movies was cute, and now I look at it and he's such a charisma vacuum. I can't even remember if the game was good but I suspect not.

Tachyon: the Fringe, now, that was a game with a fun voiceover. Bruce Campbell.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Psycho Landlord posted:

They stopped pretty fast after the first wave lmao

Also I'm linking the Sots2 thread so people can have a quick laugh at the incompetence of man
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3521006&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

patchnotes.txt posted:

Divide by zero counter: 7

Critical fixes:
- The Continue Game button is now working.
+ Patched a ship repair divide-by-zero crash.
- Fixed a crash when you killed the system killer.
- Fixed circumstances under which canceling a mission might crash game.
- Fixed drones firing while docked on carrier parent.
- Fleets without admirals no longer display "Defacto" as their admiral.
- Added fix to ensure that randoms and grand menaces don't spawn if all of them were disabled.
- Fixed an end-of-combat crash caused by inserting the same combat results into the game twice.
- Disabled purple placeholder effect appearing on all turret muzzles when firing. Existing muzzle effects still display as they did before the last update.
+ Treaty and Declare War options are now available in the diplomacy screen.
+ Fixed a crash the could occur when issuing orders to a ship with no crew.
+ It is no longer possible to scrap enemy ships.
- Fixed occasional crash due to Main Menu combat
- Fixed crash that could occur when destroying weapons in combat.
- Fixed crash caused by opening battle manager at a system where platforms are available for placement.
- Fixed a bug where dissolving a fleet would lead to empty fleets.
- Fixed known issues where boarding pods and assault shuttles were not able to connect to ships
+ Fixed a crash that could be caused by not having enough admirals for starting fleets.
+ Fixed planetary missiles not firing.
+ Fixed numerous known issues with fleet pathing.
+ Fixed known issues where colony information would not disappear for a player, preventing re-colonization and causing a crash in some cases.
+ Enemy fleets no longer appear in the fleet manager.
+ Fixed an issue where ships could become stuck in a permanently spinning state.
+ Fixed the known issues where ships would not respond to controls.
+ Fixed a bug that was causing combat to be initiated when no ships were present.
+ Torpedoes now apply damage to planets.
+ Fixed a crash that could occur when clicking the research cube on
the star map.
+ Fixed a hang when more then 1 combat took place
+ Fixed biome colonizers from hurting biosphere when terraforming.
- Fixed bug where fleets were getting forced to center of the sun.
- Fixed bug where fleets could be placed inside planets.
+ Fixed the rare crash that could occur when previewing maps when creating a game.
+ Fixed the issue that was causing Hiver gates not to function until
the game was reloaded.
- A certain Suul'ka will now no longer instantly kill ships with its tentacle attacks.
- Fixed stations spawning inside planets



