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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Dick Burglar posted:

What am I looking at besides "food that does not look very good?"

Someone has grated the dead skin off their feet and used that as 'cheese' for the dusting of the wets.

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The pastries! they found me!

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LACbVhgtx9I

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

Inceltown posted:

Someone has grated the dead skin off their feet and used that as 'cheese' for the dusting of the wets.

Are you the OP?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

busalover posted:

Are you the OP?

No but I've seen enough of those drat ped egg ads to recognise what was going on there.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Aren't these the fuckers that turn you to stone or barf death blight on you in Ainsel river?

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/zWqUA5q.mp4

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

If that's garlic bread then I most definitely would

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


That's not cursed at all.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

what am i missing here

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

this looks amazing and i would absolutely try it

BRICKFACE
Apr 20, 2002

I BITE
one goon's horror is another goon's delight

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013





BRICKFACE posted:

one goon's horror is another goon's delight

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

BRICKFACE posted:

one goon's horror is another goon's delight

New thread title fuckers.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
All right. :hai:

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
The snake being immediately followed by the snakeghetti was pretty amazing

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
i think there's more than one

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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`Nemesis posted:

what am i missing here

The object in the upper left is a pedicure rasp that scrapes dead skin off your heels and collects it within. After a thorough use, if one were to open up the plastic cavity, one would find a flaky whitish material, much like that which is atop the pasta.

So, while we cannot be sure, it would be reasonable to assume the pasta is topped with grated foot skin rather than a more traditional topping, e.g. Parmesan cheese.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

dunno if I've seen a boss fight phase transition happen IRL before

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨
Ugh deliberately typing like that reminded me of the powerfully cursed days of “Let’s Intellectualize Rap!” on these forums, and the influx of nerd or pirate rappers who were held up as examples of Good Rap 🤢 So many of us were are ignorant as hell.







deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

The other era of SomethingAwful nerd rap was way better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Busket Posket posted:

Ugh deliberately typing like that reminded me of the powerfully cursed days of “Let’s Intellectualize Rap!” on these forums, and the influx of nerd or pirate rappers who were held up as examples of Good Rap 🤢 So many of us were are ignorant as hell.









goddamn this is cursed holy poo poo

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
TLO Roll Call is as good as those others are bad

Though when I first thought out of the blue "wow, that was racist as hell to say 'intellectualize rap'" I looked back at them and thought a few would have been passably funny if the prompt had been like "ruin rap lyrics while keeping the meaning intact" but that is not quite as punchy

Also about TLO Roll Call I have always been particularly pleased by how incredibly minimally cruel the lyrics are (well except working on a torture rack and sexual harassment time)

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
pretty sure I know the tlo roll call song by heart ngl

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





quote:

"So many of our managers now are the ones that have started at 11."

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

For those who had to look up "Jugiong" like I did-- that's Australia.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Fun fact: I apparently knew “big red” from TLO back in the 90s

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Minimum wage for an 11 year old is $13 an hour too just in case you were wondering what they got paid.

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

Inceltown posted:

Minimum wage for an 11 year old is $13 an hour too just in case you were wondering what they got paid.

13 Dollars or Dollarydoos?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Reiche posted:

13 Dollars or Dollarydoos?

I had to look it up, it's apparently 13 dollarydoos which equates to approximately 8 freedombux

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

Captain Hygiene posted:

I had to look it up, it's apparently 13 dollarydoos which equates to approximately 8 freedombux

Bah gawd that’s still more than the federal minimum wage of a whopping $7.25. Cursed

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Yeah but in the USA you get to pay for your healthcare instead of it being provided for by the state so it works out to be even more freedom.

girl befriender
Sep 22, 2014

by vyelkin

Hamagic
Jul 2, 2008

I don’t think I’ve guffawed at a cursed image before like I have once I put all the pieces of this together

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Clarence you idiot! This isn't the python snare, it's the snake multiplication wand!

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Busket Posket posted:

The object in the upper left is a pedicure rasp that scrapes dead skin off your heels and collects it within. After a thorough use, if one were to open up the plastic cavity, one would find a flaky whitish material, much like that which is atop the pasta.

So, while we cannot be sure, it would be reasonable to assume the pasta is topped with grated foot skin rather than a more traditional topping, e.g. Parmesan cheese.

God damnit!

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