Other fixes and changes:
- Turret fixes made to Human and Hiver Leviathans causing them to shoot through selves.
- Fixed an issue where the specters could intermittently stop moving during combat.
+ The System Killer will no longer run into stations.
+ Fixed build order removal.
+ Fixed an issue where AI ships could fly into planets when performing fly-by maneuvers.
+ Fixed a number of turret errors (placed inside ship, placed backwards, etc.)
+ Fixed known issues where Drone carriers were not attaching drones.
+ Fixed known issue where meteors could not be destroyed.
+ Fixed bug where tooltips would be one line no matter how long they where.
+ Fixed a bug where a different station would be upgraded than the one selected.
+ Fixed known issues where boarding actions were not taking over ships.
+ Rapidly clicking buttons will no longer bypass feasibility studies.
+ Turrets no longer fire missiles after the crew are killed.
+ Fixed the issue where requesting surrender of an empire could lock
out camera control.
+ Prevented Zuul ships from boring temporary node lines back from a
deep space encounter.
+ Fixed the issue where Radiant Bore ships could not create node lines.
+ Fixed an issue where infrastructure was resetting to zero each time
a planet was recolonized.
+ Fixed a crash caused by AI players attempting to ally with indy players.
+ Gate Lab upgrade requirements can now be met.
+ Zuul trade now unlocks correctly.
+ Fixed issues where missiles targeting spectres could damage a colony instead.
+ Fixed the missing news event notifying players of war declarations against them.
+ It is no longer possible to see enemy ship tool tips.
+ Fixed an issue where Leviathans were taking armor damage on the wrong side in combat.
+ Fixed a bug that was assigning unwanted modules to stations and ships.
+ Retreating ships no longer get pulled back into combat at the same location.
+ Strategic turn timer is now displayed in games that use it.
+ Fixed an issue where players were spawning too close to the star during random encounters.
+ Independent colonies no longer form on barren planetoids nor gas giants.
+ Fixed an issue that was allowing players to abandon enemy colonies.
+ Fixed an issue that was causing the AI to continually redesign thee same ship role turn after turn.
+ Restored sound.
+ Fixed unending rebellions.
+ Suul'ka now enter combat again.
+ AI no longer retires ships constantly.
+ AI now redesigns for missing ships, such as gates and bores.
+ Enemy ship construction ETA is no longer visible in system icons.
+ Targets of node cannons no longer leave empty fleets behind.
+ Colonization fleets no longer teleport on support runs.
+ Fixed issue where the star map UI was not reactivating on new turns
(AKA Black Buttons of Doom).
+ Boarded ships no longer fire at unusually high rates.
+ Fixed an issue that could cause planets to share the same orbit.
+ Can no longer retrofit ships in a system without a colony.
+ Fixed an issue that could cause the strategic AI to redesign
constructors and freighters each turn.
+ Fixed overharvesting beyond available resources.
+ The grovernment graph marker no longer moves beyond the graph bounds.
+ Stations no longer become constructed when construction fleets are absent.
+ Asteroid monitors no longer disappear from systems when research is complete.
+ Fixed a corner case that could result in ships rolling continually in combat.
+ Fixed an issue where shield generators were firing torpedoes.
+ Fixed an issue that was causing ships in combat to be equipped with
random modules where none belong.
+ Fixed cases where attached boarding pods were super-sized.
+ Fixed an issue that could cause stations under construction to appear inside planets.
+ Fixed an audio problem that was leading to framerate loss over time.
+ Fixed an issue where planets were firing missiles when they shouldn't.
- Fixed stations spawning in center of planet during rebellion.
- Fixed fleet interception teleport bug. (OP Note: The intercepting fleets teleported to deep space. Like out-of-the-galaxy deep space.)
- Fixed beam vs planet lengths.
- Fixed Hivers using up gate points while committing missions to their home systems.
- AI now repair fleets at systems.
- Fix to prevent stations from being spawned in the center of a planet.
- Fixed beams not rendering when origin is not on the screen.
- Fixed bug that allowed meteors to capture admirals.
- Fixed NPG moving in autoresolve combats
- Fixed bug causing loa to secretly pay corruption expenses
- Fixed Loa/Zuul AI colonizing non-terrestrial planets
- Fixed subverted drones attacking friendly ships after docking
- Fixed not getting research project for super novas
- Fixed Loa AI not expanding
- Display turret arcs when mouse hovers over a weapon
- Fixed CTD on profile saving caused by Anti-Virus programs (= You can now play SotS2 with your antivirus on!)
- Fixed case where "Random System" used as system name
- Fixed case where AI would prefer initial ship designs
- Fixed AI humans not using node lines
- Fix Loa gate spawning in center of sun
- Fix plagues not killing civilians
- Improve AI to prevent them from going into debt
- AI now selects the best fleet for combat, as opposed to just picking the fleet with the most health

Additions and Changes
+ Tar Baby COL added.
+ Carriers can now carry other carriers.
+ Multiple missions can be issued from a single screen for Survey, Relocate, Colonize, Support, Patrol,
Interdict, Invade and Strike.
+ Construction, Upgrade and Patrol missions now have an optional rebase on completion.
:frogsiren:- Can now deploy fleets on missions that are returning home or patrolling :frogsiren: [It took 1,5 years for this one.]
- Can now order planets in planet manager
- Mousing over weapon group in design test now shows weapon coverage
- Help prevent AI from causing their own economic collapse


Known Issues:
- Drones cannot be designed.
- Scrapping ships does not yet yield bonuses.
- System Killer auto resolve is not producing results.
- Some star systems have anomalous moon orbits.

lol but also uh what's up with the wildly racist one i added the spoiler to?

Psycho Landlord
Oct 10, 2012

What are you gonna do, dance with me?

Grassy Knowles posted:

lol but also uh what's up with the wildly racist one i added the spoiler to?

It is in fact weirdly racist for no reason and that's why it made the list!

Kild
Apr 24, 2010

Grassy Knowles posted:

lol but also uh what's up with the wildly racist one i added the spoiler to?

Allegedly they accidentally / sleepily combined Tar Pit COL and Cry Baby COL according to a quick google.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Tenkaris posted:

I think based on context it's from Wing Commander? Whatever movie the Star Citizen guy made.

Edit: yep. I didn't realize he made the Wing Commander games too

Wing commander owned and needs a reboot.
1990 and some giant cat messaging you on teams to tell you “I WILL FEAST UPON YOUR ENTRAILS” while you are in the middle of a dogfight was amazing

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



pentyne posted:

this really deserves a postin' because god drat you are not remotely exaggerating

I hate how many words these people put into being disingenuous assholes while thinking they are intellectual giants

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

HopperUK posted:

I remember being a huge fan of Wing Commander Prophecy as a youngster because I thought the main actor in the FMV movies was cute, and now I look at it and he's such a charisma vacuum. I can't even remember if the game was good but I suspect not.

Tachyon: the Fringe, now, that was a game with a fun voiceover. Bruce Campbell.

Tachyon was fuckin great

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

MrQwerty posted:

Tachyon was fuckin great

Well how about that, it's 2.50 USD on steam right now

:homebrew:

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
There's a bit where some space baddies steal the roof of the Sistine Chapel and try to fly off with it.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

HopperUK posted:

There's a bit where some space baddies steal the roof of the Sistine Chapel and try to fly off with it.

lol yeah it's awesome

I have it on disc and steam and still have the original glossy corporate advertisement instruction manual

holding inertia while turning the ship was a great mechanic

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Recent probe but lmao I want to know the context behind this:

quote:

You're gonna succumb to the covid and die, and then your fuckface cat is gonna eat your eyeballs and your pathetic nuts. You know what? You loving deserve it. Because you are literally the biggest sack of poo poo here, and I hope you burn in hell.

Goons own

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
bruce campbell is Michigan's favored son and we love him so much

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
give in to the covid

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Psycho Landlord posted:

I'm playing Outer Wilds for the first time and have mostly just been killing myself in scientifically impressive ways

don't look up any spoilers/solutions to anything

Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I hate how many words these people put into being disingenuous assholes while thinking they are intellectual giants
this is UK TERF twitter in a nutshell

except on the blue bird site, if you call them out for their bigotry and hurt their feelings too much, they run off crying to their columnist positions at the Guardian or Independent, and get paid bank to bleat about how persecuted they are

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

"Incredibly dumb person who thinks they are an incredibly smart person" is kind of the default setting for Internet jackasses. Possibly non-Internet jackasses too!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Frank Frank posted:

Recent probe but lmao I want to know the context behind this:

Goons own

lmao

Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

Antivehicular posted:

"Incredibly dumb person who thinks they are an incredibly smart person" is kind of the default setting for Internet jackasses. Possibly non-Internet jackasses too!
True that

My point was that it's nice to be on a site where they just get banned and told to gently caress off

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
i am very intelligent and figured out the sonic 3 barrel without a guide

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Frank Frank posted:

Recent probe but lmao I want to know the context behind this:

Goons own

The context just seems to be "goon posted in the Trump thread that they got COVID, posted a picture of their cat lying on them," and then... that? I hate that I looked at the Trump thread for that.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i am very intelligent and figured out the sonic 3 barrel without a guide

!!!!!!!!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Antivehicular posted:

"Incredibly dumb person who thinks they are an incredibly smart person" is kind of the default setting for Internet jackasses. Possibly non-Internet jackasses too!

Funny you should mention that! Here's a big blast from the past on how dads might use gay marriage to dodge inheritance taxes by marrying their sons!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx_VXceIeMM

ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i am very intelligent and figured out the sonic 3 barrel without a guide

Never understood why that confused people.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Bogus Adventure posted:

Funny you should mention that! Here's a big blast from the past on how dads might use gay marriage to dodge inheritance taxes by marrying their sons!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx_VXceIeMM

Jeremy’s… Iron

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Jeremy’s… Iron

Well that’s very good for a first try

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Frank Frank posted:

Recent probe but lmao I want to know the context behind this:

Goons own

So if they didn't bring up the poster's cat, would this wish of death on another poster gone unpunished?

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
That is a very lovely cat.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011


Leal posted:

So if they didn't bring up the poster's cat, would this wish of death on another poster gone unpunished?

Almost certainly.

londonarbuckle
Feb 23, 2017

Frank Frank posted:

Recent probe but lmao I want to know the context behind this:

Goons own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB8OXUC-Spw&t=307s

Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

Frank Frank posted:

Recent probe but lmao I want to know the context behind this:

Goons own
Same guy:

Anti-Social_Disease posted:

I hope they drag her into the street and burn her alive, completely ignoring her being complicit in her bloodgod daddy's war crimes, and wallowing in those dollars. They wouldn't be doing it for a good reason, but the oval office would be dead. Problem solved. And this is why the CIA exists. Ok, just shove that twat down a flight of stairs in the projects. Nah, they'd probably help her much to her horror. Force her to be boebert or MTG's aide. That'll do her. Then erase her bloodline with the strongest torrent of piss this grand old country can muster.
but it's ok, he got a whole 12 hours off for this

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
he sounds angry

